Keep it in the cage Hulky lad. I'm not a fan of bodybuilders or construction workers in general. Anyone that stands in front of a full length mirror to see their muscles ripple needs to get a life or a real gurlfriend.
Old Knudsen does have a fine set of guns on him but that's from years of digging ditches and working doon pit and I may like to watch my sexual technique in a mirror but that's different.
Men body builders want to look strong because they are afraid about their small willys and hate weemen anyway, weemen body builders just want to stop being weak females and want to be strong men, can't blame them now go put the kettle on for me love, 2 sugars ya sexy thing.
When I heard they wanted to remake the crappy Hulk film I sent in my screen play. It was about Dr Bruce Banner who got painful 4 hour erections and rather than going to another doctor cos doctors are shite and he didn't have medical coverage (social message there) he zapped himself with Gamma radiation as you do and became a green body builder with a tiny knob.
The only problem being is that he was angry and being a body builder his reasoning power was sponsored by steroids.
Hulk angry but doesn't know why, must smash and look at my pecs while I do it.
He just wants to tie up white weemen so he can feel powerful.
See this lass doesn't work out and her knob is massive, its good to see such confidence.
Why are super heroes all muscular? when do they find the time to pump iron and is it a job requirement? I think a 100 LBS skinny dying fucker should be able to have super strength and be bullet proof. Maybe lifting cars and throwing them at villains is a workout so you end up with muscles.
I always wondered how people in the comics don't suss out that so and so are super heroes as they have square jaws, thick hair and big muscles or the weemen are just a little too hot.
I wonder if Spiderman is hung like a spider and that's why he won't get it on with MJ, no not the blogger MJ shes into oiled up midgets anyway.
Instead of Batman and Robin it should be Batman and pitcher or giverman and takerboy, see the way Catwoman was baddie? weemen hating I tell you all due to bad sexual experiences with small cocks, trust me on that as I have a friend who was belittled by a woman when he whipped out his tiny curly wurly , no honestly it was a friend.
I wonder if Spiderman is hung like a spider and that's why he won't get it on with MJ, no not the blogger MJ shes into oiled up midgets anyway.
Instead of Batman and Robin it should be Batman and pitcher or giverman and takerboy, see the way Catwoman was baddie? weemen hating I tell you all due to bad sexual experiences with small cocks, trust me on that as I have a friend who was belittled by a woman when he whipped out his tiny curly wurly , no honestly it was a friend.
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I'm thinking a new super hero should evolve. He could be old and bearded like say a goat and have the power to cut his enemys down with his rapier wit and his enormous pen. He would run around in a sagging chapeau and his super powers would would be in direct proportion to the number of weemans who want to 'shag'him.
BTW: The Bohemian is back he wandered into my new digs last night and told me to get off my arse and start blogging again. I take a few months off to feel sorry for myself and the impudent git has the gall to tell me to grow up and stop being such a weak suck.
So you saying size does matter? I always thought it was how you used it that matters.
At least that is what I have been told by a couple of guys.
Oh well,guess I'll just stick with my vibrating purple friend. He always seems to make me smile.
I thought your Cap was the super hero in your life?
Oiled up midgets?
You are confusing me with Eddie Waring and there's no way I'm taking on his sloppy seconds.
Someone PLEASE do something for that poor Bruce Banner man! His penis appears to have twisted ninety degrees off its natural alignment, no doubt the result of some ill-considered uni-directional screwing.
Angela knows about these things. She once screwed a penis RIGHT OFF, true tale, used a potters wheel and went crazy (counterclockwise) for twenty minutes until it detached.
The story had a strange ending though because the gent made a fortune from selling the movie rights ... here :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bRs6KWDsc0
Where's the justice?
Angela: I clicked on that YouTube link and it said, "This video or group may contain content that is inappropriate for some users."
I fear you are trying to lead us astray.
Demerit points for posting a YouTube, by the way.
Old Knudsen will be most displeased.
YouTubes, twisting peni and midgets........ these are a few of my favourite things.
except Youtubes they are for the weak.
Sorry. Kirk Douglas made me do it.
*beats head on desk*
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