Old Knudsen is ashamed. I fell for the sins of the flesh and now I am being punished for it. Weemen do indeed want to sex me up just for the fame of it and yes it does swell my ego among other things.
I spent a day frolicking with Sylvia from Arbroath, I thought she was a nice gurl with a bag full of sex toys and a cam corder and yes I know what you are thinking 'Arbroath' the home of the smoked kipper if you know what I mean. Dirty weemen, shaved sheep and BMX bandits........ I have no idea what that means either.
Sylvia has now released her story in the papers along with the YouTube of the action on the Interweb. First I must say that it was a cold day and its usually bigger and *I had not had sex in a day * which was why it was so fast.
I feel like the camera angle was all bad for me and my face looked fat and did my nose look big? ach I beg you all not to go looking for this YouTube as I don't think it gives a true representation of who I am.
* My mother was out*
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I won't go looking for the tape if you say so but can you tell us what music was chosen to accompany the action?
I saw it........
It was the Sanford & Son theme song......
......L....
I gave him that scar, you know. oh yes. and the rash.
MJ The entertainer of course.
Kimbers If thats the song I think there is something very wrong there.
FN you break my heart and then ate it and this bloody rash won't go away.
I guess you won't break your vow of no You Tube by playing it here.
Doesn't matter, I've downloaded onto my hard drive and I plan to sell it on ebay.
Question.... do you always cry after sex or was that "acting"
a.boxer - can i have first refusal on the purchase?
I think he fake cuddles after sex....
Maybe he cried because his hat fell off while gettn' down....
Bittersweet - who could refuse you?
:-)
I've been hiding indoors all day with the shades drawn as Boxer is somewhere in my city.
BMX Bandits - THE movie of 1983.
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