Bringing Sexy Sunday Back

 

One in the chamber presents ..... Sexy Sunday rebooted. Ach sure there are loads of pictures of weemen with their legs behind their ears showing you how closely they have shaved but that isn't so nice to look at so here are a few nice to look at pics because Sunday's are dull.

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Sexy Lady Meat

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Kick back and enjoy these lovely ladies who give you a break from reading my fascinating stories during the week. I hope they inspire you to becum more than sinful being you are now.  REPENT!

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Sexy Art

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Today instead of gratuitous adult nakedness in protest against Christians Muslims and Jews who support child abuse as a part of their religious beliefs I thought I'd give you art instead. Here is Milo Moiré, a lass from .... I dunno somewhere foreign who gets onto trains arse naked except for some fuck me pumps, a hand bag and a pair of hipster glasses.

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Just because she walks about like this doesn't mean that she is asking for it ... it's art. Just like the time she plopped out paint balls from her minge. I have one of her vadge explosions up on my wall, she could have at least removed the pubes.

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   I believe Old Knudsen has mentioned his big man sized like of tits hanging doon ... definitely art.

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You untrained plebs just see a naked chick but Old Knudsen sees the emotion that screams out like a lass whose minge is getting waxed. 

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Art means not smiling but instead just ..... being.

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Also it said it was art on the porn site I got it off. 

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What an enigmatic expression, only she knows why she painted her toenails and not her fingernails. 

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This one is saying, "help I'm retarded and haven't eaten in weeks" only a fellow artist can see the layers of subliminal artistic angst. No offense to any retards reading, at least I didn't say Spaz.

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Ryan Gosling makes my stench trench weep with joy yet I remain dry and sullen. 

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I don't know art but I like what I don't know, what is she about to shrug and say? 

 

Flesh Of Color

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 In the spirit of radical equality I shall post pictures of adults of colour in an attempt to lure religious pedophiles away from the children in a Benetton way . I don't care what yer holy book says about molesting children .... it's wrong.

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Old Knudsen does prefer large rears and he will admit admit to such. 

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I know religion fucks with yer mind but making weemen cover up leads to really dull pictures especially if the only other option is as a belly dancer which is then a over played stereotype. Well these cultures who insist that weemen be covered head to toe must really respect weemen since they don't objectify them ..... right?

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I do like strawberries and I can't deny, but not real ones, only artificial flavours but I do like me weemen real .... except when they are a sex doll.

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My penis tells me that I'm not a racist. It also tells me other things but I can't put that in writing due to legal complications such as being arrested. 

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Something for everyone. I wonder if he works out, Mr super hero Actionman/GI Joe body. Bet he's a smoothie.

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Some greasy South Korean actor, do Asians get tattoos of words in English like "water" or "soul?"

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A young man with tribal tattoos and wearing crosses, those missionaries get everywhere. I wonder what tribe he came from. 

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I bet he has full conversations complete with chat up lines with himself. 

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This lass has such an odd body shape, as if a nerd virgin did a weird science (as in the movie) and invented his perfect woman. Not that I'm complaining.

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Old Knudsen has a soft (hard actually) spot for the Latina's but it's about religious pedos on their day of worship. Is this not worthy of a bit of worship? 

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Now time for the 'what is he thinking?' part of the post. I'm going for 'I hope the cat left the drapes alone while I've been out, shit I forgot to water my fern.'

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Dear half naked lady on the Internet, any chance of a ride? Old Knudsen may objectify the ladies (and others) but would he ever stone one to death for something trivial or for who they wanted to marry? I don't think any religion gives weemen a fair and equal go.

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This nipple, vadge and cock free post was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number R. Old Knudsen don't count too good, he's not Asian for fucks sake. Remember folks, people are all the same no matter what colour they are, aye they're all cunts so hate them for being cunts, not because they are a different colour or nationality than you. Did you have a say in what DNA went into making you and where it made you? Don't be stupid and don't be haters, unless yer hating haters, which to be honest I totally hate. 

  

Sunday Fleshtation

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Well hello Sunday lovers, yer weekly dose of adult fleshtation to ensure you don't go molesting any kids ... I know what yer like so don't bother denying it.

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I have no idea why she is so happy but doesn't this picture make you want to smile even more than that idiot Happy song?  ... clap along.

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Yer about to go to church and you realise yer dick has fallen off .... DAMN YOU GOD!!!! oh and then you remember that yer a hot chick. Happens all the time.

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Not wanting to be accused of being misogynistic by some woman who should be doing the dishes or something here is a hot man for you. Remember folks, real men have curves.

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Maybe I should just stick to pictures of weemen, all that ghey porn tends to confuse Old Knudsen and makes him question things. The lad in the picture is probably not ghey at all, but cos he looks ghey he's probably British .

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And back to being happy again.

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When I see pictures like this I always have a good look at what is in the room. The cut outs on the wall are all beauty tips but I don't see anything about shaving yer minge. 

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On this one Old Knudsen was just too stunned by the overall impact, what a sexy duvet. 

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I gave the ghey porn another go, seems I'm getting used to it. Now I'm off to get me a body like this, I'll try doon at 24 hour Fitness, "excuse me mister, would you smell my napkin."

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I'll think about it.