Al Save Us

Buy my DVD you stupid people.

When Al Gore and the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize I said what the fuck and then I went and slapped a liberal (or PC enablers as I call them) did they not learn anything from Michael Moore? I'm no fan of the Bush administration no matter how highly entertaining they are, nor am I a fan of teenage mongs shooting up schools, there should be certain gun controls as there are in the UK and as there is with that more serious killer automobiles, it won't stop gun killings but people like to feel as if they are being useful in trying.

Moores films are very distracting and totally bias, he knows the power of the media and that people will believe anything it tells them which is why I write questionable things, to make you think not to automatically believe, go on about the great medical care you can get in Cuba, the doctors there are leaving as soon as they can, I can't blame them in a brutal regime that jails you for just speaking out or being a queer.

Back to Gore, could you not see the similarity of his docucuntary An Inconvenient truth and Moore's films? racy, controversial presented as truth and even has that word in the title to get you at a subconscious level.

Remember what a boring old blowhard Gore really is? now hes had a PR makeover probably by some very expensive image management firm, he roped in the rich high school drop outs known as Hollywood to seduce the youngsters.

The young will always listen to a beautiful celeb.

Gore did get caught out after telling everyone to cut doon their "global footprint" (fuck I hate buzz words) when it came out how high the electricity bill on his mansion was.

His film is being shown round the British schools but it had to go through the courts first as political indoctrination is illegal in British schools, religious proselytizing is fine as the UK has an official religion and all but no politics.

The courts came up with 35 questionable facts in Gore's film but cited 9 main ones that mean the teachers must explain that this film contains more political slant and sensationalism than actual scientific fact. here are the nine lies.

-- The film claims global warming is responsible for the gradual retreat of the alpine glacier atop Africa's Mount Kilimanjaro. Scientists have conclusively demonstrated no such link exists.

-- The film presents graphs indicating that fluctuating carbon dioxide levels have always preceded and caused global temperature fluctuations. In fact, temperature changes have always preceded carbon dioxide changes.

-- The film suggests global warming caused Hurricane Katrina. Few hurricane experts believe this, and substantial scientific evidence indicates global warming is having no impact on hurricane frequency or intensity.

-- The film asserts global warming is causing Central Africa's Lake Chad to dry up. In fact, land use practices are causing the drying up of Lake Chad, and Central Africa is in an unusual and prolonged wet period.

-- The film asserts global warming is leading to polar bear deaths by drowning. Yet the only documented drowning deaths occurred due to a freak storm, and polar bear numbers are growing substantially.

-- The film claims global warming threatens to halt the Gulf Stream and initiate a new ice age. The vast majority of scientists who have studied the issue have determined such a scenario is implausible.

-- The film asserts global warming is causing the destruction of coral reefs through bleaching. Scientists have identified other causes for coral bleaching and have additionally noted bleaching is a natural process by which coral continually selects ideal symbiotic algae.

--The film asserts Greenland is in danger of rapid ice melt that will raise sea levels by 20 feet or more. The scientific consensus is that any foreseeable Greenland ice melt will be gradual and will take centuries to substantially raise sea levels.

-- The film asserts the Antarctic ice shelf is melting. In fact, only a small portion of Antarctica is getting warmer and losing ice mass, while the vast majority of Antarctica is in a prolonged cold spell and is accumulating ice mass.

I just thought you'd like a wee break from all the reading.

The film (a lot like the BBC) is a point of view with an agenda like when Bush tells you about the dangers of Al Qaeda attacks you know he wants more money for the war, nothing is put out as sheer entertainment, buy the Gore action figure, buy the DVD, buy into his idea.

I myself don't trust people in $5000 suits telling me to recycle, reuse and reduce, I feel insulted and patronised, if you had any sense you'd do it any way but considering its not the individual little guy wasting all the resources and mass polluting the planet its the rich people and the big money hungry corporations and over populated developing countries devouring more and more than developing alternatives like water, wind and solar power.

Whole cities could be powered by people working out in gyms or attach cables to energetic toddlers.

Ethanol from corn is just asking for trouble ask the Afghans if concentrating on one crop like opium poppies is feeding their families during the winter and making their land sterile, grow corn for fuel and food crops that don't have as much monetary comeback don't get grown any more and after a while when the ground is exhausted they pour more chemicals onto it to enrich it and poison it so more trees must be cleared to grow corn for fuel on.

Every time we get 4 hot days in a row its "oh that Global warming" the rest of the days go unnoticed, Global warming stole my baby, Global warming ate my hamster, Global warming gave me hemorrhoids.

Gore's Think tank or wank bank one of the two.

Gore and his 7% of scientists who believe him pick and choose their news, in New Zealand there are 50 new glaciers growing, glaciers in France, Switerland, the Himalayas , Alaska and Washington state all have glaciers growing not shrinking and guess what? they are cold. I say Yay! for the North west passage, its about time Canada got something besides dirty frenchies and as for Greenland, that's not an ironic name, it did used to be green.

Fuck snow its too cold for my liking the world has always had climate changes, saying the climate of 50 years ago was different is shite, you've just noticed it in the last 50 years.

Scientists never get it right, they are too busy avoiding lawsuits and trying to make a name for themselves.

Gore spent 8 years with Clinton in power and as the second most powerful man in the world did fuck all for the environment, just like that convicted terrorist Nelson Mandela doing fuck all for aids while in power but now hes all about the safe sex, too late for his son though.

Gore is aiming his PR machine at the wrong people in order to make money and give his life some meaning all the while Beijing gets ready for the Olympics even if it tortures its people and has a major pollution problem and Brazil vies to hold million dollar soccer games though most of its population lives in poverty and fear of violent crime, did Robert Mugabe write a "Running a nation for dummies?" fuck the world is stupid as is those who buy into it.

Old Knudsen has spoken.