Monday, 19 November 2007

Britain's Oldest Newly Weds

James Mason aged 93 and Peggy Clark aged 85 have married after a three day romance. You can't base a marriage on great sex alone. Old Knudsen's verdict: It will never last, they'll be lucky if they make it through the winter.

6 comments:

Old Knudsen said...

Just wait until she has some more.

Manuel said...

hahahahaha

witchypoo said...

Heck, they won't last through the winter, they'll be dead soon.

Anonymous said...

Marky is spot on. I have first hand on this as my old muvver-in-law had a fling with a bloke some two years ago and the 40 year old children were crash bang down straight away asking her to sign a "disclaimer" that she wouldn't be making any claims to the old git's estate. She wuz the only thing in his life wot made any difference to his lonely life and my own wife used to go and clean his hoose and do his bits of shopping for him, regardless of the fact that his own "kids" didn't visit him and didn't care a shit about his welfare.

To this day, since she died the cunts have not been down to see him or havenae apologised to ma misses for insulting her intentions. The fekkin' cuntbags.

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