The US Airline "Frontier Airlines" are putting their flight attendants or air stewardesses as I like to call them (even the ghey blokes) through self defense classes so when you ask for a pillow you may get yer nose shoved up into yer brain.
The course is being taught by Air Marshals who are known for ......................... I don't know not being on the same flights as terrorists maybe.
Get some Israelis over they'll show you how to kill someone at close quarters.
Ha! I dress to the left you facist bitch.
The Trolley dollys who are famous for their scary fixed smiles and chirpy impersonal voices will now become mile high killing machines who laugh at ragheads with box cutters, "what are ya going to do Abdul open a box?"
Old bat gets them out for the lads.
An Old Knudsen optimistic reconstruction of Nora in all her glory.Nora Hardwick, who will be 102 next week, decided to pose topless behind the bar of her local pub in Ancaster, Lincolnshire as Miss November in a charity calendar for a children's football team.
Born in 1905 Ms Hardwick (which I'm sure she has seen plenty of in her time) didn't pose bottomless as then you'd be able to see her tits.
You never see the people naked that you want to see naked, as you can see I'm very pro active about that.
Its Thanksgiving for the Yanks today so instead of being smug and thinking how your people abused, tricked and murdered the Injuns that helped them survive look at my naked picture and give thanks that I'm such a big spunk and willing to share myself .
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YOUR people!? Old Knutsack, most of us have Yuropean heritage here.
Jesus Knudsen you're such a brag, you'd use any excuse to pose starkers, but you messed it up this time, for Nora totally upstaged you.
I see you're trying to lure her into the bedroom when clearly she wants you to be more experimental and have a shag on the sofa.
Have you learned nothing from our time together?
It is unfortunate that so many Native Americans were slaughtered. Could we move on? Now let's bomb their fucking casinos.
matt they stopped being my people when we chased those religious nutjobs out, away and eat a potato.
paddy I need no excuse to post fanny, I follow my needs, how could ya like Nora more than me?
MJ I've learned that washing it doesn't help.
marky good idea lad finish the job, besides God hates gambling lets get the savages.
So glad I ate that big Yankee dinner before I read your post.
Now to go off and feel smug. And all. And then puke.
I have to be careful to read your blog when Ass Burger Boy is not in the room. He hears me laughing so hard and asks me if I'm on drugs.
Hey Old K, your package is blurred for some reason. I think we all would benefit from a crisper, cleaner view of the twig and berries (or log and boulders, whichever)
a Boxer puking after eating, the American way.
witchypoo maybe its the three syringes stuck in yer arm that gives you away.
marky I blurred it out to be tasteful, I'm all about class.
Its "thanks for letting us steal your country day"! well thats what the white folk say. can i get an amen?!?!
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