The changeling, a tale of a serial killer in the 1920's and a woman who is reunited with her son who was abducted and returned to her. The returned boy was a fake set up by the LA police and when the mother 'Christine Collins' protested she was labeled an unfit mother and branded delusional and locked up .
Known as the Wineville Chicken Coop Murders the bloke was caught but the boy was never found dead or alive. In 1930, the residents of Wineville changed the town's name to Mira Loma.
Thanks to Hollywood their shame is known.
The most interesting thing is that the story is all true. Angelina Jolie who plays Christine Collins is nominated for an Oscar. I'd like her to get one because even though when I played the returned boy and my sex scene with Jolie ended up getting cut we all worked hard under the direction of Clint Eastwood.
Kate Winslet will get the Oscar for 'The Reader' A tale of some chick who reads.
I don't care what you think about Angie she is psychically perfect from the neck up, which in Japanese culture that is all that is required.
The next role for Angie if she can fit it in between pregnancies and adoptions will be 'Room raider' she plays an adventurer who goes through the bedrooms of men and finds their porn stash, it set in the future and makes total sense when put into the correct context.
Oh and Clint I'm still waiting for the royalties for being the inspiration for yer character on Grand Tornado.
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Saturday, 21 February 2009
Cha Cha Cha Cha Changeling
Friday, 20 February 2009
LOLslam
Hai, iz my firs time on date servis, I iz 45, haz 3 wifes, iz look 4 nice young veergin, no more than 10 yers old. U iz haz ur parents call me, okthx!!!
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Thursday, 19 February 2009
Dance Monkey Boy Dance!
I've been recognised for my genius at last. I made it to the front page of Pundit Kitchen with this captioned picture.
I didn't think it was that funny but what do I know about funny? [Insert Troll calling me a ghey, stupid, unfunny moron]
For this picture I only get half the amount of money I would for an Irish blog award but I'll live.
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I Know You Are But What Am I?
Kenny Chesney ............. a cuntry singer is so unconfident about his sexuality that he has to totally prove to people he isn't ghey. You know like when Tom Cruise sued the guy that said he was ghey?
So is being ghey like an insult or something or are we still in the schoolyard? Here is how Chesney over reacted
"I'm pretty confident in the fact that I love girls. [laughs] I've got a long line of girls who could testify that I'm not gay." A long line indeed. "There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod," Chesney boasts, adding that he's been with "over 100" women. "My first five years on the road were intense, because I was the guy in college who never got laid until I started playing guitar."
OMG did you see the shoes she is wearing? it totally clashes with her outfit!
I don't care if you are a poo pirate you sing cuntry which makes you a twat. Yer also in denial about being bald hence the hats so I don't believe a thing you say. He did leave out that he shagged 500 dudes as well as the 100 weemen.
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Wednesday, 18 February 2009
Me Mammy Thinks I'm A Winner
What a clever ad for men's underwear or gunties as the cool kids call them. It says at the bottom "Men don't want to see other men naked" . Unless its Gerrard Butler, Mago, George Clooney or Donn Coppens I suppose.
I like the top pair, most tasteful.
When I click on my own blog I get the content warning as well. You know what? I actually consider if I want to accept and view the blog or decline. Every bloody time.
Like I said in other comments I only made the long list on the Irish blogs awards. Manuel made the short list which is most deserved :::::chokes a bit and throws up in own mouth:::::::Ms Hanger Queen also made it so well done.
I have no hard feelings, I'm sure everyone else is more humourous than I and cover more pop culture topics, "did you see [insert unknown minorIrish celeb here] what a slut!"
On my news blog I have updated my side-bar to 3 time loser. Next year, oh boy. I'm going to bone up on painfully dull Irish subjects throwing in words like dail (WTF?) and convert to Fenianism, it will be mine! I may even die me hair red and watch Celtic woman like the Yank/Americans do.
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Rudebox
We were a team, we had all met in rehab. Robbie Williams a famous British singer in for drugs and drink, ET an alien actor who couldn't handle the pressure of having such a big movie hit and was arrested doon on skid row getting high on skid marks and me who was there for sex addiction, a pain killer dependency and a need to smell the out gassing on plastic toys.
Robbie was cocky young lad but his confidence hid his self loathing which made him want to sabotage his life. ET was a bit of a user and a bad influence.
When we got out we went our separate ways. Robbie's career went a bit stale and thats when ET struck. He got Robbie into the whole space alien scene doing rocketships and asteroids real dangerous stuff.
Robbie left LA after 6 years and moved back to England where the press were waiting. Howard Hughes they called him, hes gone nuts talking about government conspiracies and UFOs . ET sat back and enjoyed the free ride he was getting by dealing in space junk to Robbie and his friends.
Robbie, its me Old Knudsen, remember how we'd sit and drink in rehab talking crap until the sun came up? we were buds man. Now yer wearing puffer jackets and sweat pants out in public, don't believe that ET shite hes a big headed cunt that likes young children that way lies doom.
I present my evidence to the court.
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Tuesday, 17 February 2009
Stim Sell
Here is Obama's stimulus plan for the US economy. Even as a straight-ish white man I sorta find it stimulating but then I'm a Hornivore and I have one in the chamber.
Reason and commonsense get flung to the winds and the pent up jizz does the thinking. Ever watch two dogs shagging and you get aroused? um no not me either what about using up the last tissue and you look at the empty box with the hole and those two flaps of plastic and you think ........... um gotta get more hankies thats what obviously.
Remember Rumsfeld? I was the one who demanded he goes and just after I did he went. Here was his plan to win the wars of terror. Not too good was it? I bet he never gave the fireman some armour for his helmet.
The Obama admin seems very different from the last. Obama is going out of his way to seem more assessable and reactive.
I bet Obama tugs the lad every day before he makes decisions, he just looks so relaxed. Maybe he uses an intern.
Callyfornia has its own problems with the state budget. Who the fuck votes actors into power? What you see on the screen isn't real you know the bloke is a meat head. We need someone from the future to read this and send a cyborg back to kill Arnold Schwarzenegger before he really fucks everything up.
This is my time vortex to get my message through. Don't stare at it.
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Monday, 16 February 2009
Sammyman
Mr Sammy Wilson, a Northen Ireland politician , has faced calls to step down after blocking the broadcast of a TV commercial urging people to cut down on carbon emissions.
A government committee passed a vote of no confidence in the minister of the environment earlier in the week.
Wilson, who does not believe that climate change is man-made, had said the government advertisement was part of an "insidious propaganda campaign".Some members of the environment committee said Mr Wilson's views were not consistent with that of the executive.
I have to agree with him. DUP politicians aren't known for their progressive thinking but considering the media has gone into scare news instead of reporting I don't believe anything.
What about the threat of the ice-age 30 years ago? not here yet? Its a 'convenient untruth' that anything from floods, snow storms and excessive heat can be blamed on Global warming instead of natural earth cycles that we haven't been around long enough to notice.
Sammyman with Miss Belfast 2008, isn't she lovely?
I have pointed out the good parts for those with trouble reading.
First of all can I make it clear I accept that we are experiencing climate change. Indeed climate change has been a feature of the history of our planet. The most modern history of the earth shows that these changes occur in regular cycles. From 200BC to 600AD we had what was known as the Roman warming when grapes grew in the open as far north as Scotland. The Dark Ages between 600 and 900AD was a cold period. Then came the Mediaeval warming period from 900 to 1300AD followed by the Little Ice Age between 1300 to 1850 AD when the Thames regularly froze over and fairs were held on the ice. From 1850 to 1940 we had another period of warming followed by a period of cooling from 1940 to 1975. When I was at school, scientists were confidently predicting that we were entering another ice age. From 1976 we have experienced gradual warming again. Significantly the most progressive and prosperous periods in world history were during the periods of global warming.
We have never clearly understood the causes of these changes and despite what some environmentalists say there is no scientific consensus around the causes. Some claim that recent climate change is due to CO2 production from industrialisation, our energy use, our love affair with the car and foreign holidays by jet airplane. The difficulty with this explanation is that climate change occurred even when we did not have the increase on CO2 emissions experience in the last 200 years. Another difficulty they have is that the increase in CO2 occurs after the increase in temperatures.
Other scientists have produced research based on analysis of ice cores, and study of changes in the sun's radiance which they claim proves that the changes in Earth's climate are primarily caused by solar activity. Readers may ask what the relevance of such a scientific debate is to them and given the esoteric nature of the subject may dismiss it as nothing to do with them. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact the reason why environmentalists have a fit of apoplexy when their claim that the scientific jury is still out on the cause of climate change is that there are massive implications for policy depending on which view you take.
To date governments across the world seem to have caved in to the demands of well-placed environmental lobby groups and the political hysteria they have generated and have introduced a wide range of measures to reduce CO2 emissions in an attempt to stop climate change. These measures are already impacting on our pockets every day through the imposition of so-called green taxes, price increases and regulations. We pay more for petrol because the Greens have persuaded the government to make it dearer so we buy less. Road tax on cars over seven years old is set to soar to £450 per year and my department estimates that over 100,000 drivers in Northern Ireland will be affected. The reason for the tax is that these cars produce too much CO2. We pay more for electricity for the same reason. Already the climate change levy and the demand that more power is generated from wind have sent electricity bills soaring.
We are already losing jobs to China and India as the government seeks to chase away industries which produce CO2 in order to achieve our Kyoto target on CO2 reductions. The irony is that the CO2 is simply produced in a different part of the world where the governments have decided not to sign up to the international agreement on emissions. So our adherence to the green political correctness damages our economy while doing nothing to deal with the perceived problem.
These are the consequences of a policy which ascribes to the view that climate change is man-made. If climate change is indeed caused by changes in solar activity then clearly the billions of pounds currently spent on reducing CO2 is being wasted because they will have no impact on what happens to the world's climate. The changes are beyond our control and resources should be used to adapt to the consequences of climate change rather than King Canute style vainly trying to stop it.
This would require resources to be used to improve flood defences, develop GM crops which can enable the production of food in changed climatic conditions and of course putting money into technological research to help us deal with changing climatic conditions. This would make more sense than the massive financial burdens we are placing on our economy and individuals in the vain hope that these burdens might have an affect in 50 to 100 years' time, when conveniently those who imposed the policies will no longer be around to be accountable if the measures either prove unnecessary or fail to achieve their ends.
The climate change debate is relevant to us all. It is something politicians should be dealing with and talking about.
Reasoned debate must replace the scaremongering of the green climate alarmists.
Of course the climate is changing, change is a part of nature. The thing is that humans are not changing and so don't like what is going on.
I'm glad to have finally heard some sense from a politician, he may be a twat but he is a twat with a point. We don't know what is going on so lets raise some prices and make some money and if you don't accept it then yer a polar bear killing cunt ................ polar bear numbers have not been affected by the way and a polar bear is just a brown bear that adapted to the cold so they cum doon and fuck their cousins until some hunter shoots them.
Recycle, Reduce and Reuse only because it makes sense. Stop pollution! that is what is killing us all. The only recession proof jobs are Climate experts and economists, both deal in fear of the unknown and speculation.
There is a woman who lives near me who throws out perfectly good brand new stuff and clothes, shes fucking nuts and only cares about herself. That is the problem of the world, 10 billion fuck-wits like her.
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LOL Queen
Old Knudsen is slowly but surely taking over the Interweb. MySpace, Facebook, Blogging and now I do the I can haz cheeseburger thing. Twitter can fuck off. I don't really do the LOL cats as that is shite, I mostly do celebs and news pictures.
I will be sharing some of the ones I've done with you my pretend friends. Be warned the LOL set are twice as thick as Blog readers so I spell American. I have played one on TV so I'm used to going Yank for pay and if you want to pay me to LOL please do........... or for sex.
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Sunday, 15 February 2009
Not Hungry Now
I was baited, nay goaded by Manuel that cunt who waits for things into doing this post. In 1981 scummy IRA terrorist Bobby Sands started a hunger strike in the Maze prison in an attempt to gain political status on March 1. On April 11 he wins the Fermanagh and South Tyrone by-election. He did fuck all for those people which shows you how stupid they were electing a terrorist, just like Hamas you idiot Palestinians.
All prisoners are now allowed to wear their own clothes and get fed nearly every day.
There is a film called 'Hunger' about him. I was approached to do the film and having no bias or bitterness against cowardly terrorist scum who should be left to rot I took on the role to make sure a real depiction was given.
It was originally called, 'A hunger for food' and didn't pull any punches but we had trouble getting funding for it so some changes had to be made thats when I left. Creative differences. 
I accepted the Christ-like look they were going for, I mean he was a skinny dying fucker. I had to lose 80 lbs for the role, I had a shite and a kidney removed.There is a scene which I am very proud of, "I'm no eating my food until I get ketchup, political ketchup!"
It was my actual shit that I smeared on the walls, on the DVD deleted scenes I'm mentioned and it shows the trouble I had as it was like gravy.
I hate to see terrorists painted in a favourable light or the wrong shade of brown . Sure Sands did suffer intimidation and sectarianism at the hands of loyalist thugs before joining the IRA but he became just as bad as them so fuck him.
Also around that time:
I hope Sands is burning in hell with his fellow IRA friends who sets off two bombs in London's Hyde Park and Regent's Park killing two members of the Household Cavalry , seven cute fluffy horses and six soldiers from the Royal Green Jackets. Leonard Murphy the leader of the Shankill Butchers. The INLA who bombed the Droppin' Well pub in County Londonderry killing Seventeen people, 11 of them soldiers. The INLA who shot and killed three people and wounded seven in a Protestant church in County Tyrone. The IRA who killed Five people and 80 wounded by a bomb outside Harrods department store in west London on December 17 1983. President Ronald Reagan who visited the Irish Republic in June 1984 and says US policy is not to interfere. I wonder whose side he was on. Clinton was a better preez, he interfered. The IRA who bombed the Grand Hotel in Brighton killing four.
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Saturday, 14 February 2009
Valentine Arse!
Today you must express love to someone or yer a sad lonely fucker who will die of warts. Well according to the pressure of society. Buy cards, buy flowers, buy dinner, buy chocolate or sexy lingerie and buy her some too.
All at double the price. Maybe I'm cynical but I don't like to be told when to say "I love you". I also don't like what is expected of us on this day.
Just like the toy ads at Christmas that tell you to buy this toy or yer not a good parent.
Mother's day should be every day. You shouldn't need an excuse like St Paddy's day to get drunk. You should tell yer loved ones you love them everyday ................ nah that last one is a bit ghey just buy them flowers the odd time to get yer hole but not when' the man ' tells you too.
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Purple Heart
I was thinking about the great American war machine and how since Korea it has not been that great.
I don't know of any other country that gives you a medal for failing to do yer job its like the schools of today inflating grades and giving out certificates for turning up and not causing trouble.
Yes sir I know you were in Nam, you haven't stopped whining about it for the last 40 years. 
The purple heart is a medal they give you if you get wounded in combat. Here have a medal for not keeping yer head doon and being unlucky or careless but yer still a winner to us.
How could a super power fight against a 3rd world cuntry that uses pointed sticks? Unless yer the British of course who beat doon savages on a regular basis to rule a quarter of the globe, hmm look at the size of us compared to .....................
I think that anyone who puts on a uniform to serve their cuntry with honour is the bees knees, and all due respect to the fallen but the whiners should gurn up.
Yes flip-flops was a part of the VC uniform. Ha ha beaten by peasants in flip-flops.
The VC on a personal level wanted victory more than the US and the same thing is happening with Al Qaeda. Anger is an energy.
Go all out to win, waterboard and torture camps. Never mind the values you hold dear because you can't afford to have them in war.
I draw the line at the baby killing other massacres that have gone on in Nam and Iraq by some troops as there is no need or point to it. Civil war is just a name, you can't be civil and just shoot the enemy in the shoulder or they will get ya from behind.
Old Knudsen was in the Hanoi Hilton the same time as John McCain, oh I wasn't a guest I was on staff and I really hate what people have said about the place.
Cockroaches were a part of the decor it was a theme hotel. The only torture that went on there was the food, Yanks really do hate Brit food.
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Friday, 13 February 2009
Get It Before It Gets You
Are you this unlucky?
Are you this unlucky?
Are you this unlucky or dating this?
Or are you this lucky?
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