Oscars Go Blackface To Prove They Aren't Racist

Keaton, Affleck and Clooney pick up the Batman life time achievement awards.  

Are the Oscars racist or do they properly represent the 13% black population of the US? 12 years a slave is the perfect example to use and has been pointed out by George Clooney who thinks the Oscars are not racist. 

In 2013, 12 years a slave won Oscars for best picture, best supporting actress and best screen play. It was directed by yon black fella Steve McQueen in case you forgot. 

Did the academy suddenly turn racist 10 months later and not nominate Selma director Ava DuVernay? ..... hey, maybe they were being sexist. Selma got best picture and best song nominations but didn't win. 

Maybe it just wasn't good enough. Tom Wilkinson and Tim Roth were the big names in that movie, unlike Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbender who were supporting actors in the slave film. 

Jada Pinkett Smith is the main person calling the Oscars racist. In case you didn't know her she's an actress that has been in .... ach go Google, I can't recall her roles. It's the chick married to Will Smith. He has backed up her call to boycott the Oscars ..... neither had nominations. 

Will has had 2 Oscar nominations in his time, Jada none but she did win a Teen choice award once.   

Others calling for a boycott are 2 times Oscar nominated director Spike Lee, a very overrated fella. Other industry heavy weights Tyrese Gibson from the Fast and the Furious 7 ... he is putting pressure on Chris Rock to drop out of hosting the show. 

Snoop Dogg who like Gibson didn't have Oscar invites said, "Fuck da. Oscars."  Well as long as Jada and Lee didn't call for a boycott on Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day as that would be emotional manipulation, using a great man and his words to complain about rich black people not getting awards. 

Did my people endure hundreds of years of slavery just to be snubbed at award shows? ... Lets go to Ferguson and riot! black actors awards do matter! 

Will Smith will be appearing in the up and coming Suicide Squad movie which is about um ... teenage suicide???? No, it's DC superheroes or rather anti-heroes like Marvel's Deadpool though not as good. Smith plays Deadshot who has excellent sniper skills and is guaranteed  an Oscar nod for this role ... or at least a Teen Choice award. 

The US does have race issues, mostly because as like during the times of the Founding Fathers all men were not equal. Award shows .... not what MLK jr had in mind though. 

Maybe Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet are just better at acting and are therefore offered and choose better roles. I don't see Streep appearing in anything DC related or the other Cate ... Blanchett revving up for the Fast and the Furious 8. 

Denzil Washington has won 2 Oscars, Morgan Freeman, Halle Berry and Jamie Foxx have won one each and Foxx even managed to pull a bloke out of a burning truck last week, did he stop and say, "a white guy in a crashed burning truck, I only rescue drunk drivers of color"? .... no he did not.  

 

Scholastic Press have pulled A Birthday Cake for George Washington from distribution. The children's book told of the head chef Hercules and his daughter taking such great pride at making a birthday cake for the president. 

Hercules was one of Washington's slaves to have successfully escaped on Washington's 65th birthday by the way. 

"Even though he was a slave, everyone knew and admired Hercules – especially the president!”

Yeah, he was a fine negro, and one that knew his place. Washington owned 318 slaves, he whipped and punished them like any other slave owner, he also broke up families by selling members to go to the West Indies and maybe even had a child with one slave named Venus. 

Happy smiling slaves, maybe they had it good after all.

Washington was a kind of pussy hypocrite. A turn coat as much as Benedict Arnold was but he managed to Forest Gump his way through disastrous defeats to actually win the war but only with the back up of France. 

He wasn't a great military mind but he was popular, he'd cry in front of his men and would turn on allies when it suited him (Whiskey rebellion) he also whined and complained about the injustice of slavery all the while whipping Kunta Kinte for trying to escape. 

When he died he made provisions to free his slaves .... well not really, it would be when his wife Martha had died and then only 123 were actually freed. 

I don't think his slaves who worked a 6 day week had Oscar nominations on their minds much.

              

12 Years Of Gravity Wins A Hustle

Russell Brand who tells you all to opt out of voting in order to break the system because HE can't be arsed figuring out who to vote for and how things work has a net worth of $15 million. 

Yeah like yeah we'll get rid of the rich so everyone can have a share of the money and this will be given out by an administrative body that obviously we can't call the government as that implies they are in charge. The rich give to the poor cos profit is a filthy word ..... am I getting paid for this? I am, oh good, I was stupid enough not to have a prenup with Katy. 

Well Mr Brand, I think The Soviet Union and China already tried this and it didn't work out too well. Go polish yer statue in yer $2.2 million bachelor pad ya hippy cunt. 






Disclaimer:

Yes I know thats Jared Leto at the Oscars, just assume Old Knudsen knows what hes talking about and that he is better than you. Wasn't Meryl's outfit to die for? 

 

 

Cha Cha Cha Cha Changeling

The changeling, a tale of a serial killer in the 1920's and a woman who is reunited with her son who was abducted and returned to her. The returned boy was a fake set up by the LA police and when the mother 'Christine Collins' protested she was labeled an unfit mother and branded delusional and locked up .

Known as the Wineville Chicken Coop Murders the bloke was caught but the boy was never found dead or alive. In 1930, the residents of Wineville changed the town's name to Mira Loma.

Thanks to Hollywood their shame is known.

The most interesting thing is that the story is all true. Angelina Jolie who plays Christine Collins is nominated for an Oscar. I'd like her to get one because even though when I played the returned boy and my sex scene with Jolie ended up getting cut we all worked hard under the direction of Clint Eastwood.

Kate Winslet will get the Oscar for 'The Reader' A tale of some chick who reads.


I don't care what you think about Angie she is psychically perfect from the neck up, which in Japanese culture that is all that is required.


The next role for Angie if she can fit it in between pregnancies and adoptions will be 'Room raider' she plays an adventurer who goes through the bedrooms of men and finds their porn stash, it set in the future and makes total sense when put into the correct context.

Oh and Clint I'm still waiting for the royalties for being the inspiration for yer character on Grand Tornado.

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The Crazy Ghey Phone Stalker

"Who are you wearing?"

I watch the red carpet shite at the Oscars even though I'm straight if anyone asks and it bugs me when the question is always "who are you wearing?" I want some big star who is confident in themselves to turn up wearing something off the rack in fact I saw suits being sold in Wal-Mart the other day, wouldn't it be great it Clooney with his smug I can charm any woman I want by just a wobble of his head grin to say "Wal-Mart!" I'm sure the Chinese make great suits.

I had phone sex the other night so my answering machine is a bit violated and wonky but if you tap out yer message in Morse code I should be able to get it. By the way phone sex and even cyber sex is shite as the stuff they make these days can't take a good pounding but hey I cum.

Oh and if you read this blog yer computer may get a virus as I've had a weeping sore on me bell end (not Dell end) for about a week now.

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Boring With A Side Of Dull

I am a movie hoor, I love the Hollywood stars and good films. I usually predict the Oscar winners with a fair amount of success I mean who didn't know that last year Martin Scorsese could have filmed Leo Di Caprio having a dump and still would have got the best director cos it was his turn and a standing joke that he loses. Clint got it the year before and Clooney well was the rookie so they threw him the best supporting actor in Syriana, that over hyped turd on a stick, sure he was good but c'mon its all politics not based on the performances.

Julie Christie the ex hottie will make mental illness the new fake nose, in fact if she wore a fake nose and played an Alzheimers sufferer there would be no doubt.

The films this year are dull second rate crappy jobbies full of has beens and B and D listers. Clooney looks to be the only star about the place.

None of the films are ones in which I sit up and say, "I really want to watch that" its like they are trying too hard to go against the usual shitty formula films and can only see an Ocsar as the be all and end all.

I'm not even going to watch it, "who are you wearing?" asks the melting puffer fish Joan Rivers, "yer ma" is my answer then she rudely ignores me to talk to emaciated Knightly, " do you have a eating disorder?" for fucks sake is the pope a Fenian?

Remember when I won my Oscar for 'Best Actor' in 'Site Meter'

A burnt out blogger on the edge who had enough with the blogosphere and finds he is being stalked by a bad blogger. Remember the line, " Moderation is for monks" when I took my comments off moderation and no longer gave a fuck? The crying scenes were the hardest, I thought about my father dying, the cunt isn't dead yet which is what upset me so much and then that fucking fake nose kept falling off.

In protest for the Oscars being so blah I have beheaded Edward Norton, don't worry his career was over years ago.

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