Oscars Go Blackface To Prove They Aren't Racist

Keaton, Affleck and Clooney pick up the Batman life time achievement awards.  

Are the Oscars racist or do they properly represent the 13% black population of the US? 12 years a slave is the perfect example to use and has been pointed out by George Clooney who thinks the Oscars are not racist. 

In 2013, 12 years a slave won Oscars for best picture, best supporting actress and best screen play. It was directed by yon black fella Steve McQueen in case you forgot. 

Did the academy suddenly turn racist 10 months later and not nominate Selma director Ava DuVernay? ..... hey, maybe they were being sexist. Selma got best picture and best song nominations but didn't win. 

Maybe it just wasn't good enough. Tom Wilkinson and Tim Roth were the big names in that movie, unlike Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbender who were supporting actors in the slave film. 

Jada Pinkett Smith is the main person calling the Oscars racist. In case you didn't know her she's an actress that has been in .... ach go Google, I can't recall her roles. It's the chick married to Will Smith. He has backed up her call to boycott the Oscars ..... neither had nominations. 

Will has had 2 Oscar nominations in his time, Jada none but she did win a Teen choice award once.   

Others calling for a boycott are 2 times Oscar nominated director Spike Lee, a very overrated fella. Other industry heavy weights Tyrese Gibson from the Fast and the Furious 7 ... he is putting pressure on Chris Rock to drop out of hosting the show. 

Snoop Dogg who like Gibson didn't have Oscar invites said, "Fuck da. Oscars."  Well as long as Jada and Lee didn't call for a boycott on Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day as that would be emotional manipulation, using a great man and his words to complain about rich black people not getting awards. 

Did my people endure hundreds of years of slavery just to be snubbed at award shows? ... Lets go to Ferguson and riot! black actors awards do matter! 

Will Smith will be appearing in the up and coming Suicide Squad movie which is about um ... teenage suicide???? No, it's DC superheroes or rather anti-heroes like Marvel's Deadpool though not as good. Smith plays Deadshot who has excellent sniper skills and is guaranteed  an Oscar nod for this role ... or at least a Teen Choice award. 

The US does have race issues, mostly because as like during the times of the Founding Fathers all men were not equal. Award shows .... not what MLK jr had in mind though. 

Maybe Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet are just better at acting and are therefore offered and choose better roles. I don't see Streep appearing in anything DC related or the other Cate ... Blanchett revving up for the Fast and the Furious 8. 

Denzil Washington has won 2 Oscars, Morgan Freeman, Halle Berry and Jamie Foxx have won one each and Foxx even managed to pull a bloke out of a burning truck last week, did he stop and say, "a white guy in a crashed burning truck, I only rescue drunk drivers of color"? .... no he did not.  

 

Scholastic Press have pulled A Birthday Cake for George Washington from distribution. The children's book told of the head chef Hercules and his daughter taking such great pride at making a birthday cake for the president. 

Hercules was one of Washington's slaves to have successfully escaped on Washington's 65th birthday by the way. 

"Even though he was a slave, everyone knew and admired Hercules – especially the president!”

Yeah, he was a fine negro, and one that knew his place. Washington owned 318 slaves, he whipped and punished them like any other slave owner, he also broke up families by selling members to go to the West Indies and maybe even had a child with one slave named Venus. 

Happy smiling slaves, maybe they had it good after all.

Washington was a kind of pussy hypocrite. A turn coat as much as Benedict Arnold was but he managed to Forest Gump his way through disastrous defeats to actually win the war but only with the back up of France. 

He wasn't a great military mind but he was popular, he'd cry in front of his men and would turn on allies when it suited him (Whiskey rebellion) he also whined and complained about the injustice of slavery all the while whipping Kunta Kinte for trying to escape. 

When he died he made provisions to free his slaves .... well not really, it would be when his wife Martha had died and then only 123 were actually freed. 

I don't think his slaves who worked a 6 day week had Oscar nominations on their minds much.

              

Santa Causes Global Warming

You cunts just go about and buy yer expensive toys and deck yer halls etc but have you ever thought of the price of Christmas? yeah like you really care just drink yer eggnog and eat yer turkey.
Ever wonder about Santa's Elves? whittling away at I-pods , X-boxes and rabbit vibrators or putting the triangles on the Argyle socks you never wanted. It used to be they only worked during December and spent the rest of the year as tooth fairies and guardian angels for lonely travelers but as Christmas is getting earlier every year they now start in November as toy demand has stepped up but they have it lucky. Its the ones doon the coal mines that have it hard, since the world is full of little shites they work doon pit all year, long hours in dangerous conditions and what does Santa do? well that lard ass eats and watches soaps all year only working one night a year and most of that is spent fucking mummy under the tree or eating cookies as magic is used for most deliveries.

Its a catch 22 situation, be good and get presents, be bad and get coal, its like Jesus, he'll love you whether you want it or not which in my mind puts them in the same categories as pedos, rapists and governments.

Never mind the poor and the homeless just give a thought to Santa's slaves. Maybe Santa could give bad little sprogs a chunk of Carbon Off-set instead, things have to change as Santa is killing the planet.

Or you can just say, "fuck the Elves I'm ok" and look at this Christmas totty. I know what I want for Christmas.

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Go On Say What Ya Mean.

"I'm 79 so its not like I have a career ahead of me, so all you Blacks and jews shut the fuck up, you too Injuns, not forgetting you gauls either or you fucking seals cubs, in fact anyone that has ever lost in history get over it theres no compensation to be had here, get a job, oh and we want our welfare cheques back."
Look at the expression on the guy behind him, I don't think he wants to be there.

U.S. Virgina state Delegate Frank D. Hargrove, responded to a move by the state that would apologise to slave descendants for slavery I guess by saying " slavery ended nearly 140 years ago with the Civil War and added that "our black citizens should get over it." and to not leave out the Jews he said "are we going to force the Jews to apologize for killing Christ?"

"When somebody tells me I should just get over slavery, I can only express my emotion by projecting that I am appalled, absolutely appalled," said Del. Dwight C. Jones, head of the Legislative Black Caucus.
Del. David L. Englin also criticized Hargrove's remarks, recalling that his grandparents were driven from their homes in Poland "by people who believed that as Jews, we killed Christ."

When Hargrove rose to speak, he told Englin he didn't care about Englin's religion. "I think your skin was a little too thin *ya big nosed money lender*," Hargrove said as lawmakers gasped and groaned.

I think this is funny as fuck, all the political double talk then someone says this. I don't know anything about Hargrove hes a Republican which doesn't automatically dismiss anything he says in my book as my mind is as open as the great plains, if it turns out hes some white supremacist then there goes any credibility as I do believe he has a point.

A different government several generations on as are the people that were effected by this so what is the point of apologizing way too late and to the wrong people?If they want an apology for the sake of having one as it may be sincere from the wishy washy liberal that gives it but its hardly from a founding father that owned slaves and thought nothing of it now is it? make it so that these apologies can not be used to sue with as the responsibly is not with the current administration, c'mon you can't blame 'everything' on Bush though he is the reason my cock has a nasty rash on it, long story.
Then give apologies until the cows come home.I know that Blacks and Jews are two big touchy subjects in the States that many would rather ignore as god forbid you should say anything to hurt their feelings. I get a little annoyed with this line of reasoning as it is used to manipulate the situation on both sides, "yer people chained my people we demand compensation as the right to an education and work isn't enough" or " if those students can wear brown pride t-shirts then I can wear white pride shirts".

The Whites were too lazy to work so they made the Blacks in Africa into slaves, something they themselves and the Arabs had been doing for hundreds of years amongst themselves, no apologies there, the British actually talked the Arabs into abolishing slavery in Africa and paid money too, we even pissed off the Boers of South Africa when we suggested they stopped keeping slaves (pissed off is putting it mildly some people don't like the British telling them what to do) and still those that didn't get any money call for some today.

Due to the slaves being uppity and public opinion slavery stopped in Britain, and other European countries and then in America, The American civil war was a good device to get the states together and for the common man to believe it was about slavery which was a happy by product of it not the reason for it.
Was the thousands that died in the war fighting against slavery and the rest not enough to make up for it?

To the black people, how is yer live worse off today if your descendants had been left in Africa?

As for the Jews, you may have got yer ass kicked a few times but you were also the ass kicker once just like the slaves so yes get over it and go bash an Arab.


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