Nothing Has Changed In France

Mr Sarkozy, 54, a prominent Frenchman fainted while jogging in devastating 84 degree heat.


Mrs Sarkozy who goes by her porn name of Carla Bruni merely sighed in bored sexual dissatisfaction and said, "The things you do for a career."

Old Knudsen in his ghetto home villa in the Inland Empire in Southern Callyfornia took time out from telling kids to get off his lawn in the 105 degree heat to say, "As the Frogs say, 'If you can't stand the heat find a German and surrender to them' you can quote me on that ."

OBB has and did.

Old Knudsen then did 50 one armed press-ups and then yer Ma.

Politics Has Never Been So Hot

Hilary Clinton is a woman Old Knudsen has wanted to sexually degrade for years now. There is nothing wrong with that as she wants it too, well she mouths things to me when she is on the telly.

She told North Korea they were Billy no mates or had no more friends of something like that, they then called her a schoolgurl.

Time for Old Knudsen to share from his wank bank. A computer folder with over 8 millions images that has crashed me computer more times than a light aeroplane has crashed and has hacked into over half of me reader's computers ..................... sorry a man has to wank, Jesus said that in the sequel to the Bible starring Tom Hanks.

If you don't get aroused by the above picture then I guess yer a leezer, a ghey leezer or just not human.

Old Knudsen dares the international community to call the German Empress Angela Merkel a dominatrix cos he has the pictures.

What was that Sarkozy Laura Bush is the bukkake queen of Texas? oh don't get Old Knudsen started for once he opens that folder and stares into yer ma's abyss he may lose himself.

Nothing To See Here

False alarm everyone, Obama is not a hot blooded male who checks out the arse of a 17 year-old.

No instead he was helping the woman in the ugly skirt behind him doon the step. Damn his chivalry.
In the video you can clearly see what is going on and besides the gurl in pink isn't too great from the front.
Sarkozy on the other hand is a dirty Frenchie who can't even learn to speak English, I mean if Old Knudsen can be bothered then pull yer finger out lad.

Look at Sarkozy's feet you can tell that his real height is about 4 foot and hes wearing false legs. Go on tell me hes married to a model and I'll tell you it was a career move.

The French Tongue

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Old Knudsen Ponders Stuff...................In The Arse

Nicolas Sarkozy the president of France is dating former model Carla Bruni, and it has even been suggested that they are to be married. Many frogs have complained that the affair is too publicised and the preez should be a little bit more discreet. They think he is paying more attention to her than running the country.
Now let me think, would I rather run a country full of cheese eating surrender monkeys or make mad monkey love with some hot chick?

Hmmm, thats a toughie let me think about that one more.

What would Jesus do? probably something about getting his feet oiled that kinky sod.

I saw this and I thought about Matt. I try not to think about him too much as my heart is still tender from last time, no I don't want to talk about it and I'm no crying, stop looking at me. He isn't as shallow as most men and will look past a woman's imperfections and as long as she is still a little warm hes willing to have a go at her, what a guy.

Since taking off his military uniform Pakistan's leader General Pervez Musharraf has gone wild. He has now blamed Benazir Bhutto for getting herself assassinated, he said something like she had to go and stick her head up through the sunroof.

What about the lack of police protection ? I bet he has armoured cars and has police holding the people back, oh that's right the Taliban like him why should he worry? stop being a cunt you cunt!

Mwai Kibaki came to a second term as president in Kenya after a vote that critics said was rigged. His tribe the Kikuyus and some others have been on the recieving end of the people's anger. Dozens of people who sought refuge in a church were burned alive and many more have been hacked to death in what amounts to genocide or ethnic cleansing whatever buzz words you want, I blame global warming. So far around 350 people have died and more than 30,000 have been displaced.

There are about 40 different tribes in Kenya and this violence is neighbour turning against neighbour in an act of shear stupidity as the ones being murdered had nothing to do with anything . The Brits got out of Kenya in 1963 and it has been one of the most stable countries in Africa, now its a butt fuck primative hole like the rest of the country.

Kenya gets the Old Knudsen look of disapproval. I did have a money making scheme to collect bird guano from the bottom of a kenyan lake to dry out and sell as compost but now the region has gone crazy I am now staying out of Africa.

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Not Everyone Likes A Yank

Now that Blair has gone and the non-poodle like Gordon Brown is in power Bush isn't feeling the love anymore. What does he do? he flirts with the new French President and American wannabe Nicolas Sarkozy . C'mon George yer really scrapping the barrel.