Showing posts with label arse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label arse. Show all posts

Sunday, 9 June 2013

Arse Sunday

Scarlet Johansson may have a little cottage cheese on her legs but Old Knudsen doesn't care, he'd use her shite for toothpaste. 

So I was sitting there, half blootered on a Saturday night, drinking alone and hating the world, me service revolver sitting there with one round in the chamber and I thought to meself, 'can't wallow in self pity, must do a post of sexy weemen to lure Christians and TV presenters away from the kiddies.' I'm in the mood for arses you can slap an bite so here you go.

This lass has a great pair of child bearing hips. 

Seriously odd shape but strangely compelling, do blokes really need to see her face?

A nice bog standard arse, the old reliable of bottoms.

 A playful look that says 'I'm gonna have my way with you.'

Always save the best for last.

Friday, 10 July 2009

Nothing To See Here


False alarm everyone, Obama is not a hot blooded male who checks out the arse of a 17 year-old.

No instead he was helping the woman in the ugly skirt behind him doon the step. Damn his chivalry.
In the video you can clearly see what is going on and besides the gurl in pink isn't too great from the front.
Sarkozy on the other hand is a dirty Frenchie who can't even learn to speak English, I mean if Old Knudsen can be bothered then pull yer finger out lad.

Look at Sarkozy's feet you can tell that his real height is about 4 foot and hes wearing false legs. Go on tell me hes married to a model and I'll tell you it was a career move.

Tuesday, 20 February 2007

Happy Fat Arse Day!

What a strange day, I was over at Boudica of Suburbia who had posted a picture of her arse (I suspect she may get a few hits knowing the pervs on this blog) and then I was talking (respectfully without making eye contact) to Sam problem - child - bride and bottoms keep cuming up so here is a picture from my hospital rounds the other day, no idea who these two blokes were but they legged it when they saw me, also as a strange coincidence I'm talking out of my own arse more than usual today.

I pronounce this day which is Pancake day or fat Tuesday 'happy fat arse day'