How To Trigger Libtards

Make the White House the White Trash House by inviting all your semi retarded redneck friends for a photo op.

What that was about was that Trump needed the best minds that America could muster. Bill O'Reilly was off meeting the Pope and Alex Jones is in the middle of a custody trial .... he isn't really a conspiracy nutcase ya know, it's performance art. Hey didn't Charles Manson use that defense? 

So Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Sarah Palin were the best Trump could get. Nugent and Mr Rock had their plus one, boy did Trump do some presidential pussy grabbing and I don't mean he grabbed Nugent or Rock.  

The master race fixing the cuntry

After sending the two nobody broads to get coffee he gave the 3 uber patriots instant top level clearance. They investigated any Russian connections to the Trump's campaign but they all agreed there was nothing there and anyone that says there is are obviously being instructed to by the Obama administration . 

A plan to defeat ISIS was formed too. Mr Rock who you can see is in his thinking pose wanted to hit them in their pocket as illegal oil sales are one of their main sources of income but Ted said 'that was fucking gay' and suggested big bombs instead ... they liked the big bomb idea more. Well that's ISIS more or less beat.  

Palin wanted to go with Trump's previous plan of jailing anyone that disrespected or burned the American flag but was told to be seen and not heard 'little missy' and she said 'you betcha!' and gave an old folksy wink.


Palin recently said that those women who were sexual harassed by Bill O'Reilly were to share some of the blame too as they hung around to get paychecks instead of putting a stop to it or leaving.   

Geez, it sounds so obvious when she puts it like that. Don't forget little ladies to avoid being raped just keep yer legs together ... duh! 

Trump will be visiting Vietnam in November if he's still president which led to him and Nugent swapping Nam stories. For 3 hours they spoke about their exploits. Mr Rock said, "didn't you both dodge the draft?" and was set straight. Living through that time and seeing the news every night was more or less the same as having served. 

They were going to sort out healthcare but it's a difficult subject believe it or not so best to just not bother. 

Trump spoke of his plans to reverse the Obama law that infringed upon the 2nd amendment rights of white Americans refusing to let them buy guns upon their release from prison. 

Over the past 8 years the fear that Obama was to take all the guns increased gun sales from gullible Conservatives and now sales have slumped. 

 This is what Obama does now

I bet that even after the next big shooting spree (aren't we about due one?) that guns sales won't increase that much then too. The people buying guns now are worried Libtards but they only buy little pink guns .... but no bullets cos loud noises scare them and what if they hurt someone? .... what if it was a person of color? .... oh the shame and white guilt.  

It was a productive White House meeting and Trump strongly hinted that there were top adviser jobs that needed filled. The three amigos and their significant others were abruptly ushered out as Scott Baio had turned up with some ideas about North Korea that he had in the shower that morning. 

    

Captain Kirk A Republican?

Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz touched upon one of the hottest topics in the US today. The elephant in the room that no one wants to talk about for fear of alienating voters ... no not race.

He suggested that Captain Kirk was a Republican. "If you look at ’Star Trek: The Next Generation,’ it basically split James T. Kirk into two people. Picard was Kirk’s rational side, and William Riker was his passionate side. I prefer a complete captain. To be effective, you need both heart and mind."

 He said what? 

 

 "The original ‘Star Trek’ was grittier, Kirk is working class; Picard is an aristocrat. Kirk is a passionate fighter for justice; Picard is a cerebral philosopher. The original ‘Star Trek’ pressed for racial equality, which was one of its best characteristics, but it did so without sermonizing."

Spock: "It's a book Jim, The tale of two cities by Charles Dickens" 

Kirk: "What the fuck am I supposed to do with this ya big fruit, who gives someone a book as a birthday present? ..... I even doubt I'll be able to have sex with it, I'll try but I doubt it."

Shatner had something to say about Cruz's comments, "Star Trek wasn’t political. I’m not political; I can’t even vote in the US."

What the fuck does Shatner know about Kirk? .... Isn't Chris Pine Kirk? .... just kidding of course he isn't, that's like saying Daniel Craig or Roger Moore is Bond, we all know that Bond was GEORGE FUCKING LAZENBY and always shall be ..... or David Niven maybe Woody Allen.   

Cruz likes to compare himself to Kirk but would Cruz eat a cup full of pussy for lunch like Kirk does? He doesn't support abortion, even in case of rape and incest, he hates the pussy. 

In 2012 Cruz said that Obama's mother being a citizen is irrelevant, because his father wasn't a citizen he shouldn't be president.
In 2015 he said that his own mother was an American citizen, it's irrelevant what his father was. His father is Cuban and like Shatner Cruz was also born in Canada.

In Space Seed Kirk gives Lt McGivers the choice of court martial or going into exile to be with the controlling probably insane manipulative man (Khan) that she loves so he is all about giving weemen a choice.

Sorry Cruz, only the likes of Battlestar Galactica (2004) allows Hispanics into space and puts them into positions of power and you ain't even an Adama.   

Shatner is wrong though, Star Trek was very political. A Russian character during the Cold war, a black female character who was kissed by a white man during the civil rights era. A utopian society in which everyone was equal (except for rank) which had strong females (in mini skirts) doing important jobs. The world they lived in was socialist that bordered on Communism, money and the greed for money no longer existed .... not very Republican or Democrat.

Bones never once asked for proof of insurance before waving a salt and pepper shaker over yer head.

Kirk may have fought or shagged whatever he could but his moral compass was sure and he valued out of the box thinking. He never used the Bible to make others feel worthless and respected the human and alien rights of others.

In Star Trek 6 the undiscovered cuntry he over came his hatred and near racism of Klingons who had killed his son and tried to fuck him up at every turn. A very cold war political movie that happened after the fall of the Berlin wall and the acceptance of Russia. You can apply that hatred he had for the Klingons to present day Muslims or gheys if you want but could or would Cruz or other Bible thumping Republicans surrender to the Klingons in order not to start a war or would they shields up and finish the Klingon bastards off?

Picard even dealt with his PTSD while Kirk thrived on wallowing.

Star Trek 6 was actually to help fans accept Picard more as it was at the time the final Original cast movie. The next generation explored the other cast members more. No thick accents unless you count Picard's French by way of Yorkshire accent but you had the character of Data who like Spock was exploring what it meant to be human which was a recurring theme.   

Picard is a diplomat but in Star ship mine and First contact he easily man's up and straps on a gun to do what needs to be done but keeping his humanity and not acting out of revenge or rage was something that made him who he was rather than a silly political party. Defining yourself as a Republican or a Democrat limits you, Kirk and Picard were humans first, their ideals changed if they were wrong or no longer fitted in with the times and they were not a 'one size fits all' when it came to rules.

Kirk I need you to beat up the bad guy, save the day and probably die while I survive and take the credit.   

The main thing that both had in common was a sense of duty and personal sacrifice though neither would go for the White House if it meant leaving the Enterprise.  

Later Star Treks put a black guy in charge and then a woman, things that the US seems to be rushing towards for president to just be able to say that they did it.  

Cruz is no Kirk and Kirk is no Republican as surely as Picard is no Democrat .... not that there is much of a difference these days. 

 
   

City Hall Protest

A big shout out to those who protested at Belfast city hall today. It was a beautiful day with the market on the city hall grounds selling kangaroo burgers and beer. I hope the protesters didn't blow all their welfare and disability money on the banners and getting some Scottish sympathizers over ... aye it's bad when you have to ship in some immigrants because the locals no longer care, only the really dumb ones are still at it.

They do at least have the support of the fictional Iron Maiden band mascot 'Eddie' and I hear 'Hong Kong Phooey' also supports them but couldn't make it over today.

With any luck all of this will be enough to get the Union flag flying on the City hall, maybe yer blonde gurl with the flag poncho was one milly too much or yer bloke in the blue hoodie sucking his finger suggestively made them change their minds ...... but I doubt it.

Keep up the good work people cos I just love laughing at people wasting their time. I just hope yer hangovers aren't too bad tomorrow and I see you all at church looking bright and British.

Don't bring yon Glasgow folk with you, we don't like that lot hanging around. It's funny seeing Scottish folk protesting about wanting to be British, my own Scottish blood bubbles at being British as that is only by chance, shame on these lowlander English lap dogs.

Sorry I couldn't attend the protest .... I was too busy robbing yer hooses as I knew you'd be out.

  

Me Mammy Thinks I'm A Winner

What a clever ad for men's underwear or gunties as the cool kids call them. It says at the bottom "Men don't want to see other men naked" . Unless its Gerrard Butler, Mago, George Clooney or Donn Coppens I suppose.

I like the top pair, most tasteful.

When I click on my own blog I get the content warning as well. You know what? I actually consider if I want to accept and view the blog or decline. Every bloody time.

Like I said in other comments I only made the long list on the Irish blogs awards. Manuel made the short list which is most deserved :::::chokes a bit and throws up in own mouth:::::::Ms Hanger Queen also made it so well done.

I have no hard feelings, I'm sure everyone else is more humourous than I and cover more pop culture topics, "did you see [insert unknown minorIrish celeb here] what a slut!"

On my news blog I have updated my side-bar to 3 time loser. Next year, oh boy. I'm going to bone up on painfully dull Irish subjects throwing in words like dail (WTF?) and convert to Fenianism, it will be mine! I may even die me hair red and watch Celtic woman like the Yank/Americans do.


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