Old Knudsen Reviews 71

71 is a movie about the Troubles in Northern Ireland. To give you a brief understanding of the Troubles it was Protestant against Catholic, the Prods getting all the opportunities, education and more than one vote if you owned property while the Taigs were discriminated against with no chance of a future.

There have been riots and fighting for the past 100 years but in the 60's the Catholics got together to demand human rights, their various marches were attacked and when the police are Protestant friendly ... well you can guess where that goes. In 1969 the British government sent in troops to protect the Catholics from the mean Protestants but ended up getting attacked from both sides.  

The troops ended up siding with the Protestants and the police and so began the Troubles, 30 years of civil war and terrorism that continues in a milder form today.

  Give me back that rifle that is fitted with walnut furniture while mine has the Maranyl stock and grip. Two different models in one unit? The Maranyl wasn't even used then.

Young Gary Hook is an English soldier who rather than getting sent to Germany but got sent to Northern Ireland. His unit while in Belfast is briefed that East Belfast is Loyalist which is friendly and the west is Republican and is hostile. In reality both sides are hostile but Loyalists will work with the soldiers and police. Both sides have their terrorist gangs who are not big thinkers. 

They are told that the Divis flats are a Republican stronghold and to NEVER go near there. Yeah you guessed it he ends up there. 

 The Loyalist gang UDA out on patrol with their military spec bin lids .... lol!

The officer in charge of Hook's unit is a noob and his seasoned NCO's didn't take him to the side like they would have done in real life. While out harassing the Fenians Hook gets separated from his unit and goes on the run through the Catholic areas . 

The Troubles were a depressing time when many grew desensitized to suffering and accepted it as a way of life, much like Palestine and Israel, it's easier to demonize and hate the other side than live together in peace.

Not to spoil the movie 71, it was tense and dramatic but the characters were bleh just bodies to fill the purpose of the story. I had read that it was filmed in Scotland but no, it was shot in the north of England as they have depressing terrace houses that can double for Belfast. You can shoot Game of thrones in Northern Ireland but put a load of British soldiers onto the streets and people have flashbacks and complain. 

Jack O'Connell spends the whole movie looking confused and scared, can't blame him he's the unluckiest soldier ever! Welcome to Belfast.

The film covers the hostile tribal nature of the Troubles with a 10 year-old threatening grown ups because his uncle is a big mawn in the paramilitaries. The English soldiers are in a completely different world than what they are used to and the police are just heavy handed thugs. 

The over all theme is that Private Hook, like all the other soldiers and terrorists are just pawns that mean nothing which is why he nearly gets killed by all sides cos you cannot trust anyone and your life doesn't matter.

A 1971 L1A1 Self Loading Rifle as used right up to just before 1990. A fine powerful weapon.  

It's a decent movie and was interesting to see the 70's again and besides using the wrong rifles (with the pebbled Maranyl grips) the army training was oh so familiar. The useless flak jackets remained useless with rubber blocks getting fitted up near to the shoulder, you made the vow to yerself that the jacket would be the first thing to come off if you got into a fire fight as it got in yer way to fire yer rifle. The SLR was a heavy powerful rifle and needed to be held properly unlike the 9mm sub machine gun which was a nice wee toy.  

Getting stoned (not in a cool way) while getting transported in the back of a 4-tonne truck was a usual occurrence, no wonder the Brits from England were nervous wreaks. Some parts of the military bases in Belfast you were advised not to walk as those angles could be seen by snipers on the outside. 

Old Knudsen served because it was stupid to hate someone for what they were (Protestant or Catholic) and saw people as good or bad guys no matter the side. So many wrongs were done before and during the Troubles and this movie shows a few.  

 

RT Propaganda

 Russian news outlet Russia Today

Old Knudsen tells people things then they argue because they have never heard about. Is it Old Knudsen's fault that they have their heads up their holes? If you get bogged doon with details you miss the big picture.

Here is what we are told in the west. USA, UK, Canada, Australia and all the other Commonwealth and ex-British places are the good guys. The rest of Europe are the good guys .... though we keep an eye on them at all times. Saudi Arabia and Israel are also good guys, they just have different ways than we do ...... in others words they don't hide the bad shit they do.
 

In the western media Vladimir Putin is a tough no bullshit guy who rules Russia with an iron fist and has opposition leaders assassinated .... no proof of course but seriously who doubts it? When you think of Putin you think shirtless dude on a horse or judo throwing some child violently to the floor.

In Russia he may be a tough guy (compared to Obama or Cameron that isn't difficult) but they get more pictures like this. It's all to do with perception and deception. The Pope maybe be a raging misogynist homophobe but with a few smiles half the world loves him. Hey the German people cried when Hitler died so obviously he had a nice side too ... or the Germans are just cunts.    

 Russian tanks in Ukraine.

I like watching the news on Russia Today (RT) because it's obvious state run propaganda. RT slaps you on the back and lies to your face with a twinkle in its eye. The anchors smirk and scoff at the likes of the US and the UK if they suggest that there are Russian troops in Ukraine or that Putin assassinated his political nemesis Nemtsov. The English anchor with a smirk says, 'such incredible claims but they don't produce any evidence' chortle chortle. The group Open Russia have complied evidence that 276 Russian soldiers have been killed in Ukraine though the real number could reach up to 800.

     

Dumb news for dumb people, it literally is a no brainer.

If Fox News seems like a desperate crazy dude in a tinfoil hat frantically warning you about an alien invasion RT is like someone casually setting you up to be executed. The stories on RT are mostly anti-west stuff, the stuff you won't get on CNN or the BBC, sure they maybe truthful but tend to leave a bitter taste and a sense of guilt as you know they are purely propaganda tools.

RT loves to point out the fault of the west while ignoring its own faults and there are plenty of westerners ready to help them. 
 

When I see an American or a Brit on RT I get reminded of Lord Haw Haw or Tokyo Rose. No one in their own cuntry will listen so why not tell the Russians? Nigel Farage and George Galloway are on opposite ends of the political spectrum in the UK but find a common ally in RT. Ron Paul the former Republican congressman constantly goes on RT to tell them what is wrong with Obama and America in general .... That fella loves to bitch, he's like Oliver North on Fox News. 

 
Many stories do not get very much coverage on RT such as when Pussy Riot were arrested or when Pro-Russian fighters shot down an airplane .... or as RT put it, 'well it was obviously the Ukrainians who shot it down, they also execute people in mass graves since you have no proof that the Russians did it.'
The poor Russians, all they want is to oppress whoever they want and to blame the Ukrainians, NATO, the US and the UK on it.

Obviously Ukrainian rebels rather than well equipped Russian troops. 

Since the start of the Ukrainian trouble people have taken pictures of the Russian T-64 tanks and the "little green men"  who mysteriously appeared over night fully armed and equipped but no insignias on their uniforms. The official story is that some Russian troops went to Ukraine on vacation to help the pro-Russian rebels .... yes they did take their guns, missile launchers and tanks with them, like you do.
Ukrainians only make up 10% of the pro-Russian rebels. Russian soldiers and tanks have been captured but RT still chuckles and demands proof. Putin has admitted putting his troops on standby, that is the closet you'll get to admitting guilt. 

Yeah the US and the UK are cunts, the moral high ground has been long leveled by a drone strike and we have been compromised. We kill civilians, invade where ever and remain allies with the likes of Saudi and Bahrain .

Are there any good guys left? Even Canada is stifling freedom of speech if the government doesn't like what it hears.  

At a time when a ceasefire in Ukraine is holding, the US send in tanks and troops as a show of strength and to maybe push the Russians more. Lithuania is worried enough to bring back conscription so someone definitely thinks there is going to be war no matter what. 

I love you .... I will still bite your head off though. 

War against Russia? Poor Putin, he just took a 10% pay cut because the economy is bad how could anyone go to war with a lovely fella like that?  He is also busy taking charge of the Nemtsov murder which is a smart move for a main suspect.... not that he is of course as he is sooo nice.   

The murder suspects are Chechen and Putin is great friends with Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov. There may be some loose canons vying for power at the Kremlin right now. How many fronts can Putin fight on?  

Maybe it is Obama's fault and Sarah Palin is correct for once, nah I'd believe that Putin was a trustworthy bloke before I believe that Palin was right.


 

Marvin Gaye Got Raped

Who knew that so many people liked the Robin Thicke song Blurred lines? Is it now acceptable to belittle weemen and glamorize rape if it loses a court case?

The blurred lines song and video are kinda sleazy and stupid. It objectified weemen in the worse way possible by implying that "no" doesn't really mean "no" and since pop stars are saying it then it must be true .... you know you want it.

Thicke and Pharrell Williams were sued for $7.4 million by the family of the late Marvin Gaye who said they ripped off one of his songs, Got to give it up. In interviews both men had said how the song inspired them .... Thicke later said he was on drink and drugs when he said that and really had little to do with the making of the song. Tell it to the judge, oh wait he did.

I don't like Thicke, he's a douchebag who is completely full of himself. Since the case, people have been outraged and have said this ruling removes a creative tool from the hands of artists. In other words they can't make shite songs ripped off from something they heard before. Er I mean be creative. 

There have been countless songs that may remind you of other songs but that doesn't mean they were deliberate copies such as George Harrison's 'My sweet lord' and 'He's so fine.' A writer can come up with an idea of his/her own and while it may be a totally original thought to them they soon find out that Ray fucking Bradbury did it decades ago .... That man is the bane of Old Knudsen's life.

I do doubt that Thicke and Williams come up with any original thoughts though. Williams cut and paste Marvin Gaye into his life but stuck oversized hats on his head to be um, different.

Blurred lines and Got to give it up have a similar sound in the beat, the same vibe if you will and that is about it.
It was a stupid case and why should Marvin Gaye's family get the money? They didn't write the song, they are just cashing in on Gaye's abilities like Williams does. I would like to see this kind of court action make it to the movie business as so many movies rip off and repeat others that you already know what is going to happen, for instance the death of the funny side kick or the random out of the blue zombie bite just when everything was going well .... lest we forget.

So much has been done before but hey, lets at least try to be original now and again. 

Putin Has Man-flu

I cannot invade Ukraine today, I am dying.

Vladimir Putin has not been seen since 5th March, rumours of him having a sex change, plastic surgery or having slipped in the shower and died have been all over .... um this blog.

Putin has Man flu, probably given to him by the CIA in one of the health shakes he has instead of food. Putin hasn't eaten solid food in over 3 years, he says his blend of vegetables, peasant's blood, chicken and stem cells keeps him young and virile, just ask his partner Alina Kabayeva who has just given birth to his 4th love child.

Man flu is ranked more deadly and more contagious than Measles and Ebola and in 1953 killed just over one quarter of the male population of Holland. Not many people know that, because it's Holland and who really gives a fuck about Holland? Even the Hollandish don't give a fuck about themselves.

Symptoms of Man-flu are: Total paralysis, snot coming out of every orifice of the body, crying and calling for yer mammy, hallucinating that yer wife or loved one is yer mammy  ..... then death.

Experts believe that the shock that finding out that yer wife isn't going to wait on you hand and foot or the realizing that she doesn't care cos she has "female sniffles" and got out of bed so why can't you may kill a Man flu sufferer. Weemen can be so selfish and cruel.

Lets hope Ms Kabayeva doesn't put a new born baby ahead of one of the world's most powerful men and that she makes his last few hours comfortable.

RIP Vlad, we'll miss you mate.  
   

Reinstate Jeremy Clarkson

If you do a job for one day and there is no hot meals provided just cold food like sandwiches it is obviously within yer right to take a swing at one of the lower managers. Violence in the workplace is justified at times like this as is racism and sexism.

Thank fuck people stand up for those poor millionaires like Jeremy Clarkson, forced to work on state television because if no one started a petition to save his job then he'd just fall through the cracks and become another victim of society.

Was there not a make up lady or something? Surely there had to be some weemen on set. If they want to be paid the same as men then they should take the initiative and get the crock pot out and stop thinking about having babies all the time.
Maybe he should have tried to punch one of them, the assistant producer he did try to assault was a male and about a foot smaller than Clarkson, lighter build and not as important as Clarkson so he was a prime target to be bullied by a millionaire TV star having a tantrum.

Stand up for the rights of the millionaire victims of harsh working conditions, how can anyone be expected to make a television show in that hostile work environment. Clarkson would no doubt stand up for you, he's famous for standing up for the little people .... or is that Russell Brand?     

  
  

Harrison Ford Re-boot

After crashing his plane on an LA golf course Harrison Ford has the Hollywood executives worried. Harrison, a Hollywood icon isn't expected to make anymore decent movies but two of his characters from the 70's and 80's still capture the imagination of new generations of movie goers.

Harrison with his ex-A-list friends like Mel Gibson and Wesley Snipes for Expendables 3

With the thought of Ford dying unexpectedly, Hollywood executives are rushing through a Harrison Ford re-boot. Getting the right actor to play his role was easy, Chris Pratt did a good Han Solo on Guardians of the galaxy and became the number one choice. 

There have been many other re-boots to characters, James Bond, Dr Who, Jack Ryan, Batman, Spider man and of course Captain Kirk and Spock. Most re-boots are done before the previous actor dies so he can pass on the torch to get audiences to accept the new actor as adding him in later with CGI can be costly in legal fees. 

 Han, I love you ... yeah whatever baby.

George Lucas is already on board but rather than making the first three Star Wars movies again (don't tell me they are the last three I'm dealing in reality here) he'll CGI Chris Pratt into Han Solo and just have him doing those parts. Lucas said, "I'll shove in a whole new set of aliens and have Chris doing the lines and the smirks I had originally wanted Harrison to do but he was too much of a serious actor back then, how did that work out for ya?" Each original Star Wars movie will be at least another 80 longer after Lucas is done but we will find out who shot first.

Indiana Jones will be re-made to make the most money out of the re-boot and Harrison Ford has expressed an interest in playing Indy's father though Liam Neeson who is not expected to die soon will probably get the role as long as Indy's dad gets to hold a gun in the movie poster. 

Ford's other hits Blade runner and Witness are not expected to be re-made as experts do not predict an interest in them unless more screaming, short shorts and explosions are added. Pratt has said that he is open to wearing short shorts for any of his roles.  

 

Prince Charles Is An Alien

Charles having trouble with his skin suit. Look at his badly fitting hands.

Prince Charles has complained that he never gets to see his grandson George. The reason why is that the Middletons and Prince William want to protect George from the Windsors who are really emotionless reptile aliens from the planet Pindar. William's human half has seen that feeding off humans is wrong and is going against his reptilian parasitic nature. 

The reason that Prince Charles never got along with Diana is because human women are too weak for a reptilian male and so Charles had to keep going to his reptilian sex workhorse Camilla for a happy ending.  His sons were conceived with clever alien technology known as a space baster. 

If Prince Charles is ever made king we shall expect a reign of terror.  King Charles I was beheaded by parliament for having sex with spaniels, King Charles II spent the nation's wealth on hoors and gambling, he died from syphilis that he got from a Frenchman .... look it up. 

King Charles III will ban all foods that are not organic and clothes will only be allowed to be made with natural fibres, with the food shortage there will be riots, he'll close the NHS and offer aromatherapy instead but his scented candles and oils of death will only give his meat ... you the people, more flavour.

Some humans at the top will be allowed to live in comfort for having sold out humanity. Mostly politicians, police chiefs and former Prime Ministers. 

Power plants will be fueled by old people and the TV will only have shows about farming and the country life. 

Would you let him near yer kids?     

Dying On Everest

Old Knudsen fights for many environmental rights such as the cutting off of shark fins to make soup out of .... who the fuck eats soup besides weemen and hipsters? Eat the rest of the fucking fish too. And trees, during a storm they can be deadly so lets get rid of those, Jap snipers also love to hide in them. The environment is vitally important to Old Knudsen, good shaps, good pavements and some hanging baskets make a great environment.  

In my youth I went through a 'because it's there' phase. Why did you kill that fella, "because he was there"why did you grab her boobie .... you get the idea and so armed with the stupidity of youth I climbed Mount Everest.

That was before oxygen tanks, we carried up paper bags full of air so we could breath at those high-altitudes. It was tough going, the sherpas that were carrying me died halfway up and so I had to put some effort into the climb. 
I must admit that I'm embarrassed to say that I died up there, frozen in place as I sat doon to eat a tub of ice-cream, it was yummy strawberry sorbet. You know what it's like, yer surrounded by snow and suddenly you get a craving for some cocaine or ice-cream, luckily I always carry both. 

My fellow climbers only noticed that I wasn't there when they reached the top and wanted to put up the Union fleg which was securely in my pack, since it was before everyone had camera phones I was also the artist and so they couldn't take a picture of the event either which annoyed them. I can only draw stick people anyways.

On the way back they saw me sitting there frozen to death. I had a weird out of body experience in which I could see them kicking me and then rolling me off the mountain. I was flying with the eagles, anything was possible now I was free of my meat suit prison, I was about to check out some lassies in an all female volley ball team locker room when I felt I was being pulled doon to earth. 

The friction of the roll and the warmth of the lower altitude had defrosted me and I was alive again ... I had really wanted to go to that locker room. 

   

George and Ruth Mallory.

Another climber who died on Everest years after Old Knudsen did was George Mallory. Mallory served in WWI and was one of the ones doing the shelling during the battle of the Somme, afterwards became a bit of a travel writer, climbing around Europe and India and at the age 37 he thought he'd be getting too old to climb Everest so he had better get on with it .... because it's there.  

He joined a 1924 expedition and set off from the base camp with Andrew Irvine. It is not known if they made it to the top and both Mallory and Irvine went missing for 75 years. Irvine's axe was found just sitting on a rock in 1933 and in 1936 and 1975 climbers reported to have seen Mallory's body. 

He had a broken leg and a hole in his head probably from his ice pick. 

In 1999 Conrad Anker found Mallory below where the axe had been found in 1933. On his body was a brass altimeter, stag-handled pocket knife, a monogrammed handkerchief, a metal tin of stock cubes: Brand & Co. Savoury Meat Lozenges, a piece of paper with numbers on it probably the pressures for his oxygen bottles and a pair of snow goggles.

They had hoped to find his camera but maybe sometime in the future we will. Did he reach the top or die on his way down? Until we get the camera we may never know. However they did not find a picture of his wife Ruth on his person, he had promised to leave it at the top if he reached it and no picture has been found at the summit. His body was then covered with stones and a short service was held. 

An Indian climber nicknamed Green boots. 

It takes a lot of effort to move at such heights with little oxygen and so carrying down another person would be very dangerous. Climbers have walked past many a person in the act of dying and those people are still up there. At the moment climbers are being asked to carry back any waste or trash they bring with them or any they find, that's almost a hundred years of frozen poo. 

You'd think that climbers would be environmentally friendly but it seems that they are just a bunch of cunts looking for a cool Facebook update. Eventually maybe the bodies will be brought down too. Bodies like green boots there is used as a marker for climbers. 
Attempts to find Mallory again to figure out if he made it or not have failed but others (including Sir Edmund Hillary and George's son John) have said that it doesn't matter if he reached the top or not as getting down safely is part of a successful climb. 

   

  

Hope For Humanity?

 The apes in the forests of North West America just wanted to live in peace.

I was listening to a very interesting fellow named Ian Morris, he studies patterns of past events and compares them to modern day to predict what will happen. Of course hindsight is 20/20 and hopefully we are not going to have another world war any time soon .... Though in theory we should.  

When the Brits ruled most of the world during the days of the Empire we gave the wogs and fuzzies a jolly good thrashing, sure there were some wars but no one went to war without Britain's say so. The world was mostly at peace but then our grip on the colonies loosened and WWI happened and the US with its nukes became the world police and again we've been mostly at peace but America has been losing its grip so people like Ian Morris thinks WWIII is around the corner.
Well we're in the depression that usually precedes war and there are many dissatisfied people using others as scapegoats for the woes of the world so why not? .... but will it be nuclear? Nah probably not.

Then there are the stoopid monkeys, or as experts call them Apes.

At one time apes and humans had a common ancestor, 6 million years ago we branched off and went our way, we humans went through some changes, we left the trees and walked upright. Our nearest ancestors the chimpanzee and the bonobo apes hung out in the trees and flung their poop etc.

Why did we evolve? I think it's because we adapt to our environment and go with what works. Ian Morris notes one thing about ape behaviour and war, he notes that the chimpanzee are warlike, vicious wee cunts. Dian Fossey studied and lived with them for years observing gang like behaviour in which chimps would attack other groups, kill the males and rape the females .... sounds familiar.

 Allah says we take your females and kill you for not praying hard enough.

 
Throughout history mankind has used murder and rape to oppress and force their rule onto others. All is not lost, our other closest ancestor the bonobo ape isn't a cunt like the chimp. The bonobo is a peaceful ape who prefers to have sex than fight .... yes they are lovers not fighters. We share just over 98% of our DNA with chimps and bonobo.

 Some are closer to the trees than others. 

Like I said apes do what works and sometimes war does work. Having Northern Ireland at war means money from London since they are to blame and it saves some cunts like Willie Fraser from getting a real job, he can sponge off the victims while pretending to represent them and of course young Jamie Bryson would love to be able to call the shots and lord it over someone.
Having America at war means more reasons to invest in strange places in the world and meddle in the affairs of others .... though that didn't work out very well in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya and Yemen but don't worry, Iran will fix it all.

The thing is that we humans can choose to be at war or to be at peace. While evolving our diets and habits changed, we processed our foods and our bodies changed from being muscular having to put so much energy into eating that all that energy went to our heads, literally and with a large skull the brain got a chance to stretch out more.    
    
We are also too clever for our own good and need authority or we'll just take the piss. Maybe some people are just more chimp while others are total bonobo. Our environment changes us and we adapt to it which helps to make us either ape I suppose.

Nature and nurture we have the genes and the DNA from nature and how our environment shapes us from nurture. Nature can and will often surprise you though but humans are not born killers any more than they are born racist.



    

Man Grows A Vagina

50 shades of Grey made my parts tingle. 

Tom Johnson from Felixstowe ..... England noticed something was happening to his genitals, they were shrinking and shriveling up into his body. This process affects one in 500 men and is thought to be caused by a hormonal imbalance due to excessive emotional stimulation.

"On social media I pretended to care when I'd read about a shooting, natural disasters or animal cruelty, I just wanted the people (mostly women) to like me."  

On Twitter Tom followed people but never had anything to say, on Facebook he'd LIKE status' and just rephrase what everyone else was saying.

"Before I knew it I was signing petitions about saving butterflies and wolves, I hate nature I have allergies. I noticed some wet patches on my groin but ignored them thinking I just hadn't shaken it enough after going to the loo."  

Tom also noticed that his penis and scrotum were noticeable smaller but didn't want to go to a doctor in case they laughed at his small willy.

"I stopped getting erections but it didn't ruin my sex life since I have been married for years. My emotions seemed to be getting out of control and I took offense at everything. After the USA Mall shooting I went looking for stories around the world in Africa and south east Asia about shootings that didn't get as much media coverage and shamed the people who felt bad for the people in the Mall for not feeling bad about the 3 shot dead in Abidjan. I even looked up where Abidjan was." 

Eventually Tom did go to the Doctor as the only way he could urinate was when he was sitting down.

"I talked to my doctor who had to call in his fellow doctors for their opinions, some of them took selfies with my groin. It turns out that I have Sitzpinkler syndrome which is the German name for a man who sits to pee. After 6 months my male genitalia had turned completely female. I was liking Facebook pages called, 'Hugs not prison' and cried everyday because people just didn't understand that murderers, rapists and pedophiles were as much of a victim as their victims were, soon all the women that I was hoping to impress were telling me to man up and grow a pair or just unfriended me, the only ones I had left were the people too polite to unfriend me and Candy Crush players, I accepted their invites to please them but popping shapes in games upsets me too much, also my vagina weeps as much as I do."     

Sitzpinkler syndrome cannot be cured, only managed. It is advised to not click on stories that say, 'This man raped his victim but what he did next was worse' or 'What these teens did to a puppy will sicken you' this isn't burying your head in the sand it's not getting worked up on how bad the world is when you can't do anything about it. 
If you are male and have ever complained about America's gun culture or have texted £3 to the polar bears after seeing a commercial on the TV then you could be susceptible to Sitzpinkler syndrome. 

The simple test for Sitzpinkler syndrome is this, what would you rid the world of if you had to choose, kittens or titties? 

Those called David or Paul are 5 times more likely to develop Sitzpinkler syndrome than a Robert or John. 

Playing Call of duty and looking at porn might just keep Sitzpinkler syndrome at bay as will one night stands and bar fights. Doctors also advise that when looking at baby pictures to not think about sweet, helpless, bundles of cute but rather tiny, needy, manipulators who will get taller than you and put you in a home when you are old.

Waiting for a restroom stall to be free while men whizzed away at the urinals has made Tom realise just how good he had it once. Fuck Abidjan where ever it is.

Yer Arse Is A Meme

The first rule of blogging is that you don't blog about blogging .... or is it you make sure you have a graphic warning announcement before posting violence images ach I can't remember. The first picture is used to manipulate people into clicking to see more. For every new click onto my blog Old Knudsen gets a soul.

Fuck you John Constantine you powerful mage with an annoying Scouse accent. Don't ya just hate it when chicks stand half naked at their windows? ... go put some fuckin clothes on.

Just a few memes I do out of the boredom of being trapped in this human body just because I rebelled against God back in the day .... well he shouldn't have been such a dick, I regret nothing!

Some of the complications of measles can be Pneumonia, hepatitis, meningitis, encephalitis, blindness and heart problems. Roald Dahl's daughter Olivia was 7 years-old when she died of measles encephalitis in 1962. That's inflammation of the brain, nothing the doctors could have done then and still couldn't today.
The measles death rate is around one in every 1,000 infected in developed countries and the chance of a bad reaction to the vaccine is about one in a million. The measles vaccination does not cause autism and even if it did I'm sure that Dahl would have rather have that than no daughter at all.

Anti-vaxxers are paranoid uniformed idiots like those who reject modern medicine to battle cancer in favour of coffee enemas and healthy veggie shakes. Recently a young Australian woman lost her 7 year battle with cancer, while I can't blame her for being afraid and turning to woo, she encouraged others to do the same. Life is a risk, if you don't want to play then leave, just don't put others at risk because YOU are dumb. 

I do think that Cap should lay off the Super Soldier Serum for a while though. 

The Westboro Baptist Church were going to picket Leonard Nimoy's funeral because ... um reasons? Maybe because he was an atheist and was friendly to gheys. Does crazy need a reason? WELL DOES IT? ...HUH? ....HUH?
Anyway the family made the service private and the WBC couldn't find out where it was being held. Is it just me or have they lost their edge? I shall pray for them and may Baphomet answer my prayers. 

I have not condemned Tony Blair enough. Besides the overspending and celeb parties, oh and getting us into Bush's invasion over lies about WMD, that cunt waited until he was out of office before converting to Catholicism ... Being a Taig is bad enough but one that isn't brave enough to stand up and say, "I'm a Fenian cock sucker and proud of it" deserves Old Knudsen's scorn. If you see Blair, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and cuntileezer Rice in the street, make a citizens arrest and hold them there until I turn up with my rape van holding van. The fuckers need to pay, how many lives do they owe? 

Daesh throwing gheys off roofs and feeding a woman a meal that had bits of her son in is getting old. Like how they called Howard Stern a Shock Jock and after a while no one cared. Be nice to people, that would shock us. The 3, 16 year-old gurls who ran off to join Daesh, enjoy yer rape, they really don't let the gurls do any fighting, they just get them to pose for social media to lure idiots in. Weemen in the Daesh world are for breeding while goats are for sexual pleasure.

Anjem Choudary is a Daesh minded Muslim why didn't you take him with you, of that's right he likes western life a little too much. It was said about him, "Anjem Choudray...is one of those thick-as-mince gobby little chancers who could only possibly come from Britain." We have sooo many. 
  

Northern Ireland has it's own thick-as-mince gobby little chancers who are Daesh minded people who pretend to be Christian but would gladly blow up and shoot people if they could get away with it. Right now it's tit for tat politics over naming a park after an IRA terrorist and government buildings not being allowed to sell remembrance day poppies on their premises .... fucking stupid shit really, I always go to the Jobs and Benefits or the tax office to buy my poppy ... not!  

 Derek needed very little encouragement. 

 
That is one photo album I'd like to see.  

Old Knudsen finds it kinda comforting to know that no matter what, Captain Kirk will always be consistent which is why when Old Knudsen is stuck in life he always asks, 'what would Captain Kirk do?' and that is what I tell the judge.

Jihad John Ate My Hamster

Jihad John may be the big boogeyman created by Daesh and the media but a clearer picture about him is being pieced together through stories from his school friends and teachers. Ya can't go by those Muslin rights people from CAGE say, very dodgy that lot are.

The Muhammad Emwazi I knew was a humble, lovely man.... we don't believe you!

A socially awkward loner who received brain damage when he banged his head on a goal post, he probably also got brain damage when he almost drown in a swimming pool and from when he was 14 and his danger wank went wrong which cut off the blood supply to his brain. 

His teachers knew him to have anger issues and later on in university he expressed anti-Semitic views, so yeah, he is quite the dickhead. He admired gangsta rappers, drank vodka and smoked the pot and never had a girlfriend . No wonder he went into I.T. I bet he fit in well with the rest of the crazies in that field. 
Going Jihad for people like him is just as way to act the big man with like minded losers. 

Old Knudsen was delivering Bibles to the starving people of war torn Syria when he was captured by Daesh (the proper name for ISIS or IS) they took me to a secured windowless room where they tortured me for hours with they crappy wailing music they play, the Black eyed peas I think it was ... so awful. I don't care about her junk in her trunk, sell the stuff on eBay.

Jihadi John was very popular with the fighters who didn't have weemen. While Daesh are against gheys there are still things they can do without getting flogged. Emwazi got his name John because fighters enjoyed taking a dump on his chest and jerking off to him rubbing it in. When they would say, "I'm going to the John" we all knew what John they meant. You thought it was about the Beatles?

Is there a factory that makes these cunts?

Besides the music, the beatings and not being able to tell them apart it was the caps that I had trouble with the most. Curl those fucking brims for fucks sake, why not wear a sign that says 'I am a douche bag?' I bet they also wear the collars of their polo shirts up.

I had to get out of there so ate the end off my finger and picked the lock of my cell with me finger bones and escaped. 

Anyone who says that MI-5 radicalized Emwazi are morons. He tried to get to Tanzania to join Al Shabaab in Somalia before MI-5 talked to him, aye as if spidey London twats go on safari as he claimed to be doing. Joining Daesh and cutting off heads .... no one makes you do that sort of thing, this isn't a Saw movie.  

 

I just have to mention Avijit Roy, the blogger who was hacked to death in Bangladesh. He was singled out because he blogged against extremism and had US citizenship. He compared religious terrorism to a virus and how it takes a hold of you and has you acting crazy and sweeps across nations. 

He was still naive enough to ignore death threats, thinking he could reason with them if they tried anything, he obviously didn't really understand what he is dealing with. I'd compare it to a cancer that needs to be cut out. Roy was far more brave than the two cunts who killed him, as were the anti-extremist author killed near where Roy was killed 11 years ago and the Atheist blogger killed there in 2013. 

Taslima Nasreen who left Bangladesh because of death threats wrote on her blog, "Bangladesh has become a safe haven for Islamists where they can do whatever they like, no free thinker is safe in Bangladesh."

  

Old Knudsen salutes all the free thinkers. The group Ansar Bangla-7 are thought to have carried out the attack on Roy. 

That group, Al Shabaab, Al Qaeda, Daesh and whoever else are all cowards. Like the Lee Rigby attack it was two armed men against one unarmed man though Roy's wife was wounded in the attack she was not the target. 

Two against one and they have machetes or it's a tied up bloke with big tough John boy with a knife. 

They are nothing but bullies who gang up and ambush smaller soft targets. Does Allah not believe in honour then or are his followers just chicken shit? 

People with blogs scare the Islamists because deep down they know it isn't Islam what they are doing but if they can silence all the better educated and more intelligent voices they can continue to fool themselves because it's not as if they can debate using the Koran, just like how many Christians haven't read the Bible. 

Bloggers will never be silenced because there is truth that needs to be told.