Peter Robinson's Lifestyle Is An Abomination

The DUP leader Peter Robinson is out of the hospital after having 3 stents put into his heart after suffering a heart attack. He denies having an erectile dysfunction pump implanted into his scrotum and any bionic limbs. 

His party made the headlines because of their anti-ghey stance and their condemnation of the ghey lifestyle. Isn't it then ironic that Robinson himself has condemned his own lifestyle for his attacks? 

Late nights, fast food, no exercise and lots and lots of ghey porn .... ghey sex is what most Christians seem to think about. 

It would be ungentlemanly for Old Knudsen to bring up his wife's affair with a younger man who she financed to open a restaurant. They are a good Christian couple and the Bible never said anything about boy boy gurl being an abomination so back off. 

Old Knudsen is sure that this isn't God displaying his wraith at hypocrites that condemn others while being prideful, sinful and full of hate themselves. 

The DUP however have condemned Mr Robinson's lifestyle and say they cannot support a heterosexual lifestyle or any other form of sexual relationship as sex is sinful. 

Many in the DUP are Creationists who only permit dry humping and the accidental insemination through the cum stained gunty method. Seeing yer spouse naked is forbidden and to gaze upon naked genitals would surely condemn you to Hell.   

They urge Mr Robinson to repent and offer himself up for 50 lashes in Belfast's Corn Market and to tell them where his wife Iris is so she can be stoned. 

     

Prince Charles Is An Alien

Charles having trouble with his skin suit. Look at his badly fitting hands.

Prince Charles has complained that he never gets to see his grandson George. The reason why is that the Middletons and Prince William want to protect George from the Windsors who are really emotionless reptile aliens from the planet Pindar. William's human half has seen that feeding off humans is wrong and is going against his reptilian parasitic nature. 

The reason that Prince Charles never got along with Diana is because human women are too weak for a reptilian male and so Charles had to keep going to his reptilian sex workhorse Camilla for a happy ending.  His sons were conceived with clever alien technology known as a space baster. 

If Prince Charles is ever made king we shall expect a reign of terror.  King Charles I was beheaded by parliament for having sex with spaniels, King Charles II spent the nation's wealth on hoors and gambling, he died from syphilis that he got from a Frenchman .... look it up. 

King Charles III will ban all foods that are not organic and clothes will only be allowed to be made with natural fibres, with the food shortage there will be riots, he'll close the NHS and offer aromatherapy instead but his scented candles and oils of death will only give his meat ... you the people, more flavour.

Some humans at the top will be allowed to live in comfort for having sold out humanity. Mostly politicians, police chiefs and former Prime Ministers. 

Power plants will be fueled by old people and the TV will only have shows about farming and the country life. 

Would you let him near yer kids?     

Men Are Not Beasts Of The Field

Tv presenter Jon Snow has been either blasted as being creepy or hailed for being honest because he said, "sex comes into every evaluation of a woman" meaning that when men meet weemen for the first time they may think about sexy things .....

He says that "sex is a natural animal instinct." and  "it's natural for men to think of all women as potential sexual partners."

Yeah right. So I put two pictures of my future wife (she still hasn't gotten back to me yet) fully clothed wearing super intelligent glasses and I must say that sex does in no way cum to mind when I look at her.
Nope, what I'm thinking about is if she has a really nice personality and if she shares my love of badger baiting.  

She is so going to suck my cigar.

Away an fuck Mr Snow, you illegitimate bastard of Ned Stark, we men are not just uncontrollable walking erections, keep it in the cage ya durty shite. 

Sexy For Sunday

It must be Sunday, don't go to church, only pedos go to church, stay home, grab yerself a cup of tae and look at these hot consenting adults. Far better than children and don't break as easily..... hey fuck face! get yer arse off my counter top, now I'm gonna have to get the Dettol surface cleaner out.

Old Knudsen does indeed post pics of his former loves but it's not out of revenge, mostly just for bragging purposes.

If Old Knudsen changes the ways of one Christian pedo then his work is done, of course theres all those Muslim kiddie diddlers to convert too. Ach religion is just seething with sin, thats what happens when you try to suppress humanity's dark side rather than embracing but controlling it.

Please excuse the fuck out of me for this lewd pornography shot. I liked her face and respected the suction she was applying .... hey I blurred the cock so you wouldn't know what it was and so wouldn't be offended.

Old Knudsen has been referred to as a pervert quite often .... if they had a point why didn't they just make it?

Nothing as bad a sexy big yoke taking off her undies revealing layers of skid marks, takes more than that to put Old Knudsen off.

Weemen who exercise for fun have something missing up top. Old Knudsen steers away from the overly fit lasses as he likes a bit of cushion for the pushin. I would not turn it doon though, any port in a storm as yon pedo Bible says.

Arty shots can be nice.

But so can an amateur selfie. Old Knudsen knows what he likes and likes and shares what he knows.



 

Titillation Sinday

Well looky here, it must be Sunday! You've gone to church so hopefully that will get you into heaven ... boy will you be pissed off when you find out it doesn't exist, well not really, you'll be dead.

So get those images of naked children out of yer head and look at these hot weemen instead.

This lass even checks her phone during sex .... doesn't bother me one bit.

 I do like a nice set of baps splayed out on display.

Ya know when they say that a pair of glasses make you look intelligent? ... well not always.

I'm not usually into blondes but this pic says something to me.

 A sexy selfie from one of my readers.

Just like Old Knudsen, always looking over his shoulder ...... and standing half naked at a window.

Have a child free Sunday you Christian pedos.

Do Me On The Fleg Robert!

Hot And Tasty

Obviously this will be the post to make me even more famous than I already am. Do not watch if under the age of 18 or if you are easily offended by graphic sexual content involving badgers.


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Violence Today Is Just So .............

"Hey Randy do ya see yer watch yet?"

Remember back in the day when you'd shot someone and they would have the courtesy to fall doon dead with yer one shot? or if you punched someone on the jaw or hit them on the back of the head they would automatically fall unconscious until you had done what you wanted to do? these days people just have no respect, who the fuck has even read Chow Mien's 'Art of war?' Now'a'days you have to bludgeon someone repeatedly with a heavy object, blow them up and their surroundings or shoot 40 rounds in slow motion into them and even then they may reach out in their final death throes and try to grab you when you are least expecting it .

Ka-Chow!

In my day Karate chops were all the rage, you'd sneak up behind someone and 'twat!' with a light wrist motion onto their neck they would fold like a card table. A very handy martial art for one who doesn't really like to touch other people, when I shake someone's hand I get split second thoughts of where that hand has been, I don't do handshakes much. Over the years people became resistant to Karate chops and while commandoes would use a knife in the kidneys or neck to silence a sentry the less bloodthirsty gentleman took to using poisoned darts from small blow pipes or a rag with chloroform, you really don't want to explain why yer Harris tweed jacket is covered in blood.

I wouldn't like to met any of these guys in a dark alley or back passage.

When I started out in the services if you were fighting in unarmed combat it was only polite to hold yer arm out until yer opponent got a good enough grip and if they were throwing you a little spring from yer toes would be the decent thing to do, on more recent combat courses I've taken its all grappling and getting sweaty, I want to kill or knock the enemy out not feel the need to get a STD test due to a heavy exchange of body fluids during a fight.

"Stop tapping me I'm not letting you up until you take it good bitch."

The Ultimate fighting lark looks like a mix between domestic violence and angry sex, I think the audience should be allowed to have a go in the cage or ring so they can experience it better. I'm amazed when I hear grown adults (men) say how they have never been in a fight in their life, they made sure they had their first cigarette, drink and shag but they managed to avoid this rite of passage, I just want to start punching the head off them to show them what they have missed all these years. Its always been said that I have a kind face, the kind you want to bash in so maybe that's why I've been involved in the odd scuffle in my time.