Holiday In Magaluf Really Sucked

So this story about an 18 year-old British gurl (from Northern Ireland) was encouraged to get drunk in a bar while on holiday in the Spanish town of Magaluf and was told that if she took part in a game she'd win a holiday.

The drunken lass agreed and then found herself performing sex acts on 24 men in the bar. Of course someone was there to take a video of it which went viral like gonorrhea.

I did a reconstruction of the event just for my blog. 

The holiday turned out to be the name of a cocktail, ha ha what a really funny joke .... not!  A witness says that while the gurl was drunk she was totally conscious of what she was doing and chose to go doon on 24 blokes to win the game, others decided to snog or fondle the blokes. The witness also says that she returned to the bar the next night. 

It seems that this kinda stuff goes on all the time and even has a name for it there, mamading which is performing sex acts for free alcohol. 

Since the story broke there has been a lot of slut shaming and only a tiny bit of stud shaming .... what? aren't weemen sluts and men studs? 

Much like the rapists in India and Pakistan whose politicians make excuses for, 'boys will be boys' or the men who are curiously absent at the Magdalene laundries and single mother homes like the one at Tuam as the mother's and their children get paraded around in order to show off their shame. 

Men don't get blamed. 

You can try and tell young people to drink responsibly and not get their dick out in public and not suck on some stranger's cock unless you have the money in yer hand but they won't listen. 

Just because you go to a foreign cuntry doesn't give you full reign to be a complete tosser, people live and work there and there are laws. Not only that but you may have to explain to yer mum at home why you got pregnant or at least how you got some gonorrhea of the throat. 

  

Men Are Not Beasts Of The Field

Tv presenter Jon Snow has been either blasted as being creepy or hailed for being honest because he said, "sex comes into every evaluation of a woman" meaning that when men meet weemen for the first time they may think about sexy things .....

He says that "sex is a natural animal instinct." and  "it's natural for men to think of all women as potential sexual partners."

Yeah right. So I put two pictures of my future wife (she still hasn't gotten back to me yet) fully clothed wearing super intelligent glasses and I must say that sex does in no way cum to mind when I look at her.
Nope, what I'm thinking about is if she has a really nice personality and if she shares my love of badger baiting.  

She is so going to suck my cigar.

Away an fuck Mr Snow, you illegitimate bastard of Ned Stark, we men are not just uncontrollable walking erections, keep it in the cage ya durty shite. 

Teeange Gurls Like Cock ... Get Over It

During an Eminem concert at Slane castle a 17 year-old gurl snogged some 19 year-old bloke who fingered her up the duck pond and then sucked him and another dude off.

Isn't that a face you'd like to slap? 

Old Knudsen was a teenager once and telling them not to do something is just like telling them to do it. 

Children grow up too fast these days and very often their minds cannot keep up. Not every teenager  will be teaching themselves Greek like yon nerd from Bangor. 

The sucky pictures went viral, people calling her a slut and him a legend and the girl ended up in hospital needing sedating. 

The recent online bullying suicides is on everyone's mind. You make a mistake you need to get over it and be allowed to get over it so you can learn and move on. Making mistakes in public can be the worse thing ever ...... judging you.

The red badge of courage is a story about the American civil war in which a young soldier reacting to fear and the horror of war deserts his unit. Luckily for him all his mistakes were made during the fog of war, not posted on Twitter. He rejoined his fellow soldiers after learning from his mistake... probably gets killed with honour the end.

This gurl ended up in a meme before the purge on online pics began. 

Was she drunk, high, mentally unfit or just horny? Did those guys take advantage of her willingness to please ... well like duh! thats what young drunken louts do. 

The papers have called her teenager, teen, child and school girl, depending on how shocking they want to be. Many just leave out the fact shes 17 as that is a grey area here. You can smoke, get married and join the army or get yer tits out for a newspaper at 17. You can drive live on yer own and even get a job if they existed at 17 .... all that fun can start aged 16 if you want.

 

No wonder the papers leave that out. Can the police claim it's child pornography? I doubt it. She should have waited until she was 18 I suppose .... drop me a line then, ok?  

Old Knudsen has seen gurls the age of 9 up wards dressed in short shorts or tight leggings with a belly top .... WTF?  Do parents mean to dress their kids like hoors or are they just so stupid not to notice?

If dressing like a tramp from the age of 9 is ok then giving head to two guys in public aged 17 should be totally appropriate ..... not!

No one can tell most 17 year-old girls what to do and reminding them they aren't adults probably won't help.

We've been teens and what we do at home changes as soon as you get out the door, unless yer folks are slack fucks who don't care "I wore a belly top at yer age and was giving handjobs for cigarettes so what yer doin is fine."    

Not Old Knudsen, it was an example.

 

Lets hope young people are shocked into appropriate behaviour by the examples of others. Who is to blame here? lets blame the parents for not having a responsible adult with her .... like she'd accept that.

We can blame them for something I'm sure.

 

Lets blame Irish/British society that blurs the line of childhood at the age of 16. Lets remind kids that there are consequences for yer actions and be careful of where you are and who you are with. Also lets tell them to go put some fucking clothes on.  

 

Do You Know What Old Knudsen Likes?

Its a rhetorical question, like I'm interested in what you think I like. This post is about........... 'Oral Tradition'.
I had a dream ::::::::::bang!:::::::::::::: well no actually it was about a place in Frigadoon where I grew up and it was known as 'The Barley field'.

It was strange because I can't remember who told me the name but everyone knew it. There was no barley in it. It was a small raised field with uncontrolled grass and skinny scattered trees.

Like the lost stories of the Druids one minute yer telling them and the next some dirty eye tie called Maximus Headroominus has them all killed, oral tradition lost to the ages and only to be discussed on crappy sci-fi shows and made into Indiana fucking Jones films.

Someone had to be the first to call it The barley field, maybe it was full of barley at one time. Anyway in my dream I knew there was dead bodies buried under every tree so its obviously a dream about me being worried about my huge penis.

I invented 'Blogjinx' which is when real life or blog life on different blogs is similar. For instance when I mention the Bee Gees in someone's comments and go over to Mago's blog where he has a post about the Bee Gees and how hard it is to stay alive.

Like any great invention there are several people at the same time around the world unknowingly doing the same thing and you only remember the first person to patent it so it is with posts.
Not to be confused with plagiarism cos that just means yer a phony no talent baloney and I strike you from my links bar, disbarred and ignored I say.

I also invented 'Popcunt' which is cuntry music aimed at the mainstream pop audience. Maybe when I'm dead in a 1000 years or so someone might wonder where these words came from and some other wanker will take credit.


Like the gurl in the picture I like to make people happy. So when someone clicks on this then complains because they don't like sex or something I have also provided a censored picture for them . No need to thank me but please do.

Romans slaughtering Druids or other people dying out doesn't always stop oral tradition, the only true way to stop it is the get married ................. Ka-Chow!

Don't shave yer pubes braid them with pride!

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Some people think abstinence should be taught in schools. Those people are fucking morons how can you teach how to abstain from something? Just like I said schools teach nothing these days.

Its usefully right wing fundies who think this is a stellar idea but think, it didn't work too well with Adam and Eve, God should have told them what was at stake with the apple so they could make an informed choice instead of one based out of fear and ignorance.

Oh and God had no probs with going forth and multiplying. If any hot weemen want to do the Lard's work with me let me know.



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