Up The Bum No More Babies

 

 Bristol at her mom's house for ye olde home spun advice.

The Palin family are one of those families who are religious because it's convenient for them. Sure it makes them feel smug and superior to those not as religious and the stereotype of Bible, fleg and gun is simple and appeals to many lower class voters. Why are the poorest states Republican states when Republicans cut government aid programs when they can? I guess Republican voters just have shit for brains to put it politely. Bible, fleg, guns, queers and immigrants ... doesn't require much cognitive complexity.
 They like what they can hold and touch and hate others who are not them or topics that require abstract thought.

 American woman, stay away from me.

It's silly when people go on about disrespecting the flag but will turn a blind eye to children starving, if you love yer flag so much then why don't you marry it? .... someday maybe. Oh and if you've put the US flag as a filter over yer profile picture because millions of people have been turning their's rainbow in celebration of same sex vote in the US then yer just being a dick.
 

Old Knudsen is not into slut shaming, though he'll always make exceptions. Especially if they are assholes. Bristol Palin announced online that she was pregnant again. The former advocate for abstinence education is to give birth to her second child out of wedlock.

The first guy she was pregnant to Levi Johnston, stood by her long enough for Sarah Palin to lose the election as Vice President to John McCain and then he was off. She split from the second guy, Medal of Honor Recipient Dakota Meyer who she was to marry in May.

The former Marine sorta forgot that he had already married some bint.


Thats the thing with Marines, you gotta keep asking them shit, 'are you sure you aren't already married?' ..... 'did you wipe?' ..... 'are the police after you for any crimes?' They may be brave and very eager to rape, kill or kill and rape the enemy but they aren't that bright. Pat Robertson from the 700 club is a former Marine.     
 

Bristol wants no lectures and no sympathy, she referred to her pregnancy as "a huge disappointment" but soon turned that frown upside down and did what good Christian folk and hypocrites everywhere do best, brass it out. 


"So here are the things you should all get straight before you continue to mock me, judge me, and talk about me none of us are perfect. I made a mistake, but it's not the mistake all these giddy a--holes have loved to assume. This pregnancy was actually planned."

The wedding was actually planned too. Yes, you are only human and seem to only mention that when you fuck up. For the rest of the year yer God's chosen who can do no wrong ...... Just like Josh Duggar who gets automatically forgiven by God when he molests a child. 

The father hasn't been named but I think we know who it is ... thanks Obama! Bristol is an attractive young woman though I doubt she is very deep or interesting, her family are fucking nutters who behave like a really slack god bothering mafia family, no wonder blokes don't want to stick around.

Though if she keeps picking High School drop outs and exMarines she'll soon be on her way to the glorious title of 4X4 .... 4 children by 4 different blokes. I can't help but to judge cos my asshole feels just so giddy.

A proud American soldier with his fleg. 

Old Knudsen's advice to Bristol is to go army next time. The Navy aren't that into chicks, the Marines think that IQ is a Japanese poem and the Air force have higher standards. The army are smart enough to get themselves into trouble and have a low enough self esteem to consider Bristol an upgrade. 

Lets hope she picks a better name than Tripp for this one, Britney, Tad, Skip or Jon .... Jon Snow.   

Holiday In Magaluf Really Sucked

So this story about an 18 year-old British gurl (from Northern Ireland) was encouraged to get drunk in a bar while on holiday in the Spanish town of Magaluf and was told that if she took part in a game she'd win a holiday.

The drunken lass agreed and then found herself performing sex acts on 24 men in the bar. Of course someone was there to take a video of it which went viral like gonorrhea.

I did a reconstruction of the event just for my blog. 

The holiday turned out to be the name of a cocktail, ha ha what a really funny joke .... not!  A witness says that while the gurl was drunk she was totally conscious of what she was doing and chose to go doon on 24 blokes to win the game, others decided to snog or fondle the blokes. The witness also says that she returned to the bar the next night. 

It seems that this kinda stuff goes on all the time and even has a name for it there, mamading which is performing sex acts for free alcohol. 

Since the story broke there has been a lot of slut shaming and only a tiny bit of stud shaming .... what? aren't weemen sluts and men studs? 

Much like the rapists in India and Pakistan whose politicians make excuses for, 'boys will be boys' or the men who are curiously absent at the Magdalene laundries and single mother homes like the one at Tuam as the mother's and their children get paraded around in order to show off their shame. 

Men don't get blamed. 

You can try and tell young people to drink responsibly and not get their dick out in public and not suck on some stranger's cock unless you have the money in yer hand but they won't listen. 

Just because you go to a foreign cuntry doesn't give you full reign to be a complete tosser, people live and work there and there are laws. Not only that but you may have to explain to yer mum at home why you got pregnant or at least how you got some gonorrhea of the throat. 

  

Virgin On The Ridiculous

Not the gurl in the story, this lass paid me to take her virginity with the hopes of having Old Knudsen's children, he gets that a lot. 

"I am a sensually stunning, highly educated and charismatic American woman. Did I mention I'm a virgin? I hope you are intrigued!" .... You sound like a dick to be honest .... Did I mention I'm painfully honest? I hope you are intrigued!


 A 27 year-old medical student doesn't have much of value but thinks that her virginity might get her a few bucks and has put it out to auction on the line. Not the first nor the last to sell their virginity online.

America the land of the brave and the home of the free isn't really a free cuntry cos you can't sell or kill yer body, it's illegal so she went to the land of the dingo and the home of the not free, Australia and her agent there is taking bids on who wants to go where no man but plenty of sex toys has gone before.

She's 5 feet 10 inches and 130 LBS if yer interested in gangly skinny chicks.

 Maybe she looks better in person without a ton of make up on.

Going by the name Elizabeth Raine the bids are well over $500,000. She says that she has learned a lot along the way such as, men like to shag weemen and will even pay for it which is a little known fact. She has also learned about prostitution, virginity and slut-shaming says the slutty hoor with two holes still barely intact.

The winner will get a 12 hour date and better not have any STD's  ..... that's Old Knudsen out and they must wear a condom, HA! loop hole, it doesn't say where he has to wear it.

The lucky fellow has to sign a contract in which he must not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol, no anal sex and no violence.

For fucks sake any other deal breakers?  Old Knudsen is definitely out of the running

 

If Old Knudsen was paying that kind of money (A $10 shag hurts Old Knudsen's chest and that's just thinking about it) there would be a few conditions of his own.

Any hole is fair game and as many times as physically possible within a period of 12 hours not including tea breaks, the lass must know how to make tea BTW.

Biting and spanking is not violence ..... nor is the odd friendly choke hold or rabbit punch. A discount for everyone of her orgasms as it's about the man not her, she can enjoy herself on her own dime.     

Safety words are for the weak so none of that shite. Also for that kind of money I'd be expecting a DVD of the experience to show friends and family etc.... maybe a t-shirt commemorating the event.

Elizabeth says "the winner may not be happy with the sex, but he knows what he’s paying for."

Well that sounds um ... encouraging and eerily similar to what Old Knudsen's 6th wife said on his honeymoon .
I don't know why any man would want to shag a virgin but that is just me. If a lass happened to be one then fine, but like in this example and with pedos men go out of their way to do it..... maybe Old Knudsen being confident in his manhood doesn't feel the need to feel power over others in this way.

Experience is far better than youth and beauty which is why Old Knudsen tends to chat up the older, worn doon by life types. 


I doubt that sex with the lass will be very good. She has already put restrictions on the sex (that we know about) and isn't planning on making it special for the customer. She is ok looking, nothing special but is a little too skinny for Old Knudsen's tastes and wallet.

Men actually prefer weemen with curves, it's weemen who feel threatened by thin chicks as that is how clothes designers and the media have rigged the game of body well being. Back in the caveman days weemen used to only have a small group of weemen to compete with for mating, now they have the world wide web of porn and cable TV to compete with.

Is it ok to sell yer alleged virginity online? While it isn't very appropriate in civilized society to do so, hoors have always been around and do provide a valuable service to those who are socially awkward, too busy with work to have a life or just plain creepy.



Not something that someone in the medical profession should do if she wants to be respected in her career but she has dollar signs in her eyes. Once you become a hoor and make no mistake, that is what she will be, there is no going back.

Funnily enough there is a stigma on prostitution which is sad as many weemen and crack hoors just don't have any other options and with human traffickers they are forced into it from an early age.

This lass is a first worlder with no real money problems. She would have no problem with losing her virginity, she just wants some easy money. I think a real lack of self respect is at play here, I would applaud her open-ness but see it as cold and business like, not very human. She is 27 and sex has not really interested her so far .... bound to be crap.

 Weemen are not people, they are playthings for men ... well that is how they are seen.

It's her body and she wants to do it then go for it, she is an adult, sure it's a step back for weemen's rights as it shows that weemen can be bought just like a book from Amazon but the dehumanization of weemen has been going on for decades in movies and magazines so why not online too?   Nice of weemen to go along with it.

Old Knudsen won't be paying this lass for sex anytime soon, he'll make do with a hand job doon at the docks for a price of a pack of cigarettes .... who doesn't like a sailor or to suck on a fisherman's friend?     




Update:  Auction called off after reaching $800,000. There was me getting me money together in order to bid, ach what a dick tease.  I'm off to pay a professional $10 and I bet I'll get better value for my buck.