George Clooney , Oscar winner, Honorary bitter balls and former Batman was involved in a auto accident when the motorcycle he was riding was hit by the car of a careless driver who doesn't appreciate the talent or beauty of the Clooney and will get punched on the back of the head if I see them in the street.
George broke his rib and suffered road rash but his face is ok, his female companion broke her, ah who cares? I repeat George's face was not damaged.
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thank the lord
whew... thank goodness. It looks like his face won't be suffering any razor burn either.
he looks like he just recieved a 'best dressed wino award' or something. i want to see whats going on out of shot there. holding a short dog of muscatel? shoes patched with duct tape?
The man could be covered in boils and horse shit and I'd, er I mean many would still do him.
I would. It's impossible for that man to look ugly. Yum.
And he's literate, what a bonus.
just so you know, i wasn't his companion...even though i do have a broken foot....
If ANYONE should EVER do ANY harm to the gorgeous Mr Clooney they will have me to deal with. And I bite and scratch. A lot.
I lit candles when I heard the news.
Back off you lot hes mine.
I heard the Dafur government was trying to take him out.
BTW, brilliant post.
all my posts are brilliant just various levels of brilliance.
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