Batman Takes On Genocide

I'm sorry for your loss, I know loss, did I mention my parents are dead? 

George Clooney was presenting an Aurora Prize for Awakening Humanity which was established on behalf of the survivors of the Armenian genocide.

It has been 101 years since the genocide in the Ottoman Empire which was in 1915. It is thought that 1.5 million Armenians died but Turkey has said it was more like 300,000 - 500,000 and as many Turks died during the civil strife when the Armenians rose up in support of invading Russians so get off their backs and stop exaggerating.

During the 1800's Great Britain, France and Russia had been at the Ottoman Empire to reform how it treated its minorities. Christians and Jews were second class citizens and weren't even allowed a say when in court.

After the The Hamidian massacres which killed 100,00 - 300,000, a Young Turk revolution in 1908 which was over thrown in 1909 and then the Adana massacre which followed that killed 20,000 - 30,000 Armenians there were the Balkan wars of 1912.
This was the Ottoman Empire against Bulgaria, Serbia, Greece and Montenegro. Many Muslim refugees fled to areas traditionally known to have Armenians living there. This increased tensions and the need to get rid of the Armenians.

Why this talk about Armenia? Sure it's one of the forgotten genocides because our ally Turkey doesn't like it to be mentioned.
I don't know if you've noticed but the west doesn't like to upset Turkey as they are a key nation in the fight against ISIS and maybe Assad but are strategically important to launch attacks from and to intimidate Russia.   

Turkey plays both sides and gets a free pass to kill Kurds and buy ISIS oil as long as it doesn't go full retard Islamic Extremist.

The Belfast Telegraph had Clooney's speech at the awards, "We honour the million and a half lives that were lost 101 years ago. And we honour those lives by calling their tragedy by its true name. Genocide. The Armenian Genocide."

He talked about how his family the Clooneys fled the potato famine and only survived because of the kindness of others and how refugees who are just people like us need that help too. 

The Aurora award went to Marguerite Barankitse who cared for children and orphans during the Burundi civil war.

The comments on the Bel Tel page kinda pissed me off. Smug arm chair warriors telling Clooney to butt out and fix American problems and real smooth talking about your own family during an Armenian commemoration.

ARE THESE PEOPLE FUCKING STUPID? Yeah I suppose they are. The award show just wasn't about Armenians it was also about helping others too and celebrating those that do. Yeah shame on him for highlighting an atrocity. Ach I told them off and said he was Batman and to suck on it ... yeah I'm a fucken werdsmith. 

You can't talk about the Armenian genocide in Turkey, it's illegal so I'll talk about it for them. In 1915 the Ottoman government set about getting rid of the 2 million Armenians living there through execution and deportation.

As with many massacres to do with ethnic cleansing, first hundreds of intellectuals were rounded up and killed. Then ordinary families where rounded up and forced on death marches through the Syrian desert where they were systematically robbed, raped and shot.  

Any Armenians in the Ottoman military were transferred to slave labour camps then ultimately executed by gangs of Turks. These Turks would also roam the countryside killing any Armenian they came across.

Armenian children kidnapped, converted to Islam and given to Turkish families. Armenian women were forced to join harems and Turks moved into the homes of deported or murdered Armenians.

In 1922 there were only 388,000 Armenians left in the Ottoman Empire.

In 1918 when the Ottoman Empire surrendered the Turks that committed the Genocide fled to Germany. Armenians tracked down the leaders to kill them in Operation Nemesis.

While Turkey denies there was genocide and that it was just war, the US government did recognize the slaughter as a genocide in 2010.

So well done George on being a decent human being and fuck the rest cos they are just jelly that they are not and never will be Batman! 
   

The Venice Of Ulster.

The world briefly ignores Kim's arse and Ebola to look towards the flooding in Newry, Northern Ireland. Caused by a day of heavy rain and maybe the acts of homosexuals. One of the more cosmopolitan locals described it as looking more like Venice.

This probably had something to do with George Clooney sailing up and down streets waving at people. Police have asked him not to toot his horn at them so much.

George has not commented on this yet though he did wobble his head and wave.  

Old Knudsen Reviews The Monuments Men

The Monuments Men is a movie about Frank Stokes who goes to the US president with an idea of saving priceless works of art from being destroyed or stolen during the last months of WW II. They have to save the paintings and sculptures because what kind of future would we have if yadda yadda yadda, they like art and think that you should too.

It turns out that Frank Stokes is based on George Leslie Stout who happens to be the second cousin, three times removed of George Clooney and they both had mustaches. Clooney wrote, directed, produced and made the tea for this film so I guess that means that he can be the lead.

The historical accuracy according to Clooney is 80% correct but in reality there were about a few dozen officers and men rather than seven and it wasn't just created in 1944 by the Americans with a Brit and a Frenchie as tokens, the British had been working at saving art since 1942 .... as usual yer late again America.

As mentioned in the movie, Clooney is a little too old to be at the front but since most of the fighting has been done they might make it through.

Clooney envokes the Oceans 11 movies and one by one enlists a team via a corny montage to go to Europe. Matt Damon is recruited as his eye candy and some older, more decrepit but expendable faces become the team of American, British and French art lovers.

    Nailed it.

Cate Blanchett is seen as a French woman who is working for the Nazis, her finer moment was when she was told to fetch a champagne glass for one of the Nazis and when she gets it she spits into it then offers it to another gurl to spit into ..... cut to scene of Nazi enjoying his champagne unawares. 

Blanchett is perfect as usual with a thin layer of civility hiding her anger and contempt of the art stealing Nazis. Hitler is losing the war but thinks he can still have a really good museum if he puts his mind to it..... maybe an amusement park with a water slide too. 

She has to trust someone if she is ever going to have the works of art returned to France but with the Nazis and the Russians stealing everything who can she trust? 

The eye candy is sent in to get her trust so he can find out where the Nazis might have hidden the art. A good line is when Damon says, "If it wasn't for us you'd be speaking German" Blanchett replies, "No, I'd be dead but still speaking French."

Not enough to save the movie though, what a slow paced, boring, indulgent piece of shit and Old Knudsen likes Clooney, Damon and Blanchett. 

Clooney's make up was just weird, his face was all Caucasian flesh coloured with his makeup quite heavy yet his forehead was the usual brown and leather like. He isn't aging on screen very well as they keep getting him at the most unflattering angles in his recent movies.

They did the obligatory standing on a mine scene but it was Damon standing on it, would they really blow up Matt fucking Damon?    

 The real monuments men looking a lot more able than those in the movie.

Only the Brit and the Frog gets killed .... like I said, expendable. The older gentlemen who we are to believe went through boot camp play their military service for laughs as they dander around clueless as if they are in their garden rather than a cuntry at war.  John Goodman is too fat for war and looks like a walking heart attack, Bob Balaban is too old and frail for war as is Bill Murray, all three are in their 60's but seem a lot older. 

Life is too short for this movie, I gave up caring if any art got returned. Clooney is asked if a Madonna statue was worth the life of the soldier who died (in a really stupid way) trying and save it, Clooney said that the soldier would have thought so .....  me? I'd say no but a Cher statue would be.

Did Clooney kill off his people in stupid pointless ways to illustrate how terrible war is? maybe they just weren't famous enough to live. 

Five million pieces of art were rescued at the end of the movie, I didn't stay to watch the end as I felt as if I had personally spent a year of my life watching this slow paced film with it's phoned in wooden acting. 

        

Thank You For Serving

Did you know that singer James Blunt was in the British army? Blunt was a captain in the Household Cavalry and served in Canada, Kosovo and stood guard over the dead Queen mother as she lay in state.... nobody dared steal her with Blunt on the job. 

American General Wesley Clark ordered Blunt's unit to attack some Russians at a strategically placed airport but he refused, he was backed up by British General Mike Jackson who said he wasn't going to start world war III. They ended up surrounding the airport until the Russians ran out of food and then the Russians decided it might be nice to share the airport.

Other stars have been in the military that you might be unaware of.

Justin Bieber was in the Canadian Special Incident Tactical Response Hair Unit and has served 3 tours of  Iraq before he had a breakdown with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) now as part of his therapy he traumatizes others with his music.

Katie Holmes is a trained sniper having 87 kills under her belt. She was dishonorable discharged when the ears of her targets were found in her locker, then she married Tom Cruise ..... makes total sense now.

George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Don Cheadle never enlisted. They used their celeb status to drive around looking like soldiers and shooting up villages for fun.

Rhianna was never in the military but plenty of the military have been in her. The Umbrella song was originally called Groundsheet which was her military nickname. 
 

Burt Reynolds served during the 1980's but doesn't like to talk about it.

Sunday Service

Its Sunday and who gives a fuck what I post on a Sunday? You should be at church or something.
I'm sick of the Hollywood elite, look at George Clooney here, who are you to judge? she is just sitting there looking fucking ugly as the sign describes and a bit creepy. Its not like you are so attractive Mr Clooney, its not like you have warm dark eyes with a glint of mischievousness and a dazzling smile that makes everyone who sees it feel so special. How dare you Clooney!!!! I hate the way you treat people after you have yer pleasure with them you treat them like hoors when you tuck taxi fare into their gunties and shove them out of yer Hollywood home, I hate you I hate you.

Call me............


Caroline Kennedy ended her bid for a senate seat. Isn't it funny she did so just after I slagged her off on this blog? Yet again Old Knudsen and his influence shines. Rumfeld has kept his head doon since I got him fired do not make me angry for you will not like me when I'm angry ....... or happy.


For the sake of this part I shall give the fella a fake name. lets call him 'The Trall' In the Obituaries in the paper it gave some details about a dead bloke as Obits very often do. It said: 'He also enjoyed cooking and riding horses' I hope he didn't do both at the same time. Napoleon's troops sliced frozen bits off their horses as they rode them but to get a pot to boil on a moving horse seems very difficult.

They didn't mention the Trall's love of reality shows as that sounded a little bit too ghey.


Casey Anthony is the 22 year-old scumbag from ....................... Florida of course! who killed her 3 year-old daughter. She did the whole missing gurl act but no as soon as the police saw her doing this sad white gurl gang sign pose in a picture they knew she was guilty. Rot in hell you dirty hoor.


The best fisherman in the world is just a little bit too good, he says, "I'm sick of eating fish, fish for breakfast, lunch and dinner. My wife wanted some oral sex and I could only do it by smothering her stench trench in tartar sass I'm sick of it".

Old Knudsen asks the question: "Where is yer Cod now Fisherman?"



The reason I have an adult content warning on my blog is in solidarity to my blogging colleague MJ (Click , no wait I'm too lazy to do links as you are too lazy to click on my blogroll) She was oppressed by the man, professor Google himself so I changed my own settings to show the man we love adult content buttons. The joke is on you sad sack cos we is the cool kids now!

We flaunt our adult content of oh no naked bodies and oh no rude words and oh no non-politically
correct ideas.................... Hitler had the right idea no not the one about the bacteria of a Bavarian peasant's poo taken in tablet form for his stomach I mean the breathing rooms.

You won't get posts like this on soft blogs. I'm hard and I'm tough too.


To leave you with the words of film star Carole lombard who was the first US civilian casuality of WWII when she talked about her ex husband Clark Gable.

"If Clark had one inch less, he'd be the queen of Hollywood instead of the King."


Snap! Mr Gable


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If The Cap Fits

Honourary Bitter Balls George Clooney finally came out of the closet to tell the world of his love for me, Old Knudsen. Its an honest pure kind of love so I don't want to hear about yer jealously.
He wore the cap impregnated with my DNA and spoke of how he loves to pop the pimples on my back but won't lance the boils. About the time at his home on lake Perry Como in Italy when we giggled on expensive wine and talked of many things and fell asleep spooning together under the stars.

Its not ghey so stow that talk its man love and can only make the world a better place, now if he would only give me a poke at his weemen friends that might be nice. Before you cunts go asking inappropriate things and condemning his brave move I'm a taker not a giver and hes hung like a soft bristled toothbrush.

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The Weeping Sore Of The World

I always like to start off a post hot!

Oprah had went to schools in America and talked to the black kids there. She asked them what they wanted in life and they answered things like iPods and X-boxes whatever they are. She then went to Africa and asked those kids the same thing and they wanted frivolous things like food on the table, education and to become doctors and airline pilots she then opened up a school in South Africa.

I don't like Africa. There I said it. Stone-age values with AK-47s whatever civilisation there was got the fuck out and stayed out, just like the middle east and Ireland.

AK47s shocking pink and flip flops.

George Clooney looking all gorgeous and rugged talking about how if you ignore the problems it won't just go away, well I think it will if we stop feeding them.

What happens when we give aid to the poor countries of Africa? We feed them and they make more Africans also the current dictator lines his pockets.

What a cute wee killer, thats his life and no matter how many bleeding heart stories the BBC tell no one will do anything because there is not much to do.

I say stop feeding the fuckers and only deal with the 5% of Africa that is semi civilised and has something to offer us . Its harsh and it leaves many to their fate of probable doom but they have that anyway, its not like the Yanks are going to go in there without the lure of oil. The only way to get the Yanks into Africa is for the Chinese and their ever growing needs and military to take an interest in the continent as they have been doing.

People are always calling for the Yanks to go here and there and when they go somwhere its branded as imperialism and now get the fuck out.

Remember Mogadishu in 1993? or Black hawk doon to you know nothings. Well this is a Somali soldier in 2007 getting dragged through the streets. Not much changes in that shit-hole of a place.

Fuck Live Aid and all the rest, let them kill themselves off with aids and stupidity why should we spend millions and billions when our own countries need it ? Sort yerselves out, start acting the white man and then we'll talk.

Until then kill, rape and burn people alive in churches because the west doesn't care that much going by the response Dafur, Zimbabwe or Kenya gets just throw in some money so they can't complain.

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George Clooney , Oscar winner, Honorary bitter balls and former Batman was involved in a auto accident when the motorcycle he was riding was hit by the car of a careless driver who doesn't appreciate the talent or beauty of the Clooney and will get punched on the back of the head if I see them in the street.

George broke his rib and suffered road rash but his face is ok, his female companion broke her, ah who cares? I repeat George's face was not damaged.

Just Pose For The Tourists Ya Cunts.

150 years of bad treatment from the whiteman and now they can't even get drunk, might as well off yerselves.

Australia is to ban alcohol and pornography in Aboriginal areas in the Northern Territory in a bid to curb child sex abuse. A report found evidence of abuse in each of the territory's 45 communities. High levels of alcohol and poverty for the situation.

Well that's what happens with people who have no future, they start to self destruct. It reminds me of 100 years ago with the Native Americans before the books made it cool to be an Injun and they got their casinos.

The lefties have already shouted, "racism or fascism" and will no doubt run alcohol up to them for a profit or to protect their rights, these are the same morons that shout "racial profiling" when the peelers question Muslims or Black people. If they weren't the biggest cause of plane to building murders and crime levels they should be left alone but driving a stolen car high on meth, I don't care if yer green, yer going doon lad its common sense.
I have drawn up my own measures to ensure fairness, you'll get no racism on this Blog.

To protect Johnny black fella from diabetes and the urge to steal cars and beat his wife we will ban him from BBQ chicken and malt liquor .

To help Muslims live in the West without persecution I suggest we get rid of those silly robes they wear and put them into camps and make them Protestant, they'll be so happy to have a sensible religion, and once they taste bacon it'll make up for them never being able to get into Heaven.

Cuff Links, Asians whatever will have their cars and bad cigarettes taken from them and I'm sure modern medicine can do something about those eyes.

Poles and Irish will get make overs so they don't look like time travelers from the 80's.

The Germans will have their children taken away to put a stop to any future wars and because Germans are all Pedos if you go by the shite meter searches.

Latinos and Eyeties will be degreased and given counseling to explain why siblings aren't fair game for a shag.

The Africans, I hate to see the Hollywood celebrities close to tears when they talk about Dafur or the Congo (who the fuck is DR Congo?) so to save George and Angelina the pain we'll just seal up the cuntry and nuke it, that's yer aids and immigration problem well solved .

So Darkies, you aren't so special yer just easier to shove around, well I'm off to look at some porn and have a drink and wogs observe, its grown weemen, not children I'll be thinking about, well maybe George Clooney too.