Saturday, 29 September 2007

The Nazi Next Door


Not much got past Mr Gasch, he suspected that one of his neighbours was a Nazi but was glad to have someone around with something in common with him.

Nathan Gasch an Auschwitz survivor saw a picture of his new neighbour Martin Hartmann in a SS uniform when Hartmann first moved into the retirement complex four years ago but he didn't say anything, he figured 'bygones'

Imagine going through all that shit only to find that decades later a camp guard moves in next door in sunny Arizona (the incest state to give it it's official title)

The justice department were hot on Hartmann's trail and after investigating him for 2 years expelled him stripping him of his US citizenship and sending him back to the fadderland, the worse part for Hartmann is that David Hasselhoff is even bigger over there.

During World War II Hartmann was a member of the SS Death's Head Guard at Schsenhausen concentration camp where thousands were tortured, experimented upon and killed.
Hartmann's wife Ellen says he couldn't have known about the true nature of the camp but last month Hartmann admitted to personally having persecuted the Jews and would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for dem pesky kids.

When I hunted to extinction the giants of Patagonia I didn't put up pictures of myself posing with the bodies nor did I have them stuffed and mounted (well maybe mounted) so I suspect that Hartmann was well proud of his past to have a photo of him in SS uniform up in his hoose, the master race are a bit dim witted sometimes, no wonder they lost twice!

Gasch (which sounds like a slow leak) had been to Schsenhausen camp but not at the same time as Hartmann.

Well done Yanks, hes been in America since 1955 and a citizen since 1961 what gave him away the goose stepping? it shows you that you can goose step from yer past but it always has a habit of finding you and deporting you for being a murdering Nazi, let that be a lesson to you all.



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17 comments:

Jenny said...

Well, in our "defense", we have a really BIG place to hide.

Not buying it? Yeah, either am I.

Ms. Kimba said...

uhm...
your welcome?

Old Knudsen said...

Have I told you ladies thanks for bailing us out in WWII? nah I didn't think I had, ah well.

Anonymous said...

American oil saved the british puppy twice in the last century. That is right.

Old Knudsen said...

Its like accepting a favour from a mafia boss, he always comes back for a favour himself......see Iraq.

Jenny said...

Yeah, and like the Mafia, we tend to over charge on the "interest" too.

Old Knudsen said...

When you invite the Devil or the Great Satan in thats what you get. Better than some others out there still.

savannah said...

we're poor little sheep who've lost our way...

M@ said...

I'm reading a Kurt Vonnegut Novel, Mother Night, about a fictitious Nazi hunt.

Interesting. I am 1/4 Nazi, by birth.

Anonymous said...

"I'm going to make you an offer you cannot refuse." We let an Italian character say the line, but it's an American made movie nonetheless.

We always come back to collect...

-P

Old Knudsen said...

savannah you've lost some nazis too by the looks of things.

matt those fictitious Nazis are the worse, no wait I mean facetious Nazis.

Ms Blue I think the amount of US bases all over the world is a testiment to that.

Captain Smack said...

I thought Alabama was the incest state...

Anonymous said...

No one is nationalsozialist by birth.

Old Knudsen said...

Captain smack its a common title in the US.

mago ah the bad habits and ideas we pick up along the way.

Anonymous said...

You're born the way you are?

Old Knudsen said...

You change and constantly do from the time yer born, environment and genetics play their parts.

I do rely on the chip on yer shoulder when I write Nazi posts, what would I do without you?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you need me. Chip on my shoulder? We have the bloodgroup under the arm.