Adams grapples with a Knudsenite sans cap.
Fighting erupted in South Belfast's lower Ormeau road today. The annual pilgrimage to the former home of Old Knudsen which is marked by the plaque "Old Knudsen shat here" was marred by protests from bitter Taigs and angry Fenians who claim that Old Knudsen's recent posts on the run up to St Patrick's day have been racist and hateful and make the Irish out to be 4th class citizens (the Welsh are above them) who are a bit thick or 'tick' as they would pronounce it.
Gerry Adams the Sinn Fein leader gathered his usual gang from all over Belfast to protest on the Ormeau road. They held up signs that said "flag the hater" and "lower the price on beer". The peaceful protest soon escalated into violence when one of the Knudsenites (all of whom wear flat caps and old man masks and carry fake wooden legs) shouted to the crowd " if ya don't like it click next blog ya stupid Bogtrotters " to this Gerry Adams angrily shouted, "suck my Fenian cock" and charged at the police line that separated the two groups.
The pilgrimage commission will meet on July the 14th to discuss the route the Knudsenites take when they step off the bus and cross the road to the abandoned blocked up hoose to celebrate the greatest Blogger of all time.
Old Knudsen commented earlier "why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?" it seems he just got a refill on his medication.
Gerry Adams the Sinn Fein leader gathered his usual gang from all over Belfast to protest on the Ormeau road. They held up signs that said "flag the hater" and "lower the price on beer". The peaceful protest soon escalated into violence when one of the Knudsenites (all of whom wear flat caps and old man masks and carry fake wooden legs) shouted to the crowd " if ya don't like it click next blog ya stupid Bogtrotters " to this Gerry Adams angrily shouted, "suck my Fenian cock" and charged at the police line that separated the two groups.
The pilgrimage commission will meet on July the 14th to discuss the route the Knudsenites take when they step off the bus and cross the road to the abandoned blocked up hoose to celebrate the greatest Blogger of all time.
Old Knudsen commented earlier "why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?" it seems he just got a refill on his medication.
I suspect the Fenians are using ringers.
Tune in for more alcohol fueled hate tomorrow on St Paddy's day when Old Knudsen asks the question, "Was that St Patrick fella a cunt or what?"
7 comments:
Death to the hater, seems pretty hateful to me...
Here I stand head bowed in my full Knudsenite Regalia. God speed the Pilgrimage Commission.
oh holy mother of god and all the blessed saints and rosary beads.
Do you ever misshear lyrics?You know, like i always thought Bowie said "you cant afford to picket." which would have been a perfect Comment here!
However, My Slavic Ears let me down again, as i checked the web and wot he really sang was ...Oh dont lean on me man, cause you cant afford the ticket.....
Bugger,beejezuss, etc etc
pickled Olives In my book hate should be a 4-letter word.
ellie I bet you look very hot looking like me.
grumpy old Man everytime those words are uttered an angel gets its wings torn off.
tony lucky you have Scottish blood, a Slav isn't equiped evolutionary wise to understand anything Bowie sings.
Mr the Robber you must really really hate them.I'd hate to run a campaign with you but the tribalism must be upheld.
I worship at the altar of yer wooden leg and eyes of blue.
I feel so close to you.
MJ that bit was just for you of course.
Gaijin Gurl just keep wearing the cap and you'll be right.
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