You have physically and mentally retarded people and yer general dipshit type people but I think that God's funniest joke in a world that prizes beauty over brains is the creation of twins that are ugly as fuck. Not just one that fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch but two and they look at each other / themselves all day, hey I'm no Alan Ladd as I'm taller for a start and didn't kill myself with alcohol and sedatives aged 50 but I can rightly say who is a minger and who is not. It says in the Bible, "judge before ye be judged thyself" yes I'm so shallow and like to laugh at the expense of others but hey that's me.
Wednesday 21 March 2007
A Random Musing.
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And you're gorgeous in a kind of craggy way.
Jesus, I haven't seen my cousins in years. How the fuck are they? I mean, besides inbred and Okies. That one I knew already.
You're wrong about the bible quote knudsen. It says "Judge others and stone them to death before they can judge you".
I don't know - they've got good bone structure and with a bit of dental work and a spruce up could be v. passable.
Are they Canadian?
My sisters are twins, true freaks from the gene pool. Being born 5 years before me,they got all the best bits, I got what was left.
I'm not bitter.
Where do I find these stones that the bible talks of?
It's a total crime.
I just pray that, in addition to their plight as you see it, they do not read this.
Aren't those Frobi's sisters?
I want to see them lez out.
Aw Knudsen, man, it's like kicking puppies. These girls are fine. With a little dental work, which they'll probably get, they would have terrific smiles. They've got nice figures too. Give them a chance to get past those years when God has decreed we shall all look our absolute gawkiest. I look back at class photos and even the people I thought looked fine at the time were flippin' travesties compared to even just a year later. Every last one of us had that same eager vulnerable look these girls have. God help us if we'd heard someone criticise our looks back then. It would've stayed with us forever.
dive yes I am.
fat sparrow inbreeding, that explains a lot.
kav you may be right they were always getting stoned in the bible.
Mr Frobisher they have a Canadian way about them, I think it would take a lot more than dental work before I put my love pump near these two.
ellie don't worry, you got some good bits too.
(I said BITS)
pickled olives
God is a sadist.
lynn lets hope they don't cum back 10 years from now as babes to teach me a lesson.
MJ no I think they're just Canadians.
matt I've never seen the attraction to leezers but the thought of these two doing it makes me hot.
No wait my foot was just too close to the heater.
sam problem-child-bride
Are you busting me for being a bad boy? oh dear, whats wrong with kicking puppies? well the ugly ones at least. Blame God not me, he made me evil and twisted and them ugly.
Yeah, a little dental work, some contact lenses and some bangs (fringe for you brits) these girls are passable. The one on the right could do herself a favor by not flashing that Spock thing. Ugly is one thing, but Trekkies need to be wiped out.
Aw, Knuds I'm not busting your balls, old pal. I know that God gave you bitter ones and the chutzpah to say stuff others wouldn't. I just looked at these girls eager smiles and open faces and it seemed a shame to rag on them for their teeth.
Those two are in dire need of:
Suntan
Orthodontia
Rhinoplasty
Beauty is only skin deep anyway....or not at all in this case.
no man I know masturbates to the Encyclopaedia Brittanica
Nice ta meet ya though I prefer Roget's super Thesaurus, all those different words, oops gotta go now.
The one on the right looks just like my type. Do you have her number to give so I can call her?
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