I think people wake up everyday and say "how can I annoy Old Knudsen today?" The picture above is of the baby Polar Bear King Knut. It was born in a German Zoo, it's twin died and little Knut was rejected by its mummy, are ya crying yet? ya hard heartless bastards.
I am no fan of Zoos, to me they are like places where you put animals in cages and people pay to watch them or something like that. I do like Polar Bears though, with all that muscle their meat is quite lean with a salty flavour to it, not bad, also they look lovely and cuddly right up to the moment where they dismember you.
Some animal rights activist called for King Knut to be clubbed to death as it would now be dependent on humans and what kind of life is that? Well its bad when the Germans that ran the Zoo said "nein ve cannot do it Vuck off " I mean the Germans love to kill things, they'd bugger it first no doubt, a sick people.
I now call on everyone that knows an animal rights activist to club them to death as what kind of life are they having among us humans? they are dependent on humans for their Dole money (Welfare) and other funding as its not like dirty hippies to do a drop of work, too busy crying about the seals that go out clubbing. Go on people, its for their own good, get me a body count of love.
Sunday 25 March 2007
Body Count Of Love.
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I do remember the pizzly. A cuddly beast if every I saw one.
I had the honour of being one of the last people to see the Polar Bear at the LA Zoo before they euthanized it. I remember thinking it didn't look to healthy but put it down to the diet and the fact that Polar Bears do not live in LA. They do not care for the climate or the Mexicans. They also haev better football teams in the Arctic.
Polar bears cannot take all that hot food either or the polka music.
Please don't mention polka music. I am trying to give it up.
Polka music's a filthy habit, Eddie. Get help man.
I remember the Polar Bear at Chessington Zoo - poor fucker just paced back and forth, obviously driven competely mad by boredom. Very sad
What do polar bears like to eat when it's cold?
A "brrr"-"grrr"!
Sorry!
*Walks away, head hung in shame*
Mr K
I once read a most informative book about polar bears, but it was a long time ago, so forgive me if I am a bit hazy on the detail.
Their chief prey is the ringed seal, which sleeps on the ice. It seems that the average sleep-period of the ringed seal, the time it spends actually sleeping, before awaking with a terrorized start, is eight seconds.
It also seems that one way to scare off a prowling polar bear is to moon it. This tactic was adopted by an unarmed scientist who, in answering the call of nature behind an outcrop, was surprised at an inopportune moment.
Store this latter information away: you never know when you might need it.
Not as much as an eye blinking stopper of a tear from me but Donovan's Celia, (well she knows just how) she hates seal clubbing. The floor gets messed up and you can say good bye to your hand bag as it floats away.
I've got your back on those dirty hippy animal rights activists! The self-righteous bastards try to control nature and extinctions. The vanity!
Eddie, I'll always enable your polka additiction.
This baby seal walks into a club...
I've felt differently about the krouts since discovering my ethnic heritage--half Anglo and half Aryan (Irish and German).
But I do agree with you. They would totally bugger it before they killed it and maybe for a bit afterwards. That's how they roll.
the mighty polar bear!
reduced in these latter days to a haunter of dumpsites and a despiser of ethnic european dance.
I can't get over the whole brown people liking Polka anymore than letting the Germans who hated them train their armies, the Germans are such losers.
Mr Frobisher it needed some human love and someone to maul when they least expect it. Ellie, I used to love you but after that joke i'm not so sure.
Mr Warmington, when I moon I have that effect on many.
Paddy it must be hard to dance will all the blood, oh the inhumanity.
Fresh Hell, just back in time to whack some hippies, ever watch the film 'The Beach'? that shows their true nature.
Mr The Robber, I understand this line is an OCD thing with you when confronted with seals, I'm sure you can get help somewhere.
Matt, Irish and German, not got much going for you, one minute you want to run the show, the next you want to stay out of it and drink, all the while sneaking around behind the scenes.
Awwww. He's a chip of the old block!
You want a body count of love? Are you coming on to me?
D.C. Warmington said -- "It also seems that one way to scare off a prowling polar bear is to moon it. This tactic was adopted by an unarmed scientist who, in answering the call of nature behind an outcrop, was surprised at an inopportune moment."
Um, that may have just been the smell. Or maybe that scientist just had a particularly ugly arse. You have to be careful inferring causation on those scientific studies, you know.
adjil he'd go well with chips thats for sure.
awaiting maybe so but I'm a gentleman and would wipe it off after.
fat sparrow I actually read a study that Polar Bears are afraid of saggy flat white boy ass and who isn't?
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