There is a town in Austria called Fucking and they get really fucked off sometimes because people keep stealing the signs, sure it may seem like a lark at the time until you wake up the next day with a massive hangover a Fucking sign sticking out of yer 50 inch TV and covered in the blood of the hooker that's in various states of dismemberment around yer hoose, c'mon you've been there, not really a story to tell friends when they ask why can't they watch the match on yer TV. Never mind the Football (soccer if your'e a cunt) I have a sign with a rude word on it ::::giggle giggle::::


My eye sight isn't the best at times and me glasses have been stolen by Slavs (probably, no proof as of yet) so I sit an inch away from the screen and type what I think it shows, I'm pretty sure I get it but no, sometimes Blogger feels sorry for me and after a tough one I get an idiots one, this grey speckled one here was a real cunt. I believe they sometimes make up letters by sticking two letters together.
5 comments:
Totally with you on this one, Old Man.
Ame (and everbody else who uses it), please have some consideration for us old folks with our rheumy eyes and turn this stupid thing off.
Would you come over and shave my back when you're finished here?
dive those Slavs got yer glasses too? something must be done.
MJ I'll be over with the lawn mower in a minute.
5ewqh? javwlk -- sde oaqzdgh!
Ka-chow!
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