JESUS WAS IRISH
1. He lived at home until he was thirty.
2. Just before he died, he went out drinking with his buddies.
3. His mother thought he was God.
4. He thought his mother was a virgin.
Everyone knows Jesus McChrist was Scottish, not only can ya tell by the name but if he was Irish his eyes would be closer together and he'd be dressed in a shell suit.
1. He lived at home until he was thirty.
2. Just before he died, he went out drinking with his buddies.
3. His mother thought he was God.
4. He thought his mother was a virgin.
Everyone knows Jesus McChrist was Scottish, not only can ya tell by the name but if he was Irish his eyes would be closer together and he'd be dressed in a shell suit.
9 comments:
On points 1 and 4 I think my son is the second coming of the Lord.
Scottish? Then why did he fuck the usurer's out of the temple instead of charging them exorbitant rent?
Got a great batch of XTC yesterday. I'm on a roll today.I was up bright and early got all my laundry and house cleaning done rapid
I know the guy in that picture! I used to buy pot from him.
ellie # 4? I'm more inclined to believe this blog.
paddy you're a good advert for against drugs.
Jesus wasn't born in Ireland or Scotland because they couldn't find three wise men or one virgin.
That wasn't a very nice thing to say to Paddy.
Anyway, what do you think of my comment?
I'm nicking that for the St. Paddy's Party I'm going to tomorrow. We have to take a limerick but this is better.
Will you be wanting royalties on it, Knood?
I stole it myself, don't tell anyone.
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