Hey Blair! don't be such a pussy. Just go in and take them, remember when the Camel Jockeys captured Jessica Simpson and we sent in a team to rescue her? just drop a few nukes on them and say "woops we mistook Iran for Iraq again our bad" and even if they fire off the hidden rusty nukes that they bought from Russia those Sandsavages don't have GPS so they'll most likely hit France and who cares?
Being King means you can do anything.
Update from the UN ......... Getting tough on Iran
"No really it would be awfully nice if you could immediately no sorry I didn't mean to sound aggressive what I meant to say if you could see your way to releasing the sailors if its no trouble that would be super, thanks, maybe we'll do lunch some time?"
Thursday, 29 March 2007
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According to the BBC Russia, China, Indonesia and Quatar "baulked" at the use of the word "deplorable." Russia suggested instead issuing a statement confirming the security council is "taking note" of the situation.
I'm not sure Iran can survive this kind of pressure.
They should've left it to us: Ah, come on now lads, sure, ye may as well shtop that like.
That picture made me snort like a young chimp here at work.
Kieran Ever since I saw UN troops wearing sky blue targets on their heads and not being allowed to fire back incase they offended someone I've not been very impressed, the UN is like a janitor,who cares what they think? just leave them to clean up the mess.
Kav terrible and you being a parent too, poor Bush has to get his brains somehow.
Britain seems all alone on the far side of the big puddle in the playground. Even the US seems to be staring at its shoelaces and keeping quieter than it ought on this one. Nobody wants to play on our side. Maybe we shouldn't have rubbed sand in young Abu's face that time.
Still, Russia and China are arseholes.
Its hard to see where all this will go. It's scary.
Theres a reason they grabbed Brits than Yanks we are smaller and more civilised, they've done this before and let them go so maybe thats what they are hoping they'll do again, all the while I'm sure Britain and America are quietly moving ships and subs to that area. My Wankers gallery agrees about Russia, China is so close to joining it.
To quote John Oliver on last nights 'Daily Show' while sipping tea from a china cup, "Iran, we will fuck you up."
Bastards.
[great picture] +
"Poor Bush has to get his brains somehow." =
Too. Damned. Funny.
[doubled over in silent laughter]
The situation, however, is not. And likely to get uglier. Agree about the ships/subs thing tho.
Caption for the photo:
"Tastes great, *AND* is less filling!"
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