Fancy a chinky? for all you single and dating weemen out there maybe you should try China. (as long as you don't mind penis size according to recent news stories) because of the 1 child per family rule the Chins have, males will out number the females by 30 million by the year 2020.
I won't get into the whole abort the female babies issue which is similar to India as its their choice, and we don't do hard hitting news stories here, its not Fox you know, it does show you how much weemen are valued in those cultures. So ladies, if you don't mind the smell of sweet 'n' sour and yer husband looking like everyone else theres a slow boat of love about to depart.
I won't get into the whole abort the female babies issue which is similar to India as its their choice, and we don't do hard hitting news stories here, its not Fox you know, it does show you how much weemen are valued in those cultures. So ladies, if you don't mind the smell of sweet 'n' sour and yer husband looking like everyone else theres a slow boat of love about to depart.
17 comments:
That's really strange. I can go for months, years without mentioning the male member but on Hoss's site I misspelt it (penus), rectified it and then mentioned it on Sam's site, clicked on yours and voila. Well it seems strange to me!
Er.. no thanks Old K, I'll definitely be passing on this one. Eeeuuuwww. I'd rather settle down with you and your speedos and filthy mind, Old K.
Ah........There Hangs a Tail....................
Yeah, you would have thought that some parents could have been paid to have a girl or something. I feel terrible for all those lonely boys.
Before long the ancient chinese tradition of knocking the shit out of the wife for burning the rice will be lost forever. Which brings up a 2nd point. Who's gonna cook the rice?
comment deleted fuck you and yer free speech.
pi we have circled around each other for a while, I am very fond of my lad and so will memtion such things a lot.
lynn I shall put you in the raffle for it.
tony a tail, I don't like to brag, you'll see more cuming up soon.
sassy sundry gurls are expensive and don't earn the money, once you get past the Danube you have nothing but savages.
Mr waring Uncle Ben?
Oh dear i thought i may have been selected by you, rather than merely thrown into a common old raffle. Sniff.
You'd understand if you knew how many offers I get per day.
I read an article about them pole dancers having tiny tadgers, so if you don't like noodles, why not try a curry?
What about a nice beef stew?
I always lose track of what i'm saying when I talk to you.
Do they indeed. No wonder you get so many offers. Therefore, grudgingly i do understand. (raffle indeed... grr)
What's a Sass N Ach? ;)
Nature amazingly compensated for the loss of all the young lads in WWs I and II by producing more boys in the immediate few years following. How did it know? I mean working on a fertilization to fertilization basis. Will nature pull of something equally amazing in China and India? Will more gay men be born? Will they be made through lack of available females, any port in a storm and all that? Or will Nature compensate by flooding the market with female embryos until everyone just loses the stomach for widespread female abortion or infanticide? (A lot of rural communities have no access to ultrasounds and don't know what they're having 'til they have it and then are left with a grim visit to the last house in the lane.)
How does this all work, this natural balancing of the sexes thing? How the hell did Mama Nature know she had to make up for mid-twentieth century male losses? Did she subscribe to The Times at the time or something? How'd she pull it off?
'Scuse garbling - just a tad over-served over here.
ame Its a derogatory term for an Englishman, it comes from them being Saxons.
sam problem-child-bride its a medical fact that the older the woman the more chance she is to have a male and with most of the young men dead I'm sure the older weemen made sure they got what was left, you know what weemen are like, sex mad the lot of them. That was funny about the ghey explosion though, nature finds a way I learnt that from Jurassic Park .
As men are the cause of wars usually China and India will have a surplus, something to think about.
I'll GO!
You go gurl!
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