Old Knudsen said to the Foot Eater, " go fist yerself ya sheep diddling tagnut, what do you stuff bodies with anyway, sage and onion?"
To the person from Texas who searched for, "is it legal for Teachers to keep my balls".
Please tell this to an adult these sexual predators must be stopped . hahahahaha
I checked my shite meter today and saw I had a lot of visitors, maybe another post of mine hit a nerve like the Johnny Adair one, so exciting people want to read me, well deserved fame at last.
I knew I was better than all those other cunts.
About 30 people from India searched for "Gandhi pole dance" .
Ok Indians lay off the peace pipe smoking for a bit, ingrates .
Update
Thanks to the comments in this post I now hold the #1 and #2 search positions for Gandhi pole dance.
I don't know about being a pole dancer but I do know he was a randy old bugger that used his pole quite a bit. Thats another 11 or so more searches so far.
Please tell this to an adult these sexual predators must be stopped . hahahahaha
I checked my shite meter today and saw I had a lot of visitors, maybe another post of mine hit a nerve like the Johnny Adair one, so exciting people want to read me, well deserved fame at last.
I knew I was better than all those other cunts.
About 30 people from India searched for "Gandhi pole dance" .
Ok Indians lay off the peace pipe smoking for a bit, ingrates .
Update
Thanks to the comments in this post I now hold the #1 and #2 search positions for Gandhi pole dance.
I don't know about being a pole dancer but I do know he was a randy old bugger that used his pole quite a bit. Thats another 11 or so more searches so far.
22 comments:
Thank you, Knudsen.
I had someone looking for something called "kinky tacky." I'm not sure what that is. I have to admit I'm intrigued.
The funniest searches on my site meter were:
Candida Infested Feet, and
Sniffing Grandma's Panties
OK OBB...You GUYS! I NEED ONE...what's all this about a search meter and moreimportantlyhowdoiGETone????
ME!
;)
I avoid counters and search meters on my site. Of course, I am as neurotic as Woody Allen’s lesbian great-aunt.
Knowing how many readers I have and where they are coming from would make me too nervous to blog. Just one of my many inhibitions.
Actually, that IS legal in Texas.
And I think Gandhi Pole Dance calls for your skills with Photoshop, Old Man.
lynn never mind my bed time the rest of the Brits are up far too early today and you're welcome?
sassy sundry I still have to find out what fake old man balls are.
ame I believe if you click on the site meter at the bottom it will let you sign up and take you through it, the basic meter is free, I did mine by shear luck, no really I'm a troglodyte .
too lively its an experiment in character, I tell myself it doesn't matter who reads or how many I'm doing it for me.
dive I hear bumsex isn't legal there, I'm staying the hell away.
babsbitchin I shout for joy when I get a german or a Slav that doesn't search for pedo or hot midget.
The search for Sniffing Grandma's Panties was Mrs.Waring. The Ludovic Treatment isn't working.
I sensed summat was afoot, my genital wart started itching...
Is that where I got that from?
Gandhi was Polish?
I knew it!
I too bring Peace& Joy in My Jeans.........
Is everyone not Polish? loved the pic of yer da.
he had a fine pair of legs........(legs run in my family.as do noses & bowels)
i was only going to give you two examples of my search result faves, but there are quite a few:
'women injecting saline into mens balls to explode their stories'
'fried scrotums'
'knicker sniffing addictions'
'girl, smell my feet, sneakers, socks'
'my face was marred by a car in the harbour after I fell on a star and ate somethin'
and my personal fave is that soooo many people come to my site after searching for 'super combat girl'.
bite me.
Perhaps they're searching for Indira Gandhi, not Mahatma. Not that it's any better as a visual, mind you.
erm... just want to say there seem to be two lynns. The sniffing grandmas panties comment is not me (this is Cheltenham DP speaking lol!)
um... not that there was.. anything .... wrong ... with that ... comment, i'm sure lots of people... well er. um... it's just not ... me or my comment!
tony I come from a family of weepers.
gijin gurl bite you? careful what you wish for.
fat sparrow its all bad.
lynn UK crap with yer avatar going missing and all I got you mixed up with Lynn US, I will berate myself severely, sorry both Lynns, imagine there being two lynns, must be clones.
No worries Old K! I know, what are the chances? Well anyway it was a laff wasn't it x
I locked myself in my bedroom and punished myself for an hour.
Rename yer Blog Sexy Babs just for the hell of it, I'm renaming mine the old pedo just to get a german audience.
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