Wednesday 17 January 2007

This Blog Is Shilpa Shetty Friendly.


To stick up for the United Kingdom we here at Old Bitter Balls would like to state that the overwhelming majority of the British in no way discriminate against any other race or culture no matter how strange and dirty they are. If they choose to eat with their fingers (not the hand they wipe with) and paddle in the river Ganges (soon to be renamed the river excrement) then that is their prerogative and should be respected , well at least tolerated and only slagged off not on camera for the nation to see. I mean for fuck sake Jade you chavy slapper. Luckily the British are so well liked in India.

10 comments:

Unknown said...

Hmm... interesting thoughts... Soon, there'll be a time when you guys will visit india and see for urself. Hopefully, you'll bathe in the river excrement. Oh wait, it'll change your color :(

Old Knudsen said...

Not fucking likely, I prefer my countries to have toilets:)I never visit a land that has a food posioning named after it's cities.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

lol Old K ... and so you DO watch BB. Well Sherpa seems a very ladylike dignified lady to me though she does have some strange habits. British surprise at these habits has been, as usual, interpreted into racism which is becoming so tiresome. It's a country of free speech for goodness' sake. Fact is that Jade is a horrible, uncouth bully. She's clearly (and her two minions) jealous of Sherpa's talents and intelligence and, like in the playground, has gone for the jugular. Nothing to do with race. Old K if you poured soup down the loo, ate with your fingers, cooked a whole chicken in twenty mins and served it up bloody and picked my food off my plate, well i'd be pretty horrified at you too. Luckily you have better manners.

dive said...

I've never watched Big Brother, so all I know of this is a bit in the Guardian yesterday.
I didn't bother to read it. All I needed to do was look at a photo of Shilpa Shetty and a photo of Jade Arsegravy.
I wonder if Kim Jong Il would be kind enough to test his nuclear bomb on Essex.

Fat Sparrow said...

You could at least have shown a picture of Shilpa with cleavage. It's not like there aren't any out there.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

LOL Dive. now now, children.

Fat Sparrow. Point is, she doesn't need all that does she (though she has it in leaps and bounds i agree). Now someone like Jade, cleavage shots would be a must to further her career. Why else would people look? miaow.

Eddie Waring said...

Aye, I don't know much about this but formed an opinion based on some story or other on the net that I didn't read. And if you ask me, this kind of thing more than justifies the £20 rise in telly licenses.

Fat Sparrow said...

The whole thing was completely incomprehensible to me, literally. I was watching excerpts on the BBC, and damned if Shilpa was the only one who could speak English. As for the others, I have not a clue.

Anonymous said...

Just think if Jade were Indian she'd be an untouchable

Old Knudsen said...

Ah the caste system, she is untouchable and sub-human in my books anyway.