Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love, some people call me a racist, misogynistic hateful old spoiler and I say "and? if you have a point make it and then fuck off".
Tuesday 30 January 2007
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I can't think of one because you've used up all the best lines...so I'm fucking off.
(Respect for no anti-spam letters. Get that git Bock to stop moderating his comments. He's got to be your buddy.)
I cant imagine why they would think that old knudy , its just blog envy.
They take one look at your engorged , thrusting and virile blog and get all bitter.
You are the blogging equivalent of viagra.
Gorilla bananas welcome sir,I only know of this Bock fella by reputation I will be sure to tell him the next time we discuss why Ireland should be british.
Mr beast I thought I was more ex-lax than viagra.
jagd kunst if they are really dopey I may toy with them for a while until I get bored.
No I will NOT go FUCK off...I'll just have you come sit down on the loveseat next to me OBB...and pour you a nice, relaxing cup of Earl Gray (one lump or two?) and have a nice little chat about the weather with you!
Isn't England's fine bone china just exquisite? Oh, and please do hold up your little pinky when you hold the cup! ;)
Earl Grey is minging, Nambarrie is the ONLY tea for ME.
Then Numbberries it IS! Would you like a biscuit, muffin or pie with that Nimbunny?
Ok then I'll play. I'll have a taste of yer pie.
Care for a squirt of whipped cream?
You TWO! Get a room.
Strange isn't it Old K, we weemen want only to serve you food! How strange. Still, you prefer my jaffas don't you?
Shameful picture by the way. You'd have thought she'd have carried the umbrella too.
Great cumback GF! LOL! Too funny! Yeah OBB...we only want to take care of your needs...could ya handle TWO weemen feeding you pie & Jaffas? Hmmmmmmm?
Mmm … Beer …
And while you're down there, dear …
Oh My..OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
NO DB! We do NOT want you SLEEPING amidst all this FROLICKING! ;)
I speak with the Pompatus of love when I say I'd sit right down in the middle of the street, crack open a few beers, and lighten my load before moving on.
And just yesterday I called you "a dear." You once said I had a well-hidden bad side, but I think you have a not-so-well-hidden good side, you old sweetie.
And hey, that wife could be carrying more--strap some on the back as well. What is she, lazy? And I think she's walking a little too close to her man. She ought to show more respect and keep her distance.
For that one, I'm calling you Maurice.
For that one, I'm calling you Maurice.
LOL Robyn! Quite. Why not tie a cord around her waist and she could drag at least another three crates?
... shove a broom up her bottom, she could even sweep the floor on the way.
Some people also call you a pox-addled kilt lifter.
could ya handle TWO weemen feeding you pie & Jaffas? Hmmmmmmm?
not you two weemen to be sure. AME would be bouncing around like a 12 yearold and LYNN would be asking and answering questions non-stop.
Mr Eater you didn't complain last night.
he he that made me giggle Old K. Indeed i would be. Think of all the learning we'd do between us throughout though! What fun.
Pompatus I've never believed that to be a real word.
Sassy never call me that again.
dive while you're doon there pump my scrotum to inflate my willy, you've got one of them too huh?
Yes the wife in the picture is a lazy old thing, probably doesn't even lick him clean after sex or fetch his slippers.
The title came from a search on my shite meter.
HEY! MY TURN! What would MY perfect man be like OBB? DO FILL ME IN!!!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...can he be a younger grown-up? ;) And you're RIGHT...I DO need someone who can just tell me what to do!!! Must be that need to have the protector & taker-carer-ofer thingy....THANKS OBB! You're a COOL WAD! ;)
geez I"m blushing from all this SEX talk. But do carry on.
Maurice.
Rich so do ya wanna do it or what big fella?
sassy sundry you must now reap the whirlwind.
Now THAT'S something I'd pay money to SEE! WOOHOO! ;)
LOL. Rochester from Jane Eyre? NOW you're talking, Old K. How on earth did you know. You got it in one. My favourite book, wonderful hero, tall, dark, not obviously good looking (bit like you that, Old K, that bit) with an air of authority "don't make me come after you" is still in my mind. He wouldn't run off, Old K, be sure about that. Oooh yes....i'm off.....reverie time...
Old Balls... it depends on who yyer talking about. Ame?
Hey! I thought I heard my name!?!
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