Tuesday, 30 January 2007

Cum Dippers


Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love, some people call me a racist, misogynistic hateful old spoiler and I say "and? if you have a point make it and then fuck off".

35 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I can't think of one because you've used up all the best lines...so I'm fucking off.

(Respect for no anti-spam letters. Get that git Bock to stop moderating his comments. He's got to be your buddy.)

BEAST said...

I cant imagine why they would think that old knudy , its just blog envy.
They take one look at your engorged , thrusting and virile blog and get all bitter.
You are the blogging equivalent of viagra.

Old Knudsen said...

Gorilla bananas welcome sir,I only know of this Bock fella by reputation I will be sure to tell him the next time we discuss why Ireland should be british.

Mr beast I thought I was more ex-lax than viagra.

jagd kunst if they are really dopey I may toy with them for a while until I get bored.

Ame said...

No I will NOT go FUCK off...I'll just have you come sit down on the loveseat next to me OBB...and pour you a nice, relaxing cup of Earl Gray (one lump or two?) and have a nice little chat about the weather with you!

Isn't England's fine bone china just exquisite? Oh, and please do hold up your little pinky when you hold the cup! ;)

Old Knudsen said...

Earl Grey is minging, Nambarrie is the ONLY tea for ME.

Ame said...

Then Numbberries it IS! Would you like a biscuit, muffin or pie with that Nimbunny?

Old Knudsen said...

Ok then I'll play. I'll have a taste of yer pie.

Ame said...

Care for a squirt of whipped cream?

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

You TWO! Get a room.
Strange isn't it Old K, we weemen want only to serve you food! How strange. Still, you prefer my jaffas don't you?
Shameful picture by the way. You'd have thought she'd have carried the umbrella too.

Ame said...

Great cumback GF! LOL! Too funny! Yeah OBB...we only want to take care of your needs...could ya handle TWO weemen feeding you pie & Jaffas? Hmmmmmmm?

dive said...

Mmm … Beer …
And while you're down there, dear …

Ame said...

Oh My..OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Ame said...

NO DB! We do NOT want you SLEEPING amidst all this FROLICKING! ;)

The Mistress said...

I speak with the Pompatus of love when I say I'd sit right down in the middle of the street, crack open a few beers, and lighten my load before moving on.

Scout said...

And just yesterday I called you "a dear." You once said I had a well-hidden bad side, but I think you have a not-so-well-hidden good side, you old sweetie.

And hey, that wife could be carrying more--strap some on the back as well. What is she, lazy? And I think she's walking a little too close to her man. She ought to show more respect and keep her distance.

Sassy Sundry said...

For that one, I'm calling you Maurice.

Sassy Sundry said...

For that one, I'm calling you Maurice.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

LOL Robyn! Quite. Why not tie a cord around her waist and she could drag at least another three crates?

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

... shove a broom up her bottom, she could even sweep the floor on the way.

Foot Eater said...

Some people also call you a pox-addled kilt lifter.

Old Knudsen said...

could ya handle TWO weemen feeding you pie & Jaffas? Hmmmmmmm?

not you two weemen to be sure. AME would be bouncing around like a 12 yearold and LYNN would be asking and answering questions non-stop.

Old Knudsen said...

Mr Eater you didn't complain last night.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

he he that made me giggle Old K. Indeed i would be. Think of all the learning we'd do between us throughout though! What fun.

Old Knudsen said...

Pompatus I've never believed that to be a real word.

Sassy never call me that again.

Old Knudsen said...

dive while you're doon there pump my scrotum to inflate my willy, you've got one of them too huh?

Old Knudsen said...

Yes the wife in the picture is a lazy old thing, probably doesn't even lick him clean after sex or fetch his slippers.

The title came from a search on my shite meter.

Ame said...

HEY! MY TURN! What would MY perfect man be like OBB? DO FILL ME IN!!!!!

Ame said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...can he be a younger grown-up? ;) And you're RIGHT...I DO need someone who can just tell me what to do!!! Must be that need to have the protector & taker-carer-ofer thingy....THANKS OBB! You're a COOL WAD! ;)

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

geez I"m blushing from all this SEX talk. But do carry on.

Sassy Sundry said...

Maurice.

Old Knudsen said...

Rich so do ya wanna do it or what big fella?

sassy sundry you must now reap the whirlwind.

Ame said...

Now THAT'S something I'd pay money to SEE! WOOHOO! ;)

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

LOL. Rochester from Jane Eyre? NOW you're talking, Old K. How on earth did you know. You got it in one. My favourite book, wonderful hero, tall, dark, not obviously good looking (bit like you that, Old K, that bit) with an air of authority "don't make me come after you" is still in my mind. He wouldn't run off, Old K, be sure about that. Oooh yes....i'm off.....reverie time...

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

Old Balls... it depends on who yyer talking about. Ame?

Ame said...

Hey! I thought I heard my name!?!