Saturday, 27 January 2007

For Sheltered Minds.

Everyone enjoys their own brand.

Just to clear things up as to what a dirty sanchez is, here is a short instructional public information film from that Blogger who is dying from the clap or something Fat Sparrow.

16 comments:

Ame said...

Thanks for that little ditty OBB! I'll definitely take it with me to class on Monday and show all the 5th-graders...they're all involved with their "Health" unit right now!

Old Knudsen said...

Ditty? I changed it to bring you straight to the film.

Ame said...

Gee thanks! Now my 10yo can click on it w/o having to wait! Do you hang to the left or the right OBB? Reason being, one day I took my now almost-19-year-old into the sporting goods store to buy a jockstrap and (I SWEAR!) the packages had a little "R" and "L" on it! So I assumed, as a Mom of four boys would do, that it meant "leans to the left or right"...right?

Wonder why that cute little teenaged boy clerk blushed when I asked him (merely for a "fitting" reference point) which way HE leaned?

Old Knudsen said...

The first time I heard about this was when being fitted for a dress uniform in the army, the tailor asked me how I hung and said "long loose and full of juice" , he had a good look and said "more like short tight and covered in shite". He did have a point.

dive said...

Awww.
What a lovely little movie.
That's so sweet.
It's got me feeling all romantic.
I'm off to bed with the photo from your last post.

Dr Maroon said...

Jesus Knudsen, I was working my way through Dick Headley's links on his sidebar and went on to automatic pilot when your ugly mug turned up.
After the surprise, a part of me did say "thank fuck for that."

Eddie Waring said...

I posted summat really funny and it didn't show up. Fuck it. I'm not doing it again....

Old Knudsen said...

dive cover it in plastic.

Dr Maroon why do you do that to yerself? I advise everyone to delete all their links and just have me up, it cuts out the middle crap.

Mr Waring thats a shame as you are really funny.

did you catch the sarcasm there?

Eddie Waring said...

I did. I admire and respect sarcasm. I fully endorse it. I wish the Americans were more in tune to it. I'm very much misunderstood on this side of the pond.

Old Knudsen said...

sarcasm is an art form that has to be explained constantly to the Yanks.

Ame said...

Hey I LOVE a good sarcophagus remark anyday! Can't THINK of a good one to TOSS out at ya at the moment but they're in there...theeeeeeeeeeeeeeey're IN there! ;)

Old Knudsen said...

Yeah I bet you're realllly good at making them.

Dick Headley said...

I was one of the first to link to Old Knudsen I'll have you know. Right behind Kieran and Fat Sparrow. It's been rough at times but somehow we stay together.

Old Knudsen said...

when I'm famous you can tell that to all yer friends, ah the good times when I was mean and hungry, now I'm just mean, its all a plan you see.

Dick Headley said...

I know your type Knudsen. You won't want to know us when you're famous and got your own late night show.

Old Knudsen said...

At least you won't be surprised.