The Scottish Are Revolting

Armed police were seen all throughout the common wealth games and can be seen on routine patrol in many Scottish towns including ones like Inverness which has a very low crime rate so why the need?
Northern Ireland is the only place in the UK that has an armed police force and that's because of their love of terrorism and riots. England, Scotland and Wales do have armed response teams but not on routine patrols. 

A police patrol in Glasgow.

The vote for Scottish independence will take place on the 8th September, the British government really do not want Scotland to separate from the rest of the UK as they have military bases with nuclear submarines and oil deposits at stake and have employed smear tactics and a control of broadband Internet usage, making it conveniently go out during important debates. 

While there will probably be a NO vote for independence the British government does not want to take the chance and so have armed the police. Outside of Aberdeen and Perth the government has holding camps at the ready for these yes vote dissenters to be held under the domestic terrorism act of 2003.

Over the past 2 years the police have been recruiting more from the lowlands and assigning more English to the upper ranks. The truth is out there, you just have to notice it.

 Teaching the grand kids how to dig shallow graves.

As long time readers will know, Old Knudsen is Scottish and grew up in the small towns of Frigadoon and Killamory before moving to Northern Ireland to sponge off me Belfast granny's pension, aye she's been dead for 8 years and they are still none the wiser. A yes vote for independence automatically strikes his heart as the right way to go, just to be rid of the English but too many people will vote no, out of fear to try something new. 

The Scottish people have been the butt monkeys to the English for centuries but have never just bent over and took it like the Welsh have, freedom has always been on our minds. Find yer balls and vote yes for independence and don't fear the firing squads.     

 

Why So Angry?

We have long seen pictures of angry Muslims burning flags and screaming stuff but why are they so angry?
Circumcision is used in the Islamic world, it goes on to produce sub-conscious feelings of resentment and fear, what are they doing? How could my parents let this happen? Freud's attachment theory means that what happens to you as a baby affects how you are as an adult, don't get affection as a baby then you grow up not giving affection etc.  Just because you don't remember it doesn't mean that it didn't terrify that lil helpless baby.

This also explains why Americans are so angry and are drawn to big powerful guns .... because they were so powerless as a baby getting a part of their cock cut off.

 Meanwhile in Gaza.

So in the Middle east you have circumcision all round and a lack of bacon in their diets, no wonder there has never been peace in the Holy land.

While the Jews and Arabs can't grow back their knobends, they can at least eat bacon. Bacon was given to us by Gog and is a sign of his love for us.    

 

Prince Charles Joins Al Qaeda

Prince Charles and his royal fuck buddy Camilla have joined the Islamic terrorist group Al Qaeda. Tired of waiting for his mother to die he sees this as a sure way to gain power and to embrace the traditional values of Jihad as set out by Osama Bin Laden which are 1) Death and destruction to the great Satan 2) Islamic states for everyone 3) Then we kill the Batman 4) Only natural fibers be worn.

Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri met with the Prince in Qatar and it is thought that he will take a step doon and make Charles the number one as al-Zawahiri was never leadership material while Charles was born to the role. 

Charles recently made waves when he compared Valdimir Putin to Hitler and suggested that NHS doctors used herbal oils like lavender in their treatment for cancer instead of the expensive placebos  they use now. 

I'll fuck you up infidel 

Recently a memo from ISIS in Iraq said that all weemen in Mosul will be subject to Female Genital Mutilation. It is thought to be a fake memo however this is done in many Islamic states. When asked if Camilla will undergo FGM Charles answered, " Her genitals look like they have been mutilated all ready, they were like that when I got there ..... aaaaaa like slices of roast beef, my Willy Wonka certainly doesn't mind her droopy drippy laffy taffy though."    

It is unsure whether or not Charles will be still be allowed to be King should the Queen die or Abdicate, many would be happy if  Charles was passed over and William be made King. Kate has far better norks than Camilla any way.  

 

Ebola Isn't That Bad

Doctors in Atlanta ......America, have done tests on Dr Kent Brantly who was flown from Liberia .... Africa, and have discovered that he does not actually have the Ebola virus, it's worse than that, it's man flu.

Man Flu facts:

1. 40,000 men worldwide die of man flu a year.

2. There is no cure known for Man Flu.

3. It's worse than baby pain.

4. Many suffer in silence due to the social stigma.

5. Only the strong survive.

6. It can be caught from toilet seats. 

Obama has been blasted for putting the nation into such danger and the CDC has gone into full lock doon of the city of Atlanta and have called for Marshal law to go into effect. The public has been warned against licking toilet seats. 

So far only a handful of civilians have had to be shot by law enforcement officers but the National guard will be needed, is this the straw that broke Obama?

The American Way

Did you feel mildly insulted when Obama said "We tortured some folks, we did some things that were contrary to our values."

"It's important for us not to feel sanctimonious in retrospect about the tough job those folks had."

Usually it's Radical Islamic Fundamentalists and now it's 'folks' he excused these as 'mistakes' made by CIA operatives at Black sites around the world because they were under enormous pressure to prevent another attack after the 9/11 attack.

He said he still had confidence in the CIA Director John Brennan who will make sure that lessons are learned from those mistakes.

So these operatives at bases in Thailand, Guantanamo Bay, Afghanistan, Poland, Romania and North Africa were all under enormous pressure and just had to use excessive torture, I say excessive because the US used torture before 9/11 but afterwards the gloves came off. As former President George W Bush used to and probably still says, “they hate our freedoms, it was them or us."
 
Cofer Black, the former director of the CIA’s Counter terrorism Center told the Senate that "from the point of view of the national security state, anything goes."

So what has changed? The Obama administration tends to use the NSA more and the CIA has fucked up too many times, funding needs to be directed elsewhere. The CIA are forever getting culled and downsized every few decades.

So now those practices of waterboarding, sleep deprivation/adjustment , 20-hour interrogations, isolation, exposure to extreme temperatures, enclosure in tiny spaces, stress positions, loud music, and light control, religious and sexual humiliation, abdomen strikes, insult slaps, shaking and controlled fear (including use of dogs) are now-discontinued, they were seen as questionable in 2009 but they have decided that they are bad.
In 2005 the CIA burned tapes of interrogations knowing full well they would get into trouble for it but having those tapes seen would have been far worse. It only took 13 years to realise that Enhanced interrogation techniques might be morally wrong.


Will they stop these integrations? of course they will, now they'll just hand the prisoners over to brutal non-American interrogators..... under American supervision of course. Nothing scares the ragheads more than the thought of being sent to a prison in a country who really hate their guts.

Ach we've seen Jack Bauer break a hand to get info it's no big deal and really, would these guys torture us?
Treat people as you'd have them treat you or get in there first and break some bones just in case they are lying cunts.  

Israel gets it, you have to fight to destroy and brutalize because the enemy fights like that, good guys finish last. We want to conduct war like how we buy our food in washed, prepared packages that doesn't look anything like the animal.     

We want to log on, fire off a few strategical Hellcats while eating M&M's and sucking on a Slurpee. All clean and civilised then we go home. 

The Mind Of Hamas

Khaled Meshaal a former teacher and now leader of Hamas spoke from his luxury hotel in Qatar 1078 miles away from Israel about the war he is directing .

"The Palestinian resistance has the right to self-defense and the right to deal with the invading Israeli forces who are inside our Gaza territories with necessary means."

Israel also use the self-defense argument, you know what I don't see the Israelis doing? strapping bombs onto children or anyone else. Maybe I'll old fashioned but anyone who uses suicide bombers are automatically bad guys.

Meshaal sat there and spoke through an interpreter about how the US and Israel lie about Hamas using the people as sacrifices to gain public support.  Um this is a widely known tactic of these radical Islamists and the main reason the Arab nations told the Palestinians to stay in Gaza after the 6 day war. This is not open for denial. 
 

 Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

Sometimes I feel like Cassandra who was cursed that when she told the future no one would believe her. I'm no telling the future, I'm telling of how things are. What does it say about a people who strap bombs onto kids to go kill themselves and as many Jews as possible? When they aren't doing that they are dressing them up as terrorists to celebrate terrorism.

   
Is this not child abuse? the pictures are of suicide bombers who are now Palestinian heroes. This is child grooming, teaching them to become the next generation of killers and haters. This happens in Northern Ireland with children thinking that Loyalist band members are what they should strive to be like or that terrorist hunger strikers were great people. It's easy to die for a cause, it takes more courage to live for it.

Meshaal didn't seem interested in saving the lives of his people, he didn't want to give up anything, it was Israel that had to give in order to have peace, he even ignored the bit about Israel having the right to be a state. When asked if Hamas could win he said in a rather excited way:

"To kill their soldiers while they kill our civilians is also a victory for the Palestinian cause and Hamas."


That right there tells you everything. They say they don't sacrifice the people to gain support against Israel but it's great for them that it's happening ..... all going to plan. They know how Israel will react if rockets are fired at them and that is why they do it.

Remember, they still don't use the Palestine people as human shields. That would be a cuntish thing to do.

In August 2001 Hamas terrorist Ahlam Tamimi led a suicide bomber to the Sbarro pizza shop in Jerusalem . 15 people were killed in the suicide blast. 7 of them were children.

 
UNRWA, the United Nations Relief and Works Agency found Hamas rockets and bombs stored in one of their schools. To repeat that, in one of their Schools. 

Not much outrage directed at Hamas .... why is this? 

They expressed outrage then handed the weapons over to Hamas. The Al Shifa Hospital was used by Hamas as a headquarters, reporters in Palestine have to be careful of what they report for fear of Hamas reprisals, 7 reporters have been killed during this recent offensive.
Aishi Zidan a reporter from the Helsinki Dispatch did a report about how she spent the night at that hospital and said how rockets were being launched at 2 am from the parking lot.

Italian journalist Gabriele Barbati verified accounts that Hamas rockets being fired from a playground mis-fired and killed 10 people (or 30 if you listen to Hamas) the IDF were quickly blamed for firing rockets at the school. How many other attacks have they been blamed for?

No doubt that the IDF have killed innocent civilians but the 1,400 dead really rests on the shoulders of Hamas. Why are the IDF fighting near UN schools full of refugees? instead ask the question 'why are Hamas always hanging around those places?'

If they can think nothing about blowing up women and children as suicide bombers, store weapons in UN schools and fire rockets at Israel from hospital grounds then why does everyone have such a hard time thinking that they wouldn't use civilians as human shields? 

Mosab Hassan Yousef  is the son of Hamas founder and leader Sheikh Hassan Yousef. He left Palestine and converted to Christianity and has written a book Son of Hamas about his time growing up there. 
He says that Hamas don't care about dead Palestinians, Americans or Jews, they don't even care about their own lives. All they care about is building an Islamic state on the rubble of all the nations who aren't Islamic. 
 

He says how they teach them this ideology from as young as the age of  five. These children grow up believing in this, they have parents, cousins, uncles, aunts all who believe in this but all the media shows are dead people with no fanatical ideology, just dead people. 

The West can't think like these people, they can to a point but they value their own lives too much. Even the IRA didn't do suicide bombers. It's like a hive mind in which the cause will always be greater than the individual. You have that drummed into you and don't forget the 72 virgin somethings and the fame you'll get after you die. 

The closest other thing that we've encountered are the Japanese Kamikaze of WWII. They were told that their nobility of spirit would keep the homeland from ruin even in defeat. The Japanese were big into the hive mind and the unimportance of the individual. They were so fanatical in their cause to win that it took not one but two nukes to force their surrender. The way they treated POW's showed their belief that everyone else was inferior so what did it matter?        

That is what we are dealing with when it comes to radical fundamentalists and that includes their followers, the ones that don't do the fighting but help and hide the fighters.... and even vote them into power.
 

There is a war going on that nobody unfriends people on Facebook over. The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights has said that the death toll in the Syrian civil war is somewhere around 115,000.  

At least 9,092 children have been killed while 5,873 women were also killed. There are outbreaks of polio, typhoid, hepatitis, and the flesh-eating parasite, leishmaniasis. Schools and hospitals are even less safe than in Gaza.

The Battle of Aleppo has been going on since 2010, the government helicopters indiscriminately dropped barrel bombs killing thousands, this has been quietly condemned. Did you hear it?  Right now the Syrian government along with a well known terrorist group similar to Hamas called Hezbollah are trying to surround and block off Aleppo.

Where is all the news about this?  115,000 dead in Syria while in Gaza 1,400 dead gets all the outrage. 
 
The war in Syria has produced 2.14 refugees who fled to Jordan, Iraq Turkey, Egypt, Lebanon, North Africa. 50% are children.  
 

 All the reporters are in Gaza.

So why has there been no public outrage about how Boko Haram have killed at least 2,000 people in Africa this year alone or about the 200 killed in the past few weeks in Libya, or the usual daily death toll from Iraq, 357 dead from the fighting that happened on the 2nd August .... just the usual huh? or the Syrian war with 115,000 dead? Silence and small blurbs on news sites.    

Are all the reporters in Gaza hoping to snap a cute dead child to stir up anti-Israeli sentiment? There has been a rise in Neo-Nazism across the world with right wing parties (or protest voting) like UKIP doing well in elections, this sort of thing happens during every recession, people become cunts, but I can't help feeling that it's more than the usual outrage and self-entitlement.

When do Jews, their businesses and places of worship get openly attacked? This isn't 1930's Germany but sometimes it looks like it.  

I've listed some of the many things you should be outraged about but still it's Gaza that does it for you and you don't even know the mindset of these people dying for yer viewing enjoyment. 

You are stuck in the Matrix being manipulated by the media, your opinions aren't even your own.
 

The Truth Is Out There

 

This is the country where I was born and raised, but there is another country, one where I get my family name from. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if things were different. What if I was Russian?  

 If Old Knudsen was Russian this would be him- ski.

David Duchovny was hired because of his Russian sounding name that sounds like the Russian word for "spiritual" by a drinks company to star in a video that had him becoming a Russian.

If he was Russian he could have went into space, the Russians aren't as picky as NASA. The ad plays on  positive stereotypes and has things that only Russians will pick up on. Probably really funny shit, as long as yer Russian that is.
Russian TV has a ban on alcohol ads and so this is only for the Interwebs. 

Or he could have been a cool as fuck Russian rock star slappin the bass. Russia has given the world so many famous rocks stars it would be so easy for him. The only famous Russians I know is Trotsky who wrote War on Peace and Chekhov from Star Trek .... oh and that hot lass who was the spy.     

So this American Hollywood star is shown as being Russian at a time when the US and the EU have been slamming sanctions onto Russia because their goons shot doon a civilian airplane in Ukraine.

In fact Russia has said fuck you all and put its own sanctions onto itself that's how crazy they are, no Polish fruit, no Ukrainian soy, fuck off Greek fruit and do we really want to import chicken from the US? ..... Do chickens not grow in Russia?

This deal and video was made just before the Malaysian airliner crash and is meant to be fun like Coca-Cola's "America is beautiful" Molson's "I am a Canadian" or the UK's Budweiser "king of beer" ads.

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 Sláinte - ski!

Duchovny was raised being told that he was of Russian descent but in an ironic twist he just recently found out that he is in fact Ukrainian ..... also Polish and his chin is a little Scottish. 

Don't worry he's American and it's more or less the same cuntry huh? well if Putin has his way it will be.   

The End Is Nigh

Aye it'll fall off while it's in yer ass.

Old Knudsen takes the end times very seriously which is why he asks his psychic fuck buddy from Bulgaria, Baba Vanga what the score is. 

She has predicted that the last president of the US will be black, red money will replace green money, the dragon will put it's paw onto the world and that a blonde woman will help Bulgaria escape the end times crisis. 

 

Some of these prophecies were made in the 90's, disbelieve them at yer peril. The last black president, who can it be? 

Well Obama is only half black so it can't be him. It must be Morgan Freeman, his inspiring memes on Facebook has moved millions .... and he's in everything, worse than Michael Caine he is. I'd vote for him, then again I'd vote Gary Busey for preez just for the lolz. 

Red money taking over from green????? American money is green, so this could mean that maybe money from communist states take over, the Chinese do have a 100 yuan note. China and Australia want to use the yuan instead of the dollar in trading which is a huge blow for the US with it's limp as fuck currency .... Nah lets go deeper. 

Oil is bought using the dollar, it's at $101 dollars a barrel, that price was driven up thanks to all the Bush made wars and so the red money could be blood money.  When the sand savages stop trading oil in dollars then you can really panic.

The dragon putting it's paw onto the world is an obvious reference to Game of thrones, Baba probably watches .... er listens to it, I mean who doesn't? 

I refuse to watch it because it isn't the exact same as the books and I'm a cunt.

If you don't watch Game of thrones or GOT as we coolios call it then go slap yerself. Just remember folks, I liked midget porn long before it went mainstream .... shit, now I'm a midget porn hipster. Ok then Baba, what has the mother of dragons got in store for us? will she get her dragon eggs out for the lads again?

Quality TV, aye sure it has plots, lines, swords an shit but I only watch it for the midget porn and the barbarian rape. 

What blonde woman could Baba mean when she says a blonde woman will help Bulgaria?  Could she mean Angela Merkel the Chancellor of Germany ? Another reference to the Khaleesi? or maybe it's president Hilary Clinton?

Does the rug have to match the drapes? 

Why would someone help Bulgaria? sure it's an EU cuntry but who cares? Bulgaria is looking at a deal to build it's own nuclear power station in order to reduce it's reliance on Russia. 

That's a bit of a slap for Russia who operates 2 nuclear power stations giving Bulgaria it's electricity. 

The Czech Republic, Finland, Hungary and Slovakia, are all 100 % dependent on Russian nuclear fuel. Bulgaria isn't cutting all ties with Russia as it still gets most of it's oil from Russia so they can still call the shots. 

Maybe Russia will impose sanctions to match EU sanctions that went into place for shooting yon airliner doon.  

Baba foresaw the death of Fast and Furious star Paul Walker and if Orlando Bloom wasn't such a pussy he would have slapped that scrawny little canuck doon. Imagine being known for being a dick rather than for his music. 

She also saw Stalin's death date,  The Chernobyl disaster, David Hasslehoff destroying the Soviet Union single handed, Israel getting more space to park their big American cars and you reading this post, she said you've have trouble getting past that Game of thrones GIF but after the application of some lotion and Kleenex you would be victorious ... sorry for the anti-climax.    

Sunday protest

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Time for some beauty in yer life. When people aren't going to church and abusing children they are making their valuable opinions on gheys, immigrants and disputed territories in the Middle east be heard.
It's great that you have opinions and all, I just wish they were formulated out of logic, reason and reality rather than band wagon jumping and media manipulation. 

A few hundred people get killed in the Middle east and everyone loses their minds, gee it's not as if that has ever happened before. Today's post is for you protesters .... keep it real.

2

If you can wank to it then it isn't a protest, no stinking watermark will stop me. Who doesn't always wear short shorts to protests? 

3

What? Is religion not what keeps this world united in perfect harmony? It's almost as if it's a load of bollocks.

4

These are not the norks you are after.

5

 NO! to something. Very professional hand placement. 

6

It's not appropriate to call Ukraine 'The' Ukraine anymore but I don't care it's what I do. Pee on me if you want .... I know that I want.

7

Why does no one protest male circumcision? Somehow they have made it into an acceptable form of child abuse. Since the penis can no longer produce it's natural lubricant I suspect companies who make hand lotion have something to do with this continuing practice. 

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 Take the hint. Power to the people!

Ebola Virus Hits Atlanta

A patient with Ebola has been flown in for treatment at a high-security ward at Emory University Hospital in Atlanta.

Unlike the TV shows there won't be a dramatic rip in a hazmat suit but all those who are not leading man material should make themselves scarce just in case.

At first flu-like symptoms can lead to external haemorrhaging from areas like eyes and gums, and internal bleeding which can lead to organ failure. It kills up to 90% of those infected but look on the bright side, that 10% made it, in Africa those who survive can expect to be shunned by their society anyway.

Ach that sounds like me after a night on the piss that ended with a curry. Now I'm not a one for panic but I'd be like yer lass on the walking dead TV show, at the first sign on a cough she kills them with fire just in case.

 

If Ebola makes it to Northern Ireland, say maybe a Nigerian prince in search of white weemen to rape gets to George Best airport and well hes got the sniffles who will notice that it's gonna turn into Ebola? Airport staff aren't the brightest.  Hes been on a small metal box with recycling air, I'm sure no one else has been infected.

 

 The Antrim hospital on a normal day.

So he gets worse and gets sent to the Antrim hospital for treatment, who knows what is wrong with him? The doctors here aren't trained to think outside of the box and either just don't know or think the patient is lying.   That hospital has just been dinged again for it's lack of hygiene but I'm sure we'll all be safe. I don't want to go there for normal medical stuff never mind Ebola. 

Tea, coffee? ..... killed with fire? 

No one over here covers their mouths when they cough or sneeze, if yer in a crowd it is not uncommon for the person in front to turn their heads and cough in yer face, at least they spared those in front of them.
If you use the restrooms you'll see people either just not washing their hands or pretending to wash .... I don't know what the fuck that is about. It's like they mime just in front of the running faucet then they blow dry their hands all the while looking very twitchy and self conscious which makes you notice them.

Disgusting hygiene and bad health is a European thing and a part of our culture, we don't even have the chicken pox vaccine available and hardly vaccinate against anything else. Aye they'll give you a prescription for Aspirin and will warn you against the horrifying dangers of taking it but Ebola? ach you'll be grand just rest up and have a cuppa.  If you still feel bad after 6 weeks then just make an appointment ..... which will take another 2 weeks to get.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are War, Famine, Conquest, and Death, we've had non-stop war since 2001, they stopped making Twinkies... famine, Iraq, Syria and Gaza are facing conquest and death, well I'm sure this Ebola outbreak is just a coincidence.

No one believes in that Bible crap until their brain makes some patterns and the end of times has been called on numerous occasions. Do we have an Anti-Christ? ach Obama doesn't count cos Satan has to be a white man the way he gets on.
   



    

Definitely A Jessie

Jesse Ventura, windbag, wrestler and ex governor of Minnesota won his defamation lawsuit against Chris Kyle the former Navy SEAL and author of the book 'American sniper.'

Kyle was killed at a Texas gun range last year when he was shot dead by a ex soldier who suffered from PTSD.

The soldier was having a hard time after the war and so Kyle thought he'd take him to a charity event at a gun range to relax and have some fun ..... huh? 


Kyle getting killed didn't stop Ventura from bravely going after him and his money. Ventura probably has issues as he some times pretends to be an ex SEAL but was really just a frogman in the Navy's Underwater Demolition Teams. He says because his training was similar he could call himself a SEAL but the real SEALs think otherwise. 

Just because you hit the mark and said some script doesn't mean you can call yerself an actor either.

Old Knudsen on the other hand is so respected by Navy SEALs that they call him the SEAL-lion, ach a great bunch of lads they are.

Kyle wrote in his book that he decked Ventura at a Callyfornia bar in 2006 after Ventura made offensive comments about SEALs, including that the SEALs "deserve to lose a few" in Iraq.

Kyle had his sworn testimony videotaped but the unpatriotic, Al Qaeda loving jury voted in favour of Ventura who'll get $1.8 million and the passage removed. 

Who do I believe a true American hero like Kyle or a bragging conspiracy theory loving windbag like Ventura? .... tough call.

Maybe I should tell you about my time on the set of the 2004 movie Hard Time (straight to DVD) I was playing thug # 3 (gotta pay me rent) and while we were waiting to do a fight scene, Ventura  made a remark about the Israeli assassination of Hamas leader Abdel Aziz al-Rantisi nicknamed the "Lion of Palestine" and how only fags use helicopters to kill and what a great freedom fighter he was.

Unlike most people I can remember past last week and so have heard of Hamas before all this recent shite.

Well that did it, Old Knudsen beat 7 shades of shite and 3 flavours of ice-cream out of him and rendered him unconscious with slight brain damage. He only has to hear my name mentioned to make him curl up into a fetal position and have him crying like a baby for hours.

Aye, Kyle decked the cunt. 


I was fired from yon movie which is just as well as it conflicted with me schedule, I had to go and be a character witness for me old mucker Saddam as he was being framed by the man. A total hatchet job.