To cut doon on harmful emissions that are destroying the Ozone layer, killing the red eyed tree frogs and giving the Lemurs a foothold in Somalia (backed by the US) I must cease Blogging for a period of at least 2 weeks. Keep up the good work and hope you are all (well not all of you) here when I get back, to help my growth as a person I have decided to work servicing the community or some sort nonsense.
This picture is how I would want to be remembered.
This picture is how I would want to be remembered.
24 comments:
Noooooooooooooooooooo Daddy! Don't goooooooooooooooooooooo...who's gonna adjust our shackles and stick those yummy little pieces of bread through the bars?!? And your CAP! What will I do if I can't see your CAP?!?!?
Old K where are you going for two weeks; what is the reason. This is my question of the day, so you are behoved to reply honestly, as per our deal, may i remind you. My reply, in true deal format, is - home, working, sleeping, surviving. I'm nothing if not fair.
You will be missed. Hurry back. I might even serve up a Jack Daniels with your shortbreads on your return.
Old K, those things at the top of this post look like a couple of oversize water balloons stuffed into a sling. Watch they don't burst, and don't piss too many people off.
And if the lemurs are backed by the US, I'm sure our stupid PM will jump on the bandwagon. Pro-lemur Australia. Great.
your alzheimer's-like confusion is beginning to worry me. do you really want to be remembered as a giant pair of titties? i take it the photo is an indication of exactly which members of the community will you be servicing.
to cease blogging is for the weak. i obviously gave you more credit for having balls than was due.
haste ye back.
Take care, Old Knudson. And for the sake of us all, please answer Lynn's question.
Oh, and Lynn, "behove" is a beautiful word.
What are we going to do?
I hope whatever is keeping you from us will make you a most happy old man.
Thanks Robyn. There you see, Old K. No excuses for us ladies, please.
Good luck with your sex change.
What, ANOTHER one?
That's clearly him in the photo, as he wants to be remembered. See what happens when you threaten to leave us for two weeks old K? Your audience turns. Cancel the Maldives and that bikini top. Stay here with us.
Well I don't know about the other Knudsen fans but I'll be glad of a couple of weeks rest. Dick.
Not another hip replacement! No wonder the NHS is on its last legs
We're all falling like flies....what's next? Dive to dissapear into a cult for six months?? Robyn to retire in hopes of joining an LA gang?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Is it a Community Service thing like Boy George had to do in New York?Sweeping The Streets etc...........I have tipped all the rubbish from my bin onto the pavement outside me hoose incase you come by........Long May Yer Lumb Reek etc
Regards
Tony
Where do you think you're going, you haggis-shagging knob jockey? You don't get away that easily.
lol dh and foot eater ! Where are your answers Old K.
You will be missed. It may take me the full two weeks to make it through all your bloggities. You are a prolific nut job OldK
come back knuddie-san. i miss you.
that man-pause is long enough already. have a heart.
if you don't come back, i'll sing another song...
Ok Ok , I've cancelled my holiday to Bridport just to keep you bastards happy, well they had a little trouble with a cheque I wrote.
And besides, we wouldn't want you to wash up on shore like some wayward cargo ship...dispersing your innards for the whole world to scavenge, you ol' cunt! Did I really say that? What's my punishment OBB? Come on, whisper in my ear! ;) What's come OVER me?
Yaaayyy! He's back! You were just testing your fame and popularity weren't you, you insecure old devil you. Well i hope you're suitable reassured and are positively basking in the adoration.
suitably, not suitable. I know what a stickler you are for grammar, Old K.
ame I wasn't going to SAY THIS but yer computer has TROUBLE with it's caps lock.
lynn someday lynn, someday soon, the ideas are there but I haven't found what I'm looking for.
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