Sunday, 7 January 2007

How Does It Feel?


Don't you think its odd that Californian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger broke his leg in some skiing accident (its surfing in California not skiing) and then all of a sudden ex President Bush senior got a hip replacement? of course you don't, if you were smart you wouldn't be reading this shit.
Its obvious that the Bushes are being kept alive with Cyborg parts taken from the robot that came from the future to fuck up the past, our present and so will form some kind of New World Order, hey I just thought of that, sounds kinda menacing its a wonder no one else thought of it.


3 comments:

Sassy Sundry said...

So that's why Bush I was talking about the New World Order. He was talking about his body-part farm. Interesting. I see...

Eddie Waring said...

I heard from this bloke in the pub that Gerald Ford had a wooden leg with a real foot on the end of it and that four of the toes from that foot have been frozen for use on the first "hybrid" President, currently being genetically engineered in a shed in Doncaster. They had to discard the big toe though because the toe nail was all yellow and crispy, like a cornflake

Old Knudsen said...

sassy sundry it also explains why Arnold is looking so old now, upgrading bushes can be tiring.

Mr Waring that would explain the falling over, I have always said that Doncaster is the hub of evil for the world.