Monday, 1 January 2007

Hitler Is The New Gandhi .

I like ze big weit Aryan boobies that I can sticken mien face into and go flubbalubalub.

There is a growing fascination by the young people in India about Adolf Hitler, he has come to being thought of as cool and trendy, a funny looking frumpy little man with a farting problem is cool? theres hope for me yet, then again have you seen those Bollywood films they make? what a pack of shite, 20 people all doing the same dance moves and the lead man wearing a black string vest and white trousers cos hes sexy.
A Hindu fundamentalist party Shiv Sena has praised Hitler's leadership skills and the fact that he was willing to get rid of the trouble making Muslims.

Howabout you all get out of yer Wigwams and stop smoking on the auld peace pipe for a minute lads, they don't know shit about Hitler.
They all gloss over the Holocaust incident thingy as that's not so cool. Hitler was a crackhead incharge of a nation of bullies that needed to kick ass to feel better about themselves, he had a dependency on laxatives to try to keep his weigh doon, this fucked up his stomach hence the farting and cramps, he was on uppers and downers, his own private quack gave him a booster cocktail of narcotics to keep him going but you can only keep this up for so long, he'd sleep all day and because his hands shook so much he never went out, he hardly made decisions anymore, his underlings would do what they thought Hitler would do WWHD?
Yep that's some leadership going on there.
Hitler thought that the Indians (in India) were descended from the original Aryan race who were all blonde haired and blue eyed with giant penis' and the ability to fly just like Hitler himself, he also used the swastika which was the Hindu symbol for good luck so no wonder the Indians love him, little do they know he'd be dipping them all into bleach if he had the chance.
In Mumbai an Adolf Hitler themed restaurant opened, it was called Hitlers' Cross , many were horrified but a week later they changed the name to Hitlers' Ring, no only kidding to Cross Cafe with a swastika in the place of the 'O' those that founded it a Puneet sabhlok 22 and a Shakir Siddiqui 27 don't seem to know a great deal about Hitler other than he was a dictator with gas chambers. At the Rhythm House video store in Mumbai the documentary Hitler a carreer is sold in the children's section, the young people like Hitler, the stupidity of youth astounds me constantly. Brown Hindu Nazis well as soon as I see that I will have seen everything and can die in peace.

12 comments:

Jagd Kunst said...

Is that Hitler or Elvis you're describing?

Scout said...

History gets lost in the shuffle, and we all have attention spans of about 5 minutes. Isn't it amazing.

tony said...

is this why they always say that ,at least,Benito Mussolini made the Railway Injuns run on time?

Maven said...

Gotta love it!

Well, I'm all for Indians taking back the original use of the swastika, as it's an ancient Hindu peace symbol, however, that hoser who opened Hitler's Cross was banking heavily on backlash and notoriety. Just look at how much free advertising he got!!

Personally I don't see what the big whoop is. No one has questioned about those Ghengis Khan mongolian stir fry places... and if I recall, GK killed far more folks in one evening...

BEAST said...

I object to the fact you claim stupidity as the preserve of the young.....I am really , really stupid , and a right old fart

BEAST said...

err and the 'good luck' swastika is the other way round and a symbol of 'the lords of light' ,
Dont ask me how I know that peace of useless information....I just do

or I made it up !

Sassy Sundry said...

I heard about that restaurant. Scary stuff.

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

What's on the menu at that place? It sure can't be Kosher

Old Knudsen said...

jagd kunst sad to say that Hitler had more taste than Elivs....like chicken.

robyn thats why i'm here, or is it to pick up weemen? oh look something shiny.

dh dictators are quite predicable, hang them all.

tony the best thing Mussolini did was decorate a lampost, see above reply.

its you mavenGhengis Khan? that fucker owes me money, thats the age of television for ya.

mr beast no need to convince me of how stupid you are, lords of light, is that like lords of the dance or something?

sassy sundry more stupid than scary, its always that lets get someone undercurrent going on.

rich the only thing I heard about that was remotely German was German chocolate cake.

Old Knudsen said...

How come Clay aiken put his hand over Kelly's mouth and when she objects Rosie O'donnell calls her homphobic but Rosie talks about how funny chinese people talk but no one says boo? you were reported to TW by some twat. I hear becomming an injun is a lot of hassle and that you have to live where your tribe came from for a while.

Maven said...

No, I believe Rosie O'Donnell DID get some type of media guff from some Chinese American special interest group, who offered, free of charge, to school her in the ways of the Chinese language.

However, in Rosie's defense, it does sound alot like ching ping pong and all that, if your ear is not trained; much in the way that arabic and hebrew sound like a bunch of folks with chest colds hawhkin' up some lung butter.

Old Knudsen said...

hey you maven the point is rosie got attention about the hand thing and she wasn't even involved, she hi-jacked it, she could of at least said that chinese people smell funny too.

babsbitchin you're not racist, if you see a blackman you'll refer to him as being a blackman, thats not racist, I laugh at Scots jokes if they are funny, I don't get all offended out of context ,its all very silly, I'll say what I want to until they kill/flag me, I'd use TW as an advertising tool anyway and become a regular commenter so much they would get a restraining order on me and block my e-mails.