I must put out my friend and regular reader Russell Crowe's side of the whole phone throwing story , you may have heard of it.While in an American hotel he had trouble with the phone in his hotel room , he couldn't get through to his wife in Australia , the guy at the reception desk wasn't helpful enough so Russ ripped the phone out and went downstairs and threw it at him.
I think it would be more understandable if I put it into these terms.
All week I've had trouble with Blooper (Blogger) either I just couldn't get on or I couldn't save to draft or publish, all I could do is stare at my blog or wank over my site meter, whoever is from Motherwell got me there,
thankyou .
Even the Muslims are pissed off at Blogger, this is them angrily burning something or other.
I trolled around leaving unhelpful comments as anonymous but really its all about the post with me, I need to get my thoughts and ideas down so I can upload into a strong, bullet proof non - rust robot body and rule the world, no really, I know a guy that can do it, its not cheap but it will be worth it. I've seen pictures of the invincible war-bot I'm to become you will tremble with fear when the Knudsenator is unleashed.
Prepare to become enslaved you weak humongs, I can bend it Like Beckham and I can bend beckham himself.
Anyway, I get a tad miffed when Blooper messes me around because I believe they are all out to get me, no infact I get quite irked, if I had a dog I would kick it. I'd rather find a Blooper employee, maybe that one that writes the spiffy maintenance updates with the insincere apologies and I'd like to bounce my keyboard off his head, bow to give honour and adopt a karate stance and see if he thinks hes hard enough to have a go or call the police. What Russell did now was totally understandable right?
If your gurlfriend cheats on you, you beat the guy up, see it all makes sense.
Imogen Stubbs' arse from the 1988 Drama 'The Rainbow'
Russell who pleaded guilty to 3rd degree assault said in an interview.
"Where I come from , a confrontation like that , as basic and simple as that, would have been satisfied with a handshake, a few cans of beer and then we'd kill a croc and put it on the Barbie, its only Aussie rules phone tag mate fair dinkum".
He then went on to say that the American legal system is very open to misuse. How dare he, if you wish to sue Mr Crowe over this statement and the jacket that he wore when he was arrested call 1 - 800 SUE THEM.
You can take her Russ, you're a Gladiator but what a jacket to be seen in public wearing.
Oj Simpson and Michael Jackson have both condemned Crowe and say they are quite happy with the legal system, former President and ugly intern chaser Bill Clinton was unavailable for comment as he is busy promoting his new book, 'Define Big Fat Liar' anything to keep him away from the Gorgon he married.
David Beckham is already a little bit bent. Congrats on next year's Knighthood David, lets hope by then your balls will have dropped and you don't sound like such a squeaky twat.
Saturday, 4 November 2006
You Know You Want Me To Call You.
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Crowe also said that you have to have a temper or one day you'll be walking down the street and you'll blow up (or something like that), so while you shouldn't kick the dog, go ahead and bounce the keyboard off of the head of the Blogger tech. I had my own problems yesterday with the whole thing.
Crowe also said that you have to have a temper or one day you'll be walking down the street and you'll blow up (or something like that), so while you shouldn't kick the dog, go ahead and bounce the keyboard off of the head of the Blogger tech. I had my own problems yesterday with the whole thing.
Oh, and the idea of the Kundsenator is very frightening indeed.
It's not that Becks' balls have to drop -- it's that he's mortgaged them to pay for Posh's shopping habits.
Either that, or they've been damaged in the attempts to ravish her bicycle-like twig-frame.
Blogger HAS been eating a dowl of dick this week.
"Blogger HAS been eating a dowl of dick this week."
I can vouch for that.
robyn you can say that again, I would name my dog Blogger so it works out ok.
crankyprof thankyou for that image of posh spice, I'm more of an old spice man, they know more.
dh not you too, it seems no one is safe.
sassy sundry maybe you don't speak Australian,nothing beats a good bender prepare to be asstimulated.
all I could do is stare at my blog or wank over my site meter, whoever is from Motherwell got me there
Fuck, that was probably me. You could've at least woken me up before you came.
I'm sorry you dont approve of my costume, I gave it the good old college try but i had to think on my feet and the boots were murder. nice that you found a nice bum pic for the day, tits are good but you gotta cater to the ass men as well, lest you be accused of impartiality.
kav why, did you want to see it? you said we could be best buds, whats for dinner?
taihae you had all those dirty old bloggers gagging to see you dressed as Old Knudsen and then you dress as some sexy S&M vixen,I felt the upset through cyberspace, well I felt something;) I've been known to draw a bit in my time, drawing people mostly females has always been better than a bowl of fruit, I used to draw page 3 gurls from the sun newspaper before it went colour and made them all get fake tits, I guess I was inspired to draw them but it had to be the right image in order for me to want to, any old thing wouldn't do.
I'm not responsible for upsetting cyberspace...just popped back to compliment you on the change to your link for my site. did you do that AFTER you saw the costume?
Everything on this blog is a work in progress no one is safe from my damned dirty ways.
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