Wednesday, 8 November 2006

Yer Cunt Smells Like My Dinner.


A Fish and chip shop in west Yorkshire was investigated by the town council due to a complaint that the place smelled like fish and chips. The owner first thought it was a joke when he got the later telling him about the investigation. He keeps the place clean and checked the vents were working ok, he is now open to suggestions on how to make a place where fish and chips are made not smell like it .
Who the fuck would go into a fish and chip shop presumably to buy fish and chips and then complain that the place smelled like them?
I have a few ideas as to who it might be, and yes K-fed is on the list of suspects, a white guy in a tracksuit with the word 'pimp' on the back and a neck full of bling bought a cod and chip shortly before the complaint, he then said ,"these are fries I want chips" with a few gang signs flung in the direction of the owner he walked out holding his crotch as he left the shop in disgust.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank God you post.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand the crotch-holding thing. I thought little boys were taught not to do that in public.

Plimco said...

And here I was just thinking that your balls smell like my breakfast... Spooky.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm lots of bling eh?? you sure it wasn't Mr. T ?

Foot Eater said...

Thanks a lot for that, I was just settling down to a tuna salad with mayonnaise.

Is this story true, or more of your bullshit? I could Google it but life's too short.

Old Knudsen said...

kav if God has horns and a pitch fork then by all means thank him.

robyn after so many STDs they are worried it will drop off.

plimco I have often been told that my nads smell like jellied donuts and coffee.

rich Mr T wised up when he saw how silly those with bling bling look, and after that near drowning he no longer wears the chains.

Mr Eater my computer tells me things like this story, if its lies then blame it. I dare you to find 3 things on my blog that isn't true and your sources to prove it, tuna and mayo is for the weak and smells like my smeg clogged foreskin.

Anonymous said...

Mmm … smeg …

Anonymous said...

… Just taste that cheesy goodness …

If you're ever stuck for Parmesan, Old Man …

Maven said...

Speaking of balls... has anyone seen that Borat movie yet? I just might never look at a scrotum the same way again...

As far as the chip shop stench... I don't know what's the big friggin' deal. Now if I walked into a chip shop and it stank of horse shit, then I think there's a valid complaint!

PS: I'm very happy with the election results thus far... however... so many folks still do not vote and skews things dramatically. Voter turn out was good this time. Hopefully the past few years was enough to get some erstwhile voters to get a flame under their behinds and get them into the voting booths.

And yes... I agree about TX... it must be something in the water.

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious.

Poor K-Fed. He's a loser cast into the limelight. And he married Britney Spears. And he holds his crotch.

Strange things happening in the world. Some of them, however, are lovely. Like our lovely election. And the awful Rumsfeld gone and perhaps being charged with the War Crimes he committed.

Rob7534 said...

We can't blame poor K-Fed, you know he's going through a tough time lately, his meal ticket is divorcing him.

It's got to suck knowing all those millions are leaving.

Old Knudsen said...

dive after such a magnificent post, you'll cum away from it only thinking about my knob, you're a dirty wee man.

sammy Robert Duval in a film said that Texans are the lowest form of life, I believe him.

nuggetmaven Borat? hes not really a slav you know, I have no time for fakes, er um anyway good on ya Demoncraps, now instead of bitchin and hiding in the sand you can do something about it.

sassy sundry It looks like its time for all the losers to go, nope I'm sticking around for a while yet I case you were wondering.

rob7534 long time mate, lets hope K-fed gets the kids, he'll need the child support, I smell another reality show.

Fat Sparrow said...

He did file for custody, you know.

Old Knudsen said...

fat sparrow those kids are a write off either way, sad but true.

the hitcher I could murder a transient.

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