Ok ya fuckers, settle doon I have some serious blogging to do.
A study has been done that showed long term caffeine use (found in Tea and coffee) reduces the risk of Alzheimer's in Mice that develop the disease.
Yes yet again Old Knudsen is going on about those hairy wee fuckers, no not the Greeks I'm talking Mice, answer me this, how do they know the rodents have Alzheimers? do they wake up in the middle of the night and cook a Turkey dinner? or ask when their long dead Father is coming home from work?
Who the fuck wants a load of forgetful Mice hyped up on coffee?
I read this story and then it started to become a little clearer as it went on, tea was completely left out and they only mention coffee, 5 cups of coffee a day will help protect you from Alzheimers, of course it doesn't mention fucking with your heart and blood presure, making you twitchy and having to pee like a race horse all day.
Ok coffee industry, I'm on to you, what was your last study on? oh yeah, coffee can help you live longer , makes weemen's tits perkier and gives men big dicks, just roll out the old big dicked Mice with the perky boobies.
Wednesday, 4 October 2006
Nevermind People, Cure The Mice.
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I thought you were born a tripod, this is my second mouse post and it won't be the last, what ever happened to monkeys and cute little bunnies? do they not deserve to be tested on?
They way they test mice for Alzheimer's is by looking for the ones who died because they got lost trying to find their food bowl.
As for the monkeys: the cigarette companies bought all the monkeys as part of their study to assess coolness levels between smoking and non-smoking primates. I hear it's part of the upcoming campaign from Marlboro called "Smoking is cool".
What about the ones with the big human ears growing out their backs? What they on, Cup A Soup?
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