Yay! let the celebrations begin, Old Knudsen's Blog has had '1000' visitors, 2 months almost to the day have people clicked on and off my site some lurking and just enjoying my brilliance and some commenting some load of old crap about me being a pedo or something (nothing has ever been proven) I just want to thank those that took the time and effort in reading and then slagging off the shite that I went to the trouble of pulling out of me arse one post shy of 100, as for you fuckers that clicked next blog I hope yer nipples start to chap and weep thick custard like pus.
There has been some interesting searches done on Blogger that has led people to me and I wonder what was going through some of these people's minds and I hope that no one connects my searches to me.
Searches for
Bren Chucky Style
Fake Old Man Balls
Ladykillers poisoned Scone
Winslet
Jude Law
and of course the now famous ' Johnny Mad Dog Adair ' that supporters of Celtic (Scottish catholic football team) took to their hearts and posted on a BBC message board, God bless their bitter wee selves.
Then you get someone in China that searches for 'fuck' , I hope I enlightened them and the people in Thailand looking for 'cunt' and getting me, I can only imagine that Foot Eater had the # 1 spot for that search. (love ya footie)
Why would someone from Aberdeen do a search for 'smelly Scotsman'? do ya not have windows? just look outside.
I don't obsess over my site meter, I don't care if you visit a site (lots) called Cumshots before you get to me but really Hadon that is a lot even for you.
The 1000 visitor was from Whittier, California, hello whoever you are please call again.
If you haven't ever commented please do so, I go easy on you for the first time, if you are fool hardy enough to comment a second time, expect the Old Knudsen charm, now fuck off and give my head peace, if I make it to 2000 I'll buy yous all a drink, yep one big drink and I'll even drink it for yous.
Friday, 13 October 2006
1000 visitors,well its a big deal for me.
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I'm so glad you said they were Scottish.
As an aside have you seen this?
http://www.laceltic.com/
(take a look I beg you)
How on earth is there a celtic supporters club in L A ? And such a professional one?
They're having their agm in Vegas with all the Lisbon Lions!
Donald Findlay's doing the halftime songs.
Love the pic for the post, Old Knudsen.
Screw the pints; that is my kind of celebration party.
dh I happen to have some fake old men, I still have to harvest the balls, I'll get back to you.fake old cunt.
Dr Maroon I only said they were Scottish due to some clueless fuckers out there, you know the type that pronounce it 'Seltic', I don't usually go to such catholic oriented sites but due to their hate of Johnny Adair I make an exception for 'my lads' they are doing well and the site is quite impressive, alas the Rangers can't even cut and paste, it makes me sad.
fat sparrow you have some white powder on yer beak, were you not the technical advisor for Train Spotting?
sister maryjane rottencrotch nice to meet you, love the angry blog, having saggy balls means no hunched up or kneeling when they need licked, in fact I can pretty much do that myself.
Docs M. when my brother was visiting me he Googled "Celtic FC, bars, San Francisco" so he could watch some important match when he was up there for a trip. He said there were loads of bars showing the game. In the one he went to, he thought it'd mostly be expats but about half the people there in the green and white were Americans. Support for European teams is surprisingly strong here -but still pretty low-key.
Anyway, cheers, Ole Knut, m'darlin'. I'll toast you tonight when it's time for a snifter.
I can't keep up with your posts, by the way. Every time I stop by there's another two or three. Those are some prolifically bitter balls you have there, my friend.
Congratulations, Old Knudson. Your spectacle here has found its audience.
sam, problem-child-bride a lot of people only read one word at a time, (been in America too long) someday when you're 'really' bored you can catch up maybe in my older age I'll slow down.
Robyn 'spectacle' what a double edged word that is,all you old hands are thinking, whatever, I hit 1000 on my first week,well I was going to retire happily at 100 visitors and just talk on Fat sparrow, but no, the addiction to tell wankers my opinion got too strong, now you'd all be lost without me, hopeless lot indeed.
Yes Sister I read your congregation's um tirades, I liked ' two pumps, a tickle and a squirt doens't exempt you from having to occasionally cowboy up and go to school functions.
you want pictures of me and my well licked balls? yeah you and everyone else, nice try.
obviously word has got out about your brilliance. i foresee complete interweb domination.
i've enjoyed the ride. thanks for the stories, old man.
The ride isn't over until I get me fry up.
Oh, Old Knudsen, I bow before your bitter old balls with respect. You've inspired me own rants.
I have liken myself to the pope in the past, former nazi, likes wearing dresses so maybe I should have my ring kissed like he does, please don't bow its embarassing well alright then.
Congrats Knudsen!
1000 visitors, must be nice. It took me YEARS to develop a following... I NEVER got a 1000 hits in one day. Shit.
or rather 1000 hits in less than a year!
Congrats, you're runnin' with the big dogs now!
I meant "spectacle" in the most respectful sense of the word, of course. And I haven't quite hit 1000 yet--only at this for less than three months.
well, it is official. I can no longer read on in quiet anonymity... I have been prompted and agree -- your accomplishments must be lauded properly, as deserved.
you, dear geezer, are the personification of the brabbling terrier -- the one who will crap in your shoes and expect you to be grateful for it.
how humanity has managed thus far without your conscientious ranting, I can not fathom.
thanks for providing the fodder for Smack Talker and I to get a hearty guffaw while chatting about your precocious antics.
~ adair (no relation to the footballer)
babsbitchin I suspect these big dogs have fleas, or it may just be my pubic lice.
robyn I'll coment at your 1000 visitor and I'll try not to fucking swear.
adair I thought it was Johnny Adair (the terrorist) commenting, you made some fine points and my ego is swollen with egoness, one word of advice, don't listen to Robyn.
I might be gay, but don't you DARE call me a Catholic!
Them is fighting words.
I'd rather be gay than a fenian anyday, no forget I said that.
Fenians and gays both have the arnold sex, up the bum no babies thing to talk about, (though I doubt your worried about get pregnant)being a good protestant the only thing that goes up my hole is my doctor's fingers and I have to pretend not to enjoy that. Jesus was a Protestant, it says so in the bible, somewhere at the back.
Pubic lice, eh? Dirty buggers. I had 'em once when I was 14 and my Dad the Lt.Col. threatened to take me to Walter Reed Hospital and have 'em shaved off. I never forgot that, damn those things. See, now I need therapy or something.
babsbitchin you like to make me work to find your comments, but I am paying attention.
See, when I have time, I'll read some old stuff cause it's actually entertaining better than some bloody rag mag. You have the sense of humor that reminds me of many men in my life who caught my eye and often my heart. I like real men and the way they think. If you're too nice to me, I'll chew you up. spit you out and play with it, like a bored mangy dog. But if there's that happy medium, I'm quite content. Doesn't make a bit of sense I know. But back in the day, Knudsen we could of been a Keeling Team!
Weemen and their bad boys, well I only treat weemen with the utmost respect, now quite yer jabbering woman and get me a cup of tea, and a scone.
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