Ever noticed the similarities between Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson? I know this is like Americans slagging off Princess Di as both Mouse and Jackson (if that is indeed their real names) are like beloved royalty, but if you can't slag off the # 1 greatest nation on Earth then who can you slag off?
Mouse has a white face even though he is black, he wears gloves, talks in a high pitched voice, loves to be around children and amusement rides and is probably still a virign. (by a female)
Jackson has a white face even though he is black, he wears gloves , talks in a high pitched voice, loves to be around children and amusement rides and is without a doubt a virgin. (by a female)
I really dislike the two of them, lets hope when Mouse gets caught diddling kids the American justice system won't give him an out of jail free card just because of his celebrity because mark my words, him and Mini would be a couple by now if he wasn't such a sick and twisted baby dangling Pedophile , she knows something.
Oh I was only joking about the # 1 greatest nation thing, try typing that with a straight face.
Sunday 29 October 2006
Too Scary For Halloween.
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Don't drink the Jesus juice.
Mickey Mouse is royalty, and I won't hear otherwise. But Michael Jackson? I don't think there is an American who considers him anything but a demented freak who should have been found guilty.
"Mickey Mouse...Mickey Mouse...forever let us wave our banners high."
I'd never noticed the similarities before. I knew there was a reason I didn't like Mickey Mouse. Alas, I really liked Thriller when I was ten.
Oh, I just saw Robyn's comment. Actually, I feel sorry for Michael Jackson. His parents had him singing stuff that no little kid should have been singing. It's little wonder he grew up to be such a twisted freak with an even more twisted plastic surgeon.
Sassy is right. Jacko was a very talented young man exploited by his parents. I love disagreeing with Old Knudsen. Keeps my mind active.
I don't know about diddling... however, I'd love to sit on his nose and rotate, counterclockwise-like!
It's pretty good observation you have there... i also think Terri Hatcher looks like MJ. Just take a look at the next rack of tabloids. It's quite disturbing really.
anomymouse first you drink the jesus juice then you drink the jackson juice.
Robyn except for all the fans at the courthouse, look how Mickey's mouseteers turn out, pop idol hoors, he must be fiddling about.
Sassy sundry thriller was a good bit of film making at the time, I could believe the zombies but not him having a girlfriend.
dh there will be no disagreeing with me on my blog, well you can but you'd be wrong,lets blame the parents and when they do everything right and the kid turns into a serial killer with heads he likes to fuck in the fridge we can blame Mickey Mouse.
nuggetmaven his guilt is as plain as the nose hanging off his face.
xmichra I can see it,maybe theres a clone factory run by Diana Ross in her bid to dominate the world.
Yes that mouse has a lot to answer for. Charles Bukowski has some interesting things to say on the subject.
I didn't really mean to disagree on your blog Knudsen. That wouldn't be nice. I was just playing Arianna Huffington to youe Anne Coulter. Dick.
I was only kidding anyway, but I do like to play dress up, Anne Coulter must be a wise and intelligent woman.
I see I got a pointed Dick on that comment.
That last sentence really doesn't read well.
I used to have theories of regressing to a missed childhood, all this wanting to be around children and partake in activities that only children enjoy, he definately is not mentally an adult. he had the disney mascots come to his birthday party! he freaked out when a girl kissed him on stage!
but then i remember that i'm american, and therefore not obligated or encouraged to have any actual intellectual stake in the fate of an individual or country that is not obviously related to myself.
cheers!
I was talking about sitting on MICKEY MOUSE'S face...
taihae The girls are safe were MJ is concerned, I find it funny when they scream and cry how much they love him and hes thinking how icky gurls are.
Being British I am obligated to pass judgement on all and help the yanks with their crazy world agenda.
nuggetmaven I can never tell with you.
Heheh, the only thing holding Michael Jackson's nose on his face is some spit and a prayer. I wouldn't know what to tell the ER attending physician exactly how I came (excuse the pun) to have a man's nose nubbin imbedded in my cachoochoo...
"Doctor, I hadn't shaved for a while and he was looking for a penis, he shouldn't have stuck his nose in where it didn't belong".
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