Tuesday 31 October 2006

A Waste Of Your Time But You're Here Anyway.


Mother: And so Scaggity Ann and Peter Pickled Pecker walked in on Humpty who was beating his egg white.

Little Girl: Mommy?

Mother: Yes dear?

Little Girl: Why did Daddy have to die?

Mother: Because he knew too much dear.

10 comments:

sammy.the.k said...

oh my god thats genius!

Anonymous said...

Little girl: Knew too much about what, Mommy?

Mother: Oh, dear, we do not discuss that. It involved Michael Jackson.

Have you ever checked out the Evil Editor blog? There's a hilarious story about bumping off a dad in today's post.

Anonymous said...

I was just chuckling over the Evil Editor blog when I read this. hee hee

Old Knudson, you have a knack for finding the truth in the most seemingly innocent situations.

Old Knudsen said...

sammy not quite genius, maybe maddness, close enough huh?

sassy sundry I could sure do with an editor, whats the URLinal?
dead dads are the new mong, bloody funny.

robyn as an expert on lies,(I've only told the truth up to now)I know even the most upright citizen has an underbelly of lies, something you want to tell us?

Anonymous said...

Evil Editor can be found at evileditor.blogspot.com.

Robyn's undberbelly can be found in her association with the likes of us.

Taihae said...

Not Robyn...she's good and pure!


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Lets get her!!!

Anonymous said...

I prefer to call them secrets. And if I told my secrets, they wouldn't be secret anymore.

Old Knudsen said...

I will delight when Robyn's evil side comes out to play, I'm sure she has some severed heads in the fridge.

Maven said...

Nah... she keeps them in a jar of formaldehyde on her nightstand...

Old Knudsen said...

You can't French kiss them in a jar.