Tuesday 10 October 2006

Sean Penn, two four letter words.

Old Knudsen doesn't make threats, he makes promises, heres your Sean fucking wank dog Penn post--------as promised, who cares if you wanted it or not? read it then fuck off.
Its been said that Sean Penn is one of the most talented actors of his generation, well Old Knudsen never said it, I can't stand the man, he gives off an air like hes so serious and intense every hour of the day, when I see that wee shite I just want to make a load of jokes at his expense that hes not going to get so he'll end up getting angry and trashes his hotel room because hes not as smart as he thinks he is, yeah Mr Penn intense that.
He made his feature debut in the 1981 film Taps, I actually like that one, it was the energetic Tom Cruise that made it for me, what ever happened to him? oh yeah, brain washing.

I remember in the mid 80's the papers always had pictures of an angry Penn charging the Paparazzi and punching them to the ground, when was the last time you saw a photographer hit back? they may be annoying but lay of the coke Bullyboy.
Back then Madonna was hot, and as soon as she was tainted with the festering lice ridden cock of Mr Penn she lost her sex appeal and that movie Shanghai Surprise didn't help, how many shit films will it take Madonna? you are crap! no talented actor husband or talented director husband will change that.

Casualties of war was a good one, not because of Penn, but Michael J Fox and the whole scary situation they were in, Penn does excel at playing thoroughly unlikable characters, maybe a little too well, is it all acting?
What about that piece of necrotic tissue 'We're no Angels' ? Penn and De Niro were trying too see who could do the most silliest faces in a most unfunny comedy, my blog is funnier and this blog is shite, I'm not even going to mention 'I am Sam' ok well maybe I will, how many people went to see it just to laugh at a tard? nothing wrong with that, what other reason would God put them here but for us to laugh at?
I don't care about Mystic river, if Clint Eastwood has anything to do with a movie, he had better have a tough cop with an over powerful handgun or he can fuck off, oh and sound bites, "do ya feel lucky punk?"
21 grams was kinda depressing, but Old Knudsen did notice that Penn totally put Naomi Watts' erect nipple into his mouth, now that's what I call talented acting, I can picture Penn all intense talking over the scene " you know Naomi, I think it would totally help the scene if you let me suck your nipples ride you hard and then I give you a Dirty Sanchez"
When New Orleans got some water damage due to being built in a really stupid place the world was asking,"where is Sean Penn? he'll save those poor uneducated barely able to speak the English language people" , Sean, being intense got a boat and a shotgun (to shoot Quails I suppose) and motored around pulling folks out of the water, I'm sure he could of afforded 10 boats or one really big one and a helicopter, "what do you know Old Knudsen? you weren't there" screams Mr Penn, no I wasn't, I was sitting in Fema HQ wondering if the alarm bell meant an emergency or its lunchtime, I voted for lunch.

Old Knudsen likes to sit up late and watch the Oscars, no Sammy, that doesn't mean I'm Gay, did you see that dress kate Winslet was wearing? Vera Wang sure out did herself, anyway when Chris Rock decided to pitch all the jokes at Johnny black fellow forgetting its the Jews that run things he made a comment about Jude Law, to paraphrase, "who is this Jude Law? hes been in everything and comments on all the posts" no wait that's Kieran, anyway, it was an amusing joke, unless you're a stuck up serious actor, Sean Penn came on next and said, "Jude law is a fine and talented actor that's who he is" , c'mon, grow a sense of humour, Kieran took it in good spirit, well except for those nasty e-mails but that was the crayons talking.
I recently read an article about Jude Law, he took the comment that Rock made and formed a grudge that he still holds, well Mr Nanny, you 're a dopey cunt , being pretty won't help you, if you're a total wanker.
Expect to read about Jude Law in the next 18 months.

Just to finish Sean Penn off, I would like to see if the sword is mightier than the Penn, a cage match, him and me, I know he reads this Blog, I get the sword as I'm just and old feeble man with one leg and hemorrhoids.

14 comments:

Foot Eater said...

I'm so knackered after reading that I think I'll go back to bed now. Actually, reading you often makes me want to go to bed.

Penn was good in The Falcon And The Snowman and that's about it.

I saw Jude Law outside the casino in Monte Carlo once. He was looking tipsy and sulky and was sitting by himself. I was tempted to start singing 'Hey Jude' but I didn't know the words.

Old Knudsen said...

Finish the sentence, it makes you want to go to bed and get it on, yes I can be very descriptive.
Yes he was good in that film, playing a 'cunt', no acting there.
I would have been tempted to smash my bottle of 'beat the wife' over his pretty boy head, of course I'd finish it off first.

Fat Sparrow said...

"tainted with the festering lice ridden cock"

"that piece of necrotic tissue"

"New Orleans got some water damage due to being built in a really stupid place"

Okay, I laughed out loud over all of these. This is some of your finest work yet.

I can tug my minge at you if I want to. I'm sure there's other's here who tug other body parts (no, not Rob7534, you know I mean Footie, he practically admitted it it in that comment), so be happy someone's touching their girl parts while thinking of you.

Anonymous said...

He was good in Carlito's Way. My wife loves I am Sam, but I laugh my ass off at it and do impressions, which is exactly what Sean Penn was doing in that movie. There's a special place in hell for actors who take the piss out of retarded people. Tom Hanks and Sean Penn, watch out.

Remind me not to read you at work. People are turning around when I snort with laughter.

Anonymous said...

There are real men and he's not in that list. As far as actor's go, they don't make 'em like they used to. There's no more John Wayne's or Robert Mitchum's just all these punk pretty boys.Where did all the dirty sea men and real men go?

Anonymous said...

Good point, Babs, that "they don't make 'em like they used to." The John Waynes and Gregory Pecks, and Robert Mitchums made their movies, had fun, and never took themselves too seriously.

sammy.the.k said...

I honestly can't stand Sean Penn.

I Am Sam was only good because Dakota Fanning was awesome in it. (Pretty bad for SP when a 8 year old girl out acted and out shined him when he played the title character).

I usually skip the awards shows nowadays, just watch the beginning and the end, especially since i am fucking tired of undeserving shows and films and people win all the time (*achem* Crash, that bitch from Law & Order, The Office, etc etc etc)

BEAST said...

old knobson you are indeed a sage , I shall return often for wise words and cheery thoughts for the day
**** pops anotehr ketamin***

Old Knudsen said...

Fat sparrow finest work yet? this was but a Dingleberry in the ass of God, just wait for my 'things you shouldn't put in your ears post'.

kavEd Norton in 'The Score' also, and then there was Rainman, so you have these high expectations of tards and when one hugs you in public and shouts "frank and Beans" you feel so let down by Hollywood, remember don't read at work.

Babsbitchin Audie Murphy, a real man but couldn't act for shit,John Wayne could act but it seems to chose to do shit films instead, and its chunky seamen.

Robyn James Stewart was one of the best, in those days you go to war and become a hero and movie star, wars were a good ol romp with killing, now they get post tramatic stress disorder, different generation and they don't know they're born.

sammy I suspect you have some brokeback mountain issues, I love the Oscars, I get 9 out of 10 guesses right for the winners, not the best actors but who is hot and powerful in hollywood, oh and the race card, liberals and their need to be trendy.

beast welcome, you look very like a chick I banged in India,I have sage, basil and Paprika words, I don't know how people lived without my opinion.

Fat Sparrow said...

"Where did all the dirty sea men and real men go?"

Rock Hudson, or so I've heard.

Anonymous said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, chunky seaman! I'll drink to that!

Old Knudsen said...

Thankyou both ladies, I was trying to set a posh tone for my Blog and there it goes.

Anonymous said...

You gotta admit "Mystic River" is by far one of his best yet.. Until that movie, I didn't think he was much of an actor. Maybe I'm partial here because in mystic river he plays a tough edged Boston Guy from my old neighborhood. hmmm maybe we grew up togther.. hey!!! "Sean my bud"

Old Knudsen said...

I do not have to admit anything, the English tried to make us admit stuff but now we're fffrrrreeee!