I heard on the news that scientists have developed a sunless tan for mice, this not only looks hot but helps to protect them against cancer, it just goes to show you what Old Knudsen has been saying, Scientists and that Science thing they do is a load of wank, why should the mice be the ones that are going about all bronzed with grafted tanned ears on their backs? I really don't give a fuck how vain mice are and I really don't give a shit about the cancer risk to mice either, mice are only good for one thing and that's feeding Snakes, and I fucking hate Snakes.
Wednesday, 20 September 2006
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Pay attention everyone, this is how to comment,and from an Australian too, another nice comment like this and you get what I call the 'pre-restraining order pictures' and yes they are real ponies.
ach, you also look like a big spunk from your photo. you that fit in real life?
Why mice? That's what I never get. Why not test on squirrels, or magpies? I heard on the radio the other day that they'd done some tests on mice to see if a certain drug brought about manic depression. The charlatan scientist involved said the result was positive, since the mice became really still and 'lack-lustre' which is a sign of depression. They're mice! They don't get depressed, they get eaten by cats.
Congratulations on your adoring female masses. I knew it was only a matter of time.
Next there will be mice Therapists, those fuckers get everything, I saw a mouse in the high street shops spending like fuck and then it threw everything down and ran off crying, that wee shite must of been on those drugs.
Well Kieran me lad, as you know musicans get the gurls, I myself play the spoons.
Gaijin Girl, or as I'll refer to you 'my favourite' (get busy Kieran)I do indeed have it going on, usually its only the drunk and mentally impaired that think me and Brad Pitt are brothers,I don't care which one you are, I hope yer inbox in clean, photos are on their way, prepare to feel violated and become like the others who have dared to comment.
You'll have to let me in on your secret as I yearn to be called a big spunk by a girl.
The poor girl lives in Nipon, of course I'm gonna look good to her, you need to get yourself a cap.
Old Knudsen, you are such a himbo. Make sure you get some soap, and wash that snake.
I do have access to soap, however I believe it strips you of your natural oils that is built up over a period of not washing, so I shall remain among the great unwashed.
bb, you're sounding better and better with every comment. (it was actually your eyebrows that i find irresistable. and the blue waistcoat.)
You shape shifting vixen are you having a crisis of identifcation?
I can lift me Eyebrows like Spock, no woman has been able to resist my wiry inch long hairs, wearing light blues is the dress code for us older gentlemen, when I go a courting I wear sky blue trousers, a stripy polo shirt, white shoes and my special white cap, if I was gay I'd fancy meself.
Well, I'm gay, and I fancy you!
Aw thankyou Rob7534,if I was an uphill gardener I'd be in potting about the garden heaven, as you've got a fine set of shoulders on you lad, now climb those steps and stop posing.
oops, i forgot you're probably easily confused, old man. i'll stick with gaijin girl, but you can still call me 'favourite'.
Not so easily confused as to which port to head into (though any port in a storm Rob;) ok you can still be 'favourite' but if anyone says thats their name don't listen, its all pollitics and the rest are a fickle jealous lot.
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