I met Kieran from 'The Full Stop' a few of weeks ago when he commented on my then obscure and not yet discovered by more than 4 people Blog, his first messages had to be deleted as children might be reading this and the things he wanted to do to Sooty were just wrong, since then hes cleaned himself up and has all but kicked his crayon habit, he had a little relapse the other day but hes over it, always the ' Spring Green ' don't worry lad, one day at a time.
Another addiction I've noticed about Kieran is his prolific commenting, I was looking at Blogs from Mongolia and on the 33 blogs, all written in Khalkha Mongol, Turkic and Russian, Kieran had commented on them all and had even set one up about the virtures of Yak Husbandry, (I hope that means what I think it means) a newly discovered Polynesian tribe knew Kieran as their God, they had carved the tribe's history onto a giant rock and at the bottom was Kieran's comments.
The CIA sent a secret memo to Dick Cheney to give his approval on 10 assassinations of top politic figures and at the bottom was Kieran's comments.
I was halfway through writing a post the other night and Kieran had already commented on it.
Kieran is a good lad, well except for all those things he did in the past, but now hes mostly good, he tickles me no end (not tickles my end) with his witty and often surreal comments, hes like the son I forgot to beat, I believe I got my Boy Toy through Kieran's blog, a match made in heaven.
When asked what a template was Kieran replied, "An unpunctual short term employee".
The picture above shows Kieran wasted, slumped against his own crayon handywork, if you ever see him like this don't put 20p into his outstretched hand, don't be an enabler.
If you haven't checked out 'The Full Stop' yet then go fuck off and do so, wasting my time by reading this shite indeed, remember hes a musican so expect drugs and vomit but tell me if you see any crayons, his sphincter muscles no longer work thanks to an O.D. of Cornflower Blue, for God's sake don't mention it.
Saturday 30 September 2006
The Heavy Period.
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9 comments:
Allright all right, I'm convinced.
You were gay lovers at Trinity. And why not?
He's a fine looking young lad.
We've all done it.
Hanuman, do monkey Gods spit out their food and throw feces at people too?
Dr Maroon, is this about the party? I told you it was a mistake, you should move on, sorry about the coffee table, why do you have so many mirrored surfaces in your house? and thats not how you play whose line is it anyway.
AH! I HEART Kieran. You should warn your readers that any mention of the Panda will also get his blood pressure up.
Then don't mention about the 9 wee fuckers just born in China then oops.
Awww, shucks. I can almost taste the love.
That cornflower blue is a bitch.
Just for the record, I've almost entirely gotten over my crayon-addiction, if you discount the 'burnt sienna' I had just before breakfast.
The CIA want to assassinate Kieran's comments?
Kieran, if Dr Maroon had anything to do with it you'd be gagging on his love right now, when I was in the legion many of my fellow soldiers gave into crayons, we called it 'The Devil's curse', I'm talking about The British legion of course, not those cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Mr Eater, The CIA would kill their own Grannies and not lose sleep (you have to admire for that) so Kieran's comments would be nothing to them.
Gay.
Whore, sorry is this that tag thing I'm heard about, did I play it right?
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