Blair Enders.

All you hear in politics is yapping about when Tony Blair is going to leave office, well Old Knudsen is here to answer as to what Tony's exit strategy will be, I have a few options as told to be by my insider, (Billy One Ear) if you don't want to know the score don't read.

#1 He'll go on holiday and will return but played by a different person.

#2 He'll grow a set of balls, get some self respect and on his way to phone Bush and tell him that its over he'll cross the road and get knocked down by an American secret service agent and end up in a coma for 2 very long weeks before said agent kills him.

#3 He'll go to work in Brisbane Australia with the orphans and star in a spinoff 'New Labour Down Under' and is replaced by Gordon Brown (texture like sun).

Well Old Knudsen just can't wait, I'll get Billy to keep his ear out for more news.