Click next Blog.

When Old Knudsen's Black dog of depression comes around and licks his face, I have a few drinks, run a warm bath, empty out my toilet chair and contemplate deleting my blog and joining the choir eternal, then the little angel on my shoulder says, no Knudsen, think of the good things in life, "a sunset, a beautiful flower a", yeah yeah fuck off you gaylord, the devil on my shoulder says," click next blog you old shitehawk, Satan really cannot be arsed with you right now", so I put off the afterlife for the lost world of blogs, you know seeing the poor unfortunate fuckers that post about their dinners and adopting kids from China (cheaper over there) and their latest skateboard tricks really show me how needed I am.

Firstly, I hate black blogs, nothing racial I can't read them for fuck and know they are going take forever to load up, 'click next blog', I get a little boy who thinks under age kids should play online games so he can talk to his friends, please comment, then he says please comment if you agree, away and fuck, I gave that little wanker what for, go do your homework, talk to your friends at school, go get me your parents, do you think they want people like me talking to you?'click next blog' adverts, fucking ringtones, I don't have a mobile phone, I don't do phone calls,(unless I can't help it)my land line only has buttons because BT begged me to take it, I don't do IM, REM or YouTube, I don't even know what tag is, anyway I'm too old to run, blogs, e-mails and letters, that's me, and the odd brick with a note wrapped around it, can you put a ringtone on my brick ya fuckers? 'click next blog'.

I then saw something that disturbed me, (no 'me' not her)' Discount genital health meds ' if you are going to use something on your unmentionables, get the cheapest crap around, that Aussie's post about the word verification which was simple yet enjoyable is firmly stuck in my head, I saw the names of these meds as codes to comment, perhaps its subliminal to get you to buy meds.
Flagyl Diflucan Zithromax Levaquin

By now I was too annoyed and had to post, also what about the blogs that don't have a next blog button, you have to go back to the last really shite blog and click again, you can keep hitting adverts and shite no button blogs forever.

Don't believe the Blogs of note, half of them are ads and the rest are incestuous licky licky I'm from Dell show my blog about the Dell convention, (yawn) and other shite too.
Don't worry folks, I've unloaded double barreled Henry, now I want to kill something else, oh if I saw one of those fucking Stingrays, or a Spaniard, yeah that would do nicely.