Old men having sex with young hot weeman isn't yucky or creepy, well as long as its me doing the shagging, but that Hugh Heffner fella even makes Old Knudsen's stomach bubble, you wondered what that smell was.
Who are you to judge? I hear you say and I say "fuck off ", away and feed the homeless, what are you a candidate for canonization? why wait till you're dead, if you have the time I have the artillery. HA!
Hugh Heffner's life has been based thinking what will make men wank, don't get me wrong, Old Knudsen is a total wanker, in fact you lot should watch what you say in the comments you make it way too easy for me sometimes.
Wanking may be a much needed service, how many crimes have been committed just because the criminal had one in the chamber?, those poor crooks probably didn't know why they were angry.
Hugh has paid his mortgage with the jizz of millions of Handymen, he is a Master- bater , a Wank Lord, a Jizzinator.
He has a mansion that he fills with young firm bodied big false juggly women more than half his age all consenting to be his sex slaves, on the surface this seems like everyman's wet dream but they all look the same, boob jobs a ton of eyeliner, deep tissue tan and bleached blonde hair, is that what his mother looked like per chance?
Hes having Vanilla all the time, Old Knudsen would have alsorts of tasty tarts, and with brains, it reminds me of a programme called 'Dream On', the lead guy says,"I want a woman I can talk too" the other guy says,"what do you want to talk to her for?".
Sex Slave to an Old wrinkly geezer with pajamas full of piss stains who can't remember your name as you rub him while he pops little blue pills and watches two other clones make out, sounds hot right? not at all sleazy, definitely worth the chance of a photo in a magazine, Old Knudsen has no Harem of bimbos with low esteem or no celebrity parties or a mansion to hold them in but he has never had to pay for it , well except that time in Bangkok but that turned out to not really be a girl so that didn't count, damn those sexy little girlyboys.
Sunday, 24 September 2006
Barbies, thousands of em.
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Firstly, do ya think it would work?
Secondly, theres cheap and then theres bargin basement giveaway, why is it so cheap, whats wrong with it?
Nothing is wrong with it; I give a Senior Discount. 10% off on Wednesdays.
It's all in Heffner's dressing gown. If you just go wandering about in a silk dressing gown the ladies just assume you're some kind of sex god. You can pick women up on the streets easy that way, honest, try it.
Incidentally, the last time I was at York station I had to tell some old homeless codger to piss off because the poor Glasweigan bastard kept getting his codger's todger out and showing it to this young lass. Was that you? If so I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I'm sure you're not really a smacked-up-paedo cunt.
You know Kieran, you shouldn't jump to conclusions, that may have been an outdoor health clinic for old smacked up paedo cunts, doctors are getting younger everyday.
Ten per cent off on Wednesday? I knew a rabbi once who offered that.
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