Stop In The Name Of My Rad Moves

Community Support Officer Stephen Dean hangs out with the teens at the local Lee-on-Solent near Gosport skateboarding park to work on his skills at riding the board.


They think by putting a couple of twats on a board it will break doon barriers and stop the kids from committing crimes because they know a peeler that can balance on a skateboard.


Is it just me or are police fucking useless? why call them they won't do anything they are in and out as fast as they can be, like Doctors herding patients through their offices.


They are more likely to interrogate the person that called them treating them as the criminal, either you interrupted their donut or you won't give them as much trouble as the person you called them for.

I hate to call the police and prefer to settle things myself , what use would a policeman on a skate board be anyway? they don't even carry guns, look at the picture of PCSO Dean again, would giving him a gun make you feel safer anyway?

A police station in Norfolk was under siege from a crowd of 100 people throwing bottles, earlier in the day an unlicensed music event was broken up and a lot of arrests were made so they thought they would pay the police back. Does this show a lack of respect? even a drunken mob should know better than to attack a police station.

Three thick necked blokes about to take yer lunch money, who would you rather turn up to protect you, this guy or the one on the skateboard?

The British police used to be tougher, they were blokes that could take doon the criminal, the RUC (Royal Ulster Constabulary) were tough, if a wee shitty Chav gives you lip they'd slap them across the head (away from cunts with camera phones) the French police are tough too, they don't give a shit, sleep on a bench you'll get a poke in the ribs with a night stick and told to move on and they had better not find you again its like they want to fight to show they aren't cheese eating surrender monkeys or something.

Now the Northern Ireland Police are as good as the Irish Garda.....

Maybe it all went wrong when they required people to have a degree to join , you exchange toughness for brains, never mind just getting intelligent tough guys." Oh no its the class swot come to arrest us, no wait he just wants to be our pal so we'll not commit crimes, you gotta love psychology, those patronising bastards lets knife him."

In America cops are paralysed by stupid rules that protect criminals, " you can't fire at a moving car that's about to knock you doon unless its a Tuesday after 11am, the driver isn't black (don't want to get sued for racism) or if they have a good reason for stealing the car in the first place." (like the buses were late) then you get to the judges that fear for their career too much and sentence as to not offend the criminal. Raped a gurl? she was probably asking for it I'll give ya 2 years, don't worry with good bahaviour and prison over crowding you'll be out on the streets a rehabilitated worthy useful citizen in 4 to 6 months.

The whole system in most countries needs to be over hauled and not by touchy feely lefties who would jail an adult for assaulting a child when he accidentally strikes one of the 15 underage chavs kicking the shit out of him, or charges the home owner for negligence when a burglar slips and hurts themselves while robbing the hoose.

Its a tough job similar to what the teachers go through. A lot of their power has gone and they must abide by the curriculum, do yer job and learn not to give a fuck. You can tell who has been on the job for a while and who the keen as mustard newbies are.

While everyone is feeling apathetic and sheep like its no good giving them more power, as Uncle Ben told me just before he cooked up some rice, "With great power cums great responsibility." and then he said " Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the laziest and commonest of the vices." He was a boring old fucker.