I Know They Are Here.

Here is Buzz Aldrin the astronaut who has to contend with being the second bloke to set foot on the Moon (allegedly) seen here with his trophy wife Lois (she should be mounted and locked in a glass case) outside the Killamory 2 step club one of the towns hottest discotheques.

Now here they are with my alien detecting ultra lens masidator device installed onto my camera. You can plainly see that the tie is still fucking ugly.

Buzz Aldrin is 77 years old and has just had a face lift at the plastic surgery center in Beverly Hills. His wife talked him into it and arranged the whole thing, she woke up one day and said, "fuck yer an ugly old shite you need some work done."

Lois Aldrin or LA woman as we call her at the Killamory working mans club (its just a name, only 2 members have real jobs) is a fucking alien from the planet Xanax which is the home world of the Greys. In 1969 when NASA was planning to attempt a Moon landing Lord Lexapro the head Greyer beamed doon and warned the US from going there as they have a Grey Disney world type complex up there and didn't want the little Greys scared by humans who as we all know are obsessed about alien abduction, anal probing and cattle mutilation. (the sick fuckers)

That is why the Moon landings were done on a sound stage, poor Buzz didn't even get to go first and then he had to marry a Grey as an assignment to promote interstellar friendship. The poor doon trodden hen pecked man does enjoy the wild and crazy space sex but Greys are bossy shites, it was only last year that she made him have an anal bleaching and a scrotal tuck, nothing is ever good enough for them its all about power for those bastards.

Other aliens

No one could be that dumb except a super intelligent extraterrestrial.

Sexy mama. I want to melt her chocolate and lick her warm gooey centre, you can tell who are Greys in disguise because of the 2 or 3 inches between their eyes to accommodate those big alien noggins.