Just waiting on the right offer for my photos of a topless Prince Edward. Phones have been ringing like mad all morning and I've had over 3 e-mails so far.... 3 e-mails and a penis enlargement spam to be exact. Mostly its people asking who? or why should we care?
1) Prince Edward the soft as shite brother to Charles and Andrew, no seriously I didn't just make him up.
2) Equality, ya want to see Kate Middleton's tiny norks so why not Edward's? Actually his look better.
The Dundee Herald is winning the online bids, if anyone wishes to join the bid and actually bid money instead of pasta shells that would be nice.
