Wednesday 12 September 2012
John Travolta Is Too Gay To Be Ghey
Dear John Travolta
I am writing to point out that it is pointless to deny the stories about being ghey when you walk about dressed like that.
The leather waist coat and the ass-less chaps you wore on the red carpet wasn't much of an improvement either.
Yours sincerely
The guy you met at the Hairy Crotch Bar and Grill